Le father a child man

>le father a child man

whoa what happened

>tfw you will never know that feel

Child must've slid through that boar's cunt with ease

Ending career injury alike.

>He made a baby with that disgusting creature
WHY
He is rich as fuck and handsome (no homo), why couldn't he find someone who doesn't look like shit?

>child is white
Boring

Its his high school sweetheart. Not every athlete wants to fuck 10/10 models every day

>Amelie, Enzo, Kevin, Chantal
The names of the newer German generations. Whatever happened to names like Sigfried, Wilhelm, Otto, Helmut, Wolfgang...

:3

damn I didn't even notice he was pregnant

based Kroos

> it was better for him to be only his wife's daughter and not the real father

literally no one's name is Enzo here

nice guy. he has 2 german child already.

Now I understand why he always moves so slowly

she is not that ugly

High test.

I'm getting scat fetish vibe...

>tfw no gf

18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years

doesn't surprise me

this desu senpai

He looks like he has no soul

he alredy has a son, so not a bad work for 26 y/o

Happens to you when keeps pooing on you.

It's mainstream here to make fun of people named Kevin and Chantal, only Kraut-Spaghettis are called Enzo and Amelie is a completely ok name.

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she looks breddy gud with bangs

>in 15 years she wont have to look through a photo album of baby photos, just go through her fathers ancient twitter and insta accounts to see shit like this with emojis
everyday we stray further from God

>being there for your son
So much for being an athlete.

How can Norway be #2 if the UK has 4 in the top 5 scat port cities?

Kroos is so painfully Ossi: shit taste in women, shit taste in everything, complete pleb to the max and the only whites in Germany who still have children

At least he didn't stay at Bayern for 10 years. Gained a lot of respect from me for that move.

She's ugly, deal with it

True, the customer butthurt was amazing.

she looks breddy gud with bangs

thought i'd post the same response since you posted the same picture as the last guy

Is that even legal in Germany now dont you have to import a bull to do it for you?

She looks younger in the picture you posted, looks even better in older pics but anything more recent she looks like a typical ugly fat girl from the midwest

Throwing an outrageous suggestion out for you lads:

Maybe he loves her

Your lack of comprehension on the concept of love really makes me think

literally a 4/10, would not bang

>Your lack of comprehension on the concept of love really makes me think
Well it's not like anyone of us has ever been loved

she's not ugly, just fat. if she lost 60 pounds she would look cute.

that's what I'm thinking about

it really made me think

here's the most recent picture of her from toni kroos's instagram

54weeks ago

your pic is at least 2 yrs old

maybe i did too much to win the argument but i feel good about defending her honor

nah she looks like a low class Polish prostitute, I should know I've banged many

>literally a 4/10, would not bang
>nah she looks like a low class Polish prostitute, I should know I've banged many

nice contradiction swamplord

okay, I would bang, but she is pretty nasty

>just had a kid
>thinks this is what she looks like now
>her honor
americans obsessed with germans are so cringe

>this post

>German woman
>giving birth to a white baby
bullshit, she must be Russian or something

Not surprised le pass it sideways man is married to that day ogre. Where did Germany go so wrong?

he probably has hotter bitches on side to fuck tho
everybody does

that's disgusting and immoral

>having white children
>wrong

Women like it, it keeps them on their toes

it's still disgusting and immoral

but feels good and you are a virgin and thats why you'll never do it

If you shaved their heads and removed all the make up, I would assume some fat manlet scored himself a solid 7 amazon

I am not a virgin

JUST

>Implying a woman could ever be a nice person

>fat
>good personality
pick one

My mom is a nice person

t. elliott

Alles Schlampen außer Mutti.

People loving people with bad personalities happens all the time.

His wife had a son?

>ywn love someone so much you stay faithful to them even though you're out of their league

Because britbongs type "norwegian scat porn" in order to cover their tracks.

Madison Bumgadner is an ELITE baseball player with a fuck ugly wife.

When you are mega rich it helps to marry a qt pie who knew you when you were a poorfag and will not cuck you in divorcee.

You have the cash to fuck $10,000 a night hookers anyways when you are out of town

Pretty revolting tbqh. Almost as ugly as Maisie.

He likes her, deal with it. You ain't the ones married to her so wtf do you care who he's married to? Makes you look like a bunch of pathetic cocks

She could be taller, better-looking, skinnier

WHO FUCKING CARES about some footballer's wife.

I am sure you losers have no one or you wouldn't be so busy dissecting her looks

Your mum is a shitty person, tell her I said that after last night

she propably has great character

>she'd look good if she lost 60lbs

Wtf are you on about? Maybe you like walking skeletons.
You're making it sound like she's some hambeast. She's overweight but not a blob. get some spectacles skeleton chaser

Dont get so triggered tumblrina

she isn't that bad

Check that your fat arse isn't bleedin too much after reading some truth

Yeah, where is she 60lbs overweight?????

kroos is so dead inside be don't understang things like love, pasion, desire so it dosen't really matter who he mary

Imagine being Kroos in that picture

eh, kind of a manly face, the nose, eyes and basically entire face. honestly barely average. doesn't matter though.

Germans have shit taste in women desu, look at Hummels

Lmao im ripped faggot enjoy defending an ugly wags honour online fag

BTFO

>Ossis
East Germans have been using French names for decades because they were trapped in their country and anything french was considered exotic.

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The phenomenon of abandoning German names happened around the same time both in East and West, shortly after the cultural revolution 1968.

meme names like Ludwig, Friedrich and Wilhelm are coming back every few years though

not sure about Wolfgang, Gottfried, Herbert and Siegfried

What about Adolf? Was the name shamed by the lugenpresse or did it carry on with no negative connotations?

dey tooker

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You do have a mother don't you?

Are do Germans breed without women these days.

what is even the purpose of being rich and famous when you marry and knock up something like this?

fucking Toni.

makes me wanna go vegan man

>tfw been eating less and less meat ever since i moved out from my parents

feels good man.

maybe one day i will end up being vegetarian or even vegan

>I'm ripped

ROTFL

You must be wanting to punch the screen fatty

Pretty sure you can't be a vegan eating refugee jizz

don't be jealous, just because your country is a poor shithole

At least you know its 100% true love from him.

I mean just look at that thing.

Hideous.