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>Mendes suspended for 2 years
mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12239616/chad-mendes-gets-two-year-suspension-from-usada-for-testing-positive

>Emil Meek out of debut after potential USADA issues stemming from a medical treatment
mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12237426/emil-meek-out-of-ufc-debut-after-possible-usada-anti-doping-policy

>Calderwood-Andrade added to UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/joanne-calderwood-vs-jessica-andrade-slated-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland

hes not white though, therefor he cannot be god

my hero

based bulgaria. schaub bless.

but OP, how on Earth will I find MMA news stories?
If only there were websites dedicated to this sort of thing.

thank you friend

Thanks senpai

JOE, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PILLS

This thread is shit someone make a proper one namely you:

do not
no thread wars

stop before you get banned again

Could Joanna win a fight against a fat, unathletic, 250 pound man with no strength training or fight training?

Assume she is on full camp and the man has fully recovered from his most recent hangover.

Would a 115 pound grappling expert be better or worse than Joanna?

friendly reminder that EBI7 was great

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For clarity, under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, suspended athletes are still subject to testing and whereabouts.

will chad retire?

fact: any untrained man would destroy any female fighter

Shut the fuck up and go make me a pizza Luigi.

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might be worth it

yes she would beat me i can barely walk

I dunno
she's too slow and her leg kicks aren't that good
she could run away but I think if she tried to engage she'd get tied up and murdered eventually

a thread war would be more trouble than it's worth right now desu

this OP is disrespecting /heem/ culture

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So what's a thread war worth to you then?
Guessing you won't give me an answer.

joe dont make me call watt miman to get my fucking rocks back you know ill call my portugesa japanese chick wife and her son to suck on my glass dick i need it packed stop hoarding that shit you say NO AND I SAY YES MY SON IT IS ALL MINE

I could stomp the shit out of any Ronda or Rose trying to armbar me but I am sure I would lose badly to Holly 2bh

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Sure won't pal
Post heems or submissions

>Joe if you don't give me back my coke i swear to fucking god i will kill you

>no TUF tonight

why live?

SPEAKING THE PORTUGUESA

>he watched the last TUF season

eddie cummins is a beast

joe didya see my ket anywhere oh god im burning up joe fuck I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR DAMAGED SHOULDERS thats like saying im a joe rogan

can someone post the one from ebi where the girl punches the other girl

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Seriously though how can you even watch this shit without thinking "He could sock him in the face right now".