Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man

>Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man
Does Marvel even read this shit?

ANTS

>Scott, you must learn to be ant before you are becoming Marvel's The Ant-Man.

How did this shit stay in the movie?

ANTS

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>so you want me to steal, like a nigger?

Wasn't quite sure about that line. A little jarring

ANTS

lol

I watched this the other day on cable at my mom's. I was laughing my ass off the whole movie. Literally Honey I Shrunk the Kids: The Capeshit.

>How dare you sneak into my facility like a common coon, I should eat your tiny body and digest it.

Was this necessary?

>Oh really? A suit that can make a man tiny... like an ant? Fuck you, you crazy kike. I'm not working for you"
seemed a bit unnecessary, but i enjoyed the grit of the dialog

i don't remember any of this

I only watched it on Blu-Ray. I think the scene was added later.

directors cut

>DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD STOP THE FUTURE!?
>YOU'RE JUST A THIEF!
>A NIGGER!
>A SPIC!
>A SPICCER!
>No, I'm the Ant-Man, Zipperheadjacket!

I mean what the fuck?

ANT MAN

>An Ant-Man needs not only the power of an ant but the stealth of an ant. Your next test in becoming the Ant-Man is to shrink so small that you can infiltrate my pussy without me noticing. The punishment for failure will be severe, Scott.

What the hell?

ANTS

You may think you're being clever, but Hank actually did that to his wife in a comic once.

the sexiest end-credit scene so far

Hank really went pussy-spelunking in the Ant-Man suit? Damn.

What's wrong with it?
Raimi left his influence in all subsequent Marvel works, yes.

He wasn't wearing the suit though. Also he told her to shrink next.

>Daughter, I need you to wear this tight latex suit

literally my fetish t b h

and then she did it to him right after

>"mommy, daddy says you like to shrink and play with his prostate. whats a prostate?"
>"...go to bed honey"
imagine seeing your parents doing weird kinky shit like your mom shrinking to the size of a child because she control how small she gets. how do you even get over that kind of trauma?

>It's about time you let me take mom's place in your life!
Huh. Electra complex much?

You punch it.

what the fuck is she going to do?

It's not like she's fairy sized she's basically a fucking ant running up his dick

The 30 minute blowjob scene right after that pretty much confirmed it.

not seen Ant-Man
gave up on Marvel movies
you guys are making it sound like true kino though
should I watch?

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>yfw The Wasp enters your urethra

>she accidently hits the button while inside