I think all of us here are unique. No one is a special snowflake, but no two Sup Forumstards are the same. In order to illustrate this uniqueness, let's all describe how our hands smell after jerking off.
I think all of us here are unique. No one is a special snowflake, but no two Sup Forumstards are the same...
Bump for potential
Don't be shy. Mine's like a damp, musky tortilla that someone forgot under a table.
Crippling depression, disappointment, disgust and self loathing because no matter what I do I can't stop jerking off I can't stop jerking off fuck you dad fuck you dad
It smells like dry concrete
Like cream
Whipped cream? Sour cream? Half and half?
sounds like a song
It smells dank.
Before you ask—yes, dude, in fact, weed lmao.
Half and half
My hand smells like my dick
like flowers
Try getting your dad a nice serving of florm. That could help your situation. Plus it'll improve the lingering, after-jerk scent.
I don't know what "Crème Fraîche" is, but I've always thouht that's what my cum smells like.
Like when I see a dish with Crème Fraîche on menu, I don't want to order it because it reminds me of cum.
It's kinda a meaty smell. Kinda like a dead dog.
It kind of has a smell that I can only refer to, and is difficult to explain. Kind of like watery slippery Velcro that was left out in a rain of lemon juice and then pissed on by a depressed law student.
Hon Hon Hon
Bump
Truly a hue
Smells like a mix between really weak coffee, my bodywash, and a damp cloth.
>weak coffee
I'm not a doctor, but you should probably go to one soon. Enjoy your prostate, cancer.
Are you suggesting that he has cancer? Or that he is cancer?
Use your brain.
Coffee is a diuretic and a laxative. The prostate is an erogenous zone. Think about it.
So the doodoos are escaping the colon, going into the prostate, and then going out the urethra? Man I never would have made it through med school...
Who said anything about a penis?
Like a sterile hotel room
wood chips, possibly old cedar. also dicksweat.
What?