Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>vastly superior to any other weapon on earth
Except the atomic bomb

fucking died

I love this
Motto... Motto

RIP IN PIECE

"sword license"

This pasta is very fucking old, but i hope Ken-sama in this moment is fucking a beautiful japanese girl and... living the dream

>animator for Studio Ghibli
You know they're done making movies lmao kek

holy fuck lmao

This pasta belongs in a museum

It's old but still magnificent, even more so because his species is real.

Luckily, they almost never save enough of their McDonald's paycheque to ever make it over here to GRORIOUS NIPPON where I would have to put up with them.

>all these replies

0/10 copypasta

False.

You are Ken-Sama

I doubt he is. The locals don't much care for fat gaijin.

>speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect

This part always cracks me up extra hard, 'cause I really am a kanji nerd. His type is usually barely able to write 愛 (love) despite having practiced it for weeks.

Well, I'm wearing a jinbei right now and I just finished a meal of octopus sashimi and vinegared seaweed, but other than that I thankfully don't have much in common.

Doesn't "gomenasai" mean sorry? Why would he say "Sorry, my name is Ken-Sama"?

It's part of the charm of this beautiful pasta. "Sumimasen" and "gomennasai" both do mean "sorry", but only the former is typically used to solicit someone's attention. The latter is generally only used as an apology.

like those japs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

It's be funnier if you posted this in r9k