Prostitute stories? How many have you been with, Sup Forums? 11 out of 12 women I've been with were paid

Prostitute stories? How many have you been with, Sup Forums? 11 out of 12 women I've been with were paid.

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20+ kissless virgin > STDs

Fucked two prostitutes ... one was a high class escort.

Both free ... 'friends' who came on to me.

HSV-1 ain't that bad.

Free? What do you mean?

Bet his mommy paid for them

you're less likely to get STDs from a pro

I killed a hooker about 2 hours ago.

She drugged me and I fucked her face
>shit was cash

Oh look, a whore.

This is something I'm very interested in. Any tips? I'm worried about her having a manager.

I fucked this cunt and didn't pay. Shit was cash.

The hoe I killed had a pimp, I ended up killing him too, used saw wire, like that little camping wire shit used to cut branches for like, firewood n stuff. I sliced her open with it, and a few hours later her pimp found her body so I shot him too. It wasn't hard, just don't leave a shell casing and don't get your hands on it too much, it'll rarely be investigated especially if it looks like gang violence.

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Doesn't matter whether or not you choose to believe the shit you read online, it just matters that you know in the real world, hookers die, pimps die, everyone dies, violence is the most common way to go out in the hood.

this guy is either jacked on adrenaline or actually bullshitting, but posting it on Sup Forums is retarded since this is the bookmarked site for fbi

>yfw

Don't be a faggot.

Holy shit that methface

Great ass though.

I am fucked up right now on some muscle relaxers, I've got this half full bottle from when I had surgery on my hamstrings, so I'm not exactly cognitively sound. Plus who would investigate what looks like "Gang Violence."

I've been with like 10 or 12 prostitutes during the last 5 years, I prefer to select my favorites instead of fucking a lot and taking risks. Also I have a good job and travel a lot so it's easy to hide my "habit" of hiring prostitutes to my gf and my family

>3 years ago I was single back then
>Find an escort on a local page, she looked cute
>23 cutie, slim. small tits but great legs and ass
>Hire her for two hours, we had a lot of "chemistry" and we fucked and talked for hours
>realize she spent almost 4 hrs with me (but I only paid for 2 hrs)
>hire her a week later. That day was raining, so I offered her to take to her place or wherever she wanted. Instead she prefered to stay at my hotel room and we spent that afternoon together
>hire her that week again but I already made a reservation on a nicer hotel. We had dinner, we fucked and she spent the night with me. In the morning I took her to her apartment
>She started calling and sending me nudes
>And I started hiring her twice a week, until one time she spent the night with me again but refused her money
>she started to feel something for me but I only wanted sex
>so I "dated" her for some time
>she started thinking aboout "us" as a couple so I freaked out and lied her. I told her about a business trip and that I had to move for several months/maybe a year to another city
>she kept in touch for some time
>last thing I knew she married an old guy, retired from prostitution. No idea if her husband knew about her past

Vermin off the streets let me tell ya

i'm afraid this might happen one day. any tips?

>this guy is either jacked on adrenaline or actually bullshitting, but posting it on Sup Forums is retarded since this is the bookmarked site for fbi

anyone can make up shit and post it online. try getting on here and writing something that you think the fbi would go after you for. they're not going to come. it would be stupid for them to do something like that without fact checking

>I told her about a business trip and that I had to move for several months/maybe a year to another city
I never believe this stuff when someone tells me it. If someone isn't delivering on something I pretty much assume they're lying to me.

You might kill a hooker or get killed?
>Either way never turn your back to them unless you wanna get robbed or killed, thats how I got this bitch, I told her to striptease and the second she turned around my bloodlust began.

>be me
>be kinky
>be at local gathering and chat with likeminded friends
>one introduces me to a girl he brought
>not the smartest tool in the shed
>rather large one, but very polished (well done but strong makeup and stuff, pretty punky)
>we talk, she seems to like me
>fast forward a few days
>meet her again at lowkey play party
>near end of evening she asks me if i want to accompany her home
>i accept and we go to her's, drink some on the way
>proceed to tie, whip and slap her for lots of fun
>she drops less than subtle hints she would like to reward me sexually but i didnt feel like it
>cuddle and sleep till sober
>in morning we chat, apparently she's a kinky escort
>play two times on other occasions
>last time i saw her i accepted sexual favors (free ofc)
>sucked me to hardon and then wanted me to take her from behind
>wasnt too good, didnt take 5min until i didnt want to fuck anymore
>glad i never paid for an escort
>considered meeting up for some (con-)sensual violence again
>havent done so, not sure if even worth my time

All of my experiences have been with prostitutes or escorts

Maybe around 20 girls or something? I don't do it anymore though

>be me, 22ish
>move to a new city after a really rough break-up
>know 4 people in the city
>they all head out of town for NYE
>no job yet, stuck in town alone
>profoundsadness.png
>get preposterously drunk alone, weep copiously
>decide to order a high class escort on credit card
>payment accepted
>booking confirmed
>have thorough shower and push my floor-load of clothes under the bed
>a dash of cologne
>she never shows up
>cry again while calling them to get my money back

Luckily life is much better now, and (thank fuck) I'm better too.

At least I n-never had to pay for it right?

Based Germany here.
Don't know how many I fucked, I'm 30 years old and started with 19 I think. Since then visited a hooker once a month on average, not counting my trips to Brazil, Thailand, Netherlands...