/heem/: khabib edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Mendes suspended for 2 years
mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12239616/chad-mendes-gets-two-year-suspension-from-usada-for-testing-positive

>Emil Meek out of debut after potential USADA issues stemming from a medical treatment
mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12237426/emil-meek-out-of-ufc-debut-after-possible-usada-anti-doping-policy

>Calderwood-Andrade added to UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/joanne-calderwood-vs-jessica-andrade-slated-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland

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youtu.be/uMA9dIeJCEY
youtu.be/jFgj5ut9i60
youtu.be/dHwSc7OQCaI
youtube.com/watch?v=pNxYJ-QtkLo
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may Schaub bless this thread

Thank you based mod.

Schaub is a faggot.

Thanks Cruz

be careful

you now remember chael telling rogan he would hit him
>189ers
youtube.com/watch?v=xs68YQN9hq0

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Schaub bless you lad

just be cool modcuck, you ain't gotta be tough all the time

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whats are some /heem/ approved anime

my vote goes to berserk

lord almighty jesus christ the one true god who proves islam is a fucking filthy joke please give khabib a top 5 so he can get brutally finished in the first loss of his career.

i didn't know there was more than one bulgaria here. schaub posting bulgaria is my boy now how am i gonna tell?

Ron Pazoozle could heem any living man.

>what is a cell phone

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Other dude likes Joanna, posts Bitch Piana and says a lot of dumb shit like

mushishi will promote the calm, kindness and lack of ego that you require to fully appreciate the violence of the octagon

strawpoll.me/10053897/

Vote for your favorite shitposting method, faggots.

Schaub bless.

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>no pianoposting

y'know seeing pictures of this man always disturbed me and made me think he was absolutely fucking nuts

i'm not saying he's a bit deluded but not only is he probably a millionaire off of injecting synthol and having ridiculous tattoos and supposedly doing bicep curls for 8 hours, but he's very well spoken and seems really nice if a little egocentric.

i would never take advice from him because his videos are clearly only taken mildly seriously by people without a clue, but he seems like a genuinely cool guy

if he does MMA i would love to see the first submission via bicep/tricep compression hold

>no piano

BTFO

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can you imagine getting RNC'd by rich?

if you own guns you don't have to be afraid

one day you may

A short hand term for a mobile telephone.

Like that faggot can even bend his elbows enough for that... I'd get his synthol-injected ass in my guard and destroy him with elite jitz.

gotta confuse the tripfags, right /heem/?!

I kek every time I watch Schaub trying to shuffle towards Rothwell after landing the elbow
0 coordination

Schaub bless

i doubt he'd have skill or flexibility to get on the ground and in position for it, but thinking about those arms around someones neck makes me feel like my inter cranial pressure is rising
i seriously think he would try and find a peaceful solution to any kind of confrontation, he does seem sincerely kindhearted... lest we forget his tattoos are actually surgically placed bulletproof graphene

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Reminder that bitch piano got punked by a literally retarded 30 year old publix bag boy

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youtube.com/watch?v=xhpd_EcCz78

Dana is very based, trump for prez.

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what were you saying?

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>30 year old

how is this bad

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Because he a literal manchild who still lives with his mother.

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>all that growth hormone for fucking nothing

and STILL the undisputed manlet

will Chwae Doo-Ho be the first asian UFC champ?

Well yeah, if you're a willing participant manlet faggot of course you can get got. I'm talking about a man, or maybe Thicc Ronda.

>you
>a real man

gud suggestion lad

Bellator's Ilima MacFarlane calls out Anastasia Yankova, wants to resolve 'hidden sexual tension'

mmajunkie.com/?p=203132

Yes please...

>implying conair is clean
>implying aldo is clean
>implying frankie is clean
He did what he needed to so he could be able to compete with them

Such a shame that Canada's own Brockoix Lesneur had to get caught doping.

Sorry lads posted small pic

No benson and LAWLER were already champs

Brocque

they don't count

why the fuck did she get those tats
what a fucking disgrace

>not thicc

wgaf

What's the best Wednesday mma podcast? Which one do I listen to?

1. youtu.be/uMA9dIeJCEY

Or

2. youtu.be/jFgj5ut9i60

Or

3. youtu.be/dHwSc7OQCaI

brain damage

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submission radio is quite good, they haven't had a new episode since I found out about them though

maybe, FW has alot of up and comers

Holly Holm vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Edson Barboza vs. Gilbert Melendez
Francis Ngannou vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
Frankie Saenz vs. Eddie Wineland
Alex Oliveira vs. James Moontasri

>ywn prime anastasia

A skinny babyfaced otaku making easy work of world class contenders with just one punch. This is spectacular.

Why are there FS1 and fight pass fights on this?

Cuz that's what the cuck picked
Deal with it faggot

predictions are main card only usually

what do you think rorys doing right now?
i think he's doing some stretches and crunches in some silk pyjamas in his living room

You now realize that Anthony Pettis will go 0-4 in his last 4 fights after Charles Oliveira submits him. From champion to absolute journeyman in 2 years.

Go to Germany, there are prime blondes very cheap.

It's the middle of the day why would he be in pajamas?

he will beat oliveira but i dont see him making it far at 145

Did Big Brown beat Arlovski?

Oliveira is a terrible matchup for Pettis indeed

Yes

for sure

man don't fukin talk to me

that fight was shit plus crap

Is that one user right about /heem/?
Has it lost it's magic?
It doesn't seem fun anymore.
WHA HAPPEN TOO (YOU) /HEEM/?

>30-29 Schaub

leave

Try me bitch

Robbery of the century my man

Go make your wife's bull some tea, Achmed. Don't let him get dehydrated, you know she likes that Ngannou syrup.

100%, my man.

Does SBG have any black guys? If not they should.

youtube.com/watch?v=pNxYJ-QtkLo

Who cares? Arlovski is a bum anyway.

will she make 115?

>mark hunt fuck off message here

i had it 30-27 for andrei

I will drain her of her fluids

Well you had it completely wrong then friend. Schaub Bless.

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Schaub did 9/11