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10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
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Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
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Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 49
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First for A Moon Shaped Pool AOTY

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nope. Lemonade, unfortunately.

Pitchfork’s Top 100 Tracks of 2016

1. Kanye West – “Ultralight Beam” [ft. Chance the Rapper, The-Dream, Kelly Price, and Kirk Franklin]
2. Beyoncé – “Formation”
3. Solange – “Cranes in the Sky”
4. Frank Ocean – “Ivy”
5. David Bowie – “Lazarus”
6. ANOHNI – “Drone Bomb Me”
7. Rihanna – “Work” [ft. Drake]
8. Angel Olsen – “Shut Up Kiss Me”
9. Radiohead – “True Love Waits”
10. Rae Sremmurd – “Black Beatles” [ft. Gucci Mane]
11. A Tribe Called Quest – “We the People…”
12. Chance the Rapper – “No Problem” [Ft. Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz]
13. Frank Ocean – “Pink + White”
14. Kanye West – “Real Friends”
15. Blood Orange – “Best to You” [ft. Empress Of]
16. Mitski – “You Best American Girl”
17. Anderson .Paak – “Am I Wrong”
18. Bon Iver – “33 ‘GOD’”
19. Leonard Cohen – “You Want It Darker”
20. Car Seat Headrest – “Fill in the Blank”
21. Solange – “Don’t Touch My Hair” [ft. Sampha]
22. Jenny Hval – “Conceptual Romance”
23. David Bowie – “I Can’t Give Everything Away”
24. Radiohead – “Daydreaming”
25. Frank Ocean – “Nikes”
26. Danny Brown – “Really Doe” [ft. Kendrick Lamar, Ab-Soul, and Earl Sweatshirt]
27. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds – “I Need You”
28. Beyoncé – “Hold Up”
29. Bon Iver – “22 (OVER S∞∞N) [Bob Moose Extended Cab Version]”
30. Drake – “One Dance” [ft. Wizkid and Kyla]

31. A Tribe Called Quest – “Dis Generation”
32. Kanye West – “No More Parties in L.A.” [ft. Kendrick Lamar]
33. D.R.A.M. – “Broccoli” [ft. Lil Yachty]
34. Chance the Rapper – “Summer Friends” [ft. Jeremih]
35. Kevin Gates – “2 Phones”
36. Kendrick Lamar – “Untitled 2”
37. Noname – “Yesterday”
38. Weyes Blood – “Do You Need My Love”
39. Jessy Lanza – “It Means I Love You”
40. Young Thug – “Kanye West”
41. Beyoncé – “Sorry”
42. French Montana – “Lockjaw” [ft. Kodak Black]
43. Joey Purp – “Girls @” [ft. Chance the Rapper]
44. Anderson .Paak – “Come Down”
45. Kevin Morby – “I Have Been to the Mountain”
46. Hamilton LeithauserRostam – “A 1000 Times”
47. Chance the Rapper – “All Night” [ft. Knox Fortune]
48. Blood Orange – “E.V.P.”
49. Aphex Twin – “CHEETAHT2 [Ld spectrum]”
50. Parquet Courts – “Human Performance”
51. Esperanza Spalding – “Earth to Heaven”
52. YG – “Who Shot Me?”
53. Kaytranada – “Glowed Up” [ft. Anderson .Paak]
54. dvsn – “Hallucinations”
55. Gucci Mane – “First Day Out tha Feds”
56. Desiigner – “Panda”
57. Jamila Woods – “VRY BLK” [ft. Noname]
58. Young Thug – “Digits”
59. Whitney – “No Woman”
60. Maxwell – “1990x”

B-b-b-but dubs confirm

61. Sampha – “Blood on Me”
62. Drake – “Controlla”
63. Cass McCombs – “Bum Bum Bum”
64. Porches – “Be Apart”
65. Savages – “Adore”
66. KING – “The Greatest”
67. Young M.A. – “OOOUUU”
68. Nao – “Girlfriend”
69. Vince Staples – “Prima Donna” [ft. A$AP Rocky]
70. Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith – “Existence in the Unfurling”
71. Isaiah Rashad – “Smile”
72. Moses Sumney – “Lonely World”
73. Schoolboy Q – “That Part”
74. The 1975 – “Somebody Else”
75. Travis Scott – “Pick Up the Phone” [ft. Young Thug]
76. Ka – “30 Keys”
77. Skepta – “Man”
78. serpentwithfeet – “blisters”
79. Mr. Fingers – “Qwazars”
80. PJ Harvey – “The Wheel”
81. Deakin – “Golden Chords”
82. Ariana Grande – “Into You”
83. Huerco S. – “Promises of Fertility”
84. G.L.O.S.S. – “Give Violence a Chance”
85. Angel Olsen – “Sister”
86. Bat for Lashes – “Sunday Love”
87. Alicia Keys – “In Common”
88. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
89. Frankie Cosmos – “On the Lips”
90. Pinegrove – “Old Friends”
91. 21 Savage / Metro Boomin – “No Heart”
92. Sheer Mag – “Can’t Stop Fighting”
93. Danny Brown – “When It Rain”
94. Cate Le Bon – “Wonderful”
95. Kamaiyah – “I’m On”
96. Kodak Black – “Vibin in This Bih” [ft. Gucci Mane]
97. Olga Bell – “Randomness”
98. Moor Mother – “Deadbeat Protest”
99. Sturgill Simpson – “Welcome to Earth (Pollywog)”
100. Lil Peep – “Kiss”

what's everyone listening to?

QUICK!

Post your AOTYs before you all change your minds once P4K reveals theirs

Lemonade is a worthy pick imo

It's pretty awesome

Yves Tumor - Serpent Music

I hope it makes their top 50 this year

will is the only non-legacy white guy in the top 20. in the top 50, it's just hamilton leithauser, kevin morby and parquet courts.

I'm not Will.

Promise.

...

Honkies can't into music anymore. Sad!

meme of the decade.

Anohni though

transphobia has no place here. pls leave.

Chances this gets 8.0+?

I like it but DESU it's 0

Fake and gay

honourable mentions predictions?
>Slime Season 3
>Awaken, My Love
>Everybody Looking
>Views
>Sleep Cycle
>The Divine Feminine
>Bottomless Pit

Eric Andre released an album?

is tonight the night?

They p& VIEWS tho

I swear it's not just because he died

Biggest crime of the SOTY list is the absence of Me and Your Mama

The only 9.0+ album I see getting AOTY is Coloring Book

>AMSP
not high enough in the Radiohead discography. Giving this AOTY makes everything else look bad
>Thank You For Your Service
see above
>Hopelessness
Inflated 9
>22 A Million
Inflated 9
>Blonde
Inflated 9, Channel Orange will clearly be considered the classic
>TLOP
repeat artists are too boring, and Kanye's meltdown makes it touchy. Also inflated
>Skeleton Tree
doesn't fit the mood of the year. Too personal

Based on the SOTY list, I think Beyoncé, Solange, and Bowie are all possibilities

nah to either. They'll be top 10 though. AOTY is either Frank Ocean or Chance the Rapper or, if they really want to throw a curve ball, Solange. My guess is Chance

also, Endless>Blond

i work at p4k, and the aoty is beyonce. a girl has never won, and that was a big sticking point with the editors--plus we gets points for black.

wtf I hate women now

Well, there was The Knife

yo is there a new weird al out

...

wait, what's happening tonight?

Aleppo is being liberated for good.

AOTY list, probably

What about the al-Nusra Front?

just the Honorable Mentions tho, probably

extermination for all salafist dogs

pitchfork is over.

i want to be, eee, eee, eee
the apple uh of your eye

Yeah, the honorable mentions came out the day before last year so we definitely are not getting the albums of the year yet.

I made a bet with a friend that j cole gets less than a 7.. think I'll win?

duh. since when has p4k ever liked him. 4 Your Eyez Only is not redeeming material, m8.

top 5 albums will be
1. beyonce
2. frank ocean
3. solange
4. radiohead
5. chance the rapper

believe it

it's pretty awesome how p4k has devolved into complete negro worship with the token slots reserved for dadrock like radiohead

...

I'll be disappointed if you're right about Solange.

I think it will be
1. Beyoncé
2. Frank Ocean
3. Chance the Rapper
4. David Bowie
5. Angel Olsen

no way bowie doesnt make top 5

1. Blackstar
2. A Moon Shaped Pool
3. 22, a Million
4. Skeleton Tree
5. My Woman
6. Sirens
7. You Want it Darker
8. Wildflower
9. Next Thing
10. Teens of Denial

Thus p4k ushers in the 2nd White Era

lmao

desu Pitchfork giving Beyonce AOTY would be the absolute lowest thing they have ever done.

kek. The worst part is that this was p4k until like 2010, when Kanye fucked it all up. I'm telling you, MBDTF's 10/10 changed Pitchfork forever.

If this happens I will deep fry a sock, eat it and post it here with this tripcode.

1. Frank
2. Beyonce
3. Bowie
4. Kanye
5. Chance
6. Solange
7. Radiohead
8. Angel Olsen
9. Anohni
10. Tribe

It's guaranteed, user.

they aren't doing honorable mentions -- they did the various '20 best' lists instead for whatever reason. probably because it would get them more pageviews.

It was the rise of kendrick that did it. Somewhere between section 80 and good kid madd city, they went full retard and started giving good scores to shit like rich kidz

oh yeah, that would make more sense. fuck. p4k has changed for good.

if dubs car seat headrest squeezes into the top ten.

my guess
1. frank ocean
2. solange
3. beyonce (2 & 3 are interchangable)
4. chance
5. i dunno probably bowie maybe nick cave but i doubt it

twitter.com/krevinlorenzo/status/808544502407450624
Thoughts?

1. Bowie
2. Beyonce
3. Frank
4. Solange
5. Kanye
6. Anohni
7. Chance
8. Nick Cave
9. Angel Olsen
10. Car Seat Headrest

just proof that it's time to man up and fight white genocide, user.

this is the ideal list. I'd put Bowie above Beyonce tho, but this is Pitchfork so you know they gonna put her up some

why did they choose Ultralight Beam, Real Friends, and No More Parties in LA over Famous, Waves, Saint Pablo, 30 Hours, etc, etc etc ?

Seth Colter Walls should write all the reviews. He's a champ and patrician

waste of a year. pointless job. his parents are not proud of him. guaranteed.

1. frank
2. radiohead
3. chance
4. beyonce
5. tribe

i'm confident that they won't give it to beyonce. p4k at least tries vaguely to remain sort of hip and indie like they were in the past, i don't think they'd give the most top 40 of top 40 the AOTY. maybe that's just wishful thinking though.

I really don't think they're gonna put Chance or Radiohead in the top five. if they do, it'll be one at #5. no way they'll be ahead of Bowie, the Knowles sisters, and Frank.

remember to log in tomorrow and call them cucks or whatever

damn, he wrote a fuckton of reviews and he could only give out 2 BNMs both of which were restricted to artists that were already pitchfork co-signed
poor guy

>all this bitterness about Beyoncé
Lemonade is good lads

Waves has chris brown on it they are not gonna celebrate that
Saint Pablo and 30 hours not high profile enough to put in a top 100 tracks
famous idk i really thought they'd have that

its worth noting real friends and nmpila were both released as soundcloud "singles" before the album came out

Ultra light beam is just an incredible song tho and well deserved number 1 although I wouldve picked cranes in the sky

This is the first I have ever listened to My Blood Valentine. I thought it would be loud and jarring but it's actually soothing and melodic. I'm blown away.

guess maybe we need to put Saby "Literally Who" Reyes-Kulkarni, Seth Colter Walls, and maybe Sheldon Pearce and Stuart Berman in the OP

probably Stuart Berman tho, seems like he's been around awhile

I really want to but I love Mark. Mark is the only one still there that I respect. Also, I literally have that sweater. Wtf?

But we do need to raid it.

listen to loveless

what bitterness lmao most people seem to like the album even if they do feel its a tad overrated

>Lemonade
>good

...

lemonade movie is best piece of art of the year

the album by itself doesnt stand up as well though imo

hey! that's their worst album btw (though i rate them all 10/10 so it's really just a matter of personal preference with me)

Its not a fucking movie. Every song just has a video its fucking stupid.

how about we ask them actual questions

>lemonade movie is best piece of art of the year

lol. jesus christ. how the hell do you evaluate artistic merit?

p4k should put photos next to their bylines. if only ppl could see what faggots and ccuks and fatasses and landwhales and ugmos and wwk's the reviewers really are.

And I love it so far. I'm 25 minutes in. That must mean the other two are much better. I can't wait to give those a listen too then.

have you watched it?

>wwk
i am unfamiliar with this slur. whatsit mean?

white working klass

ehhh. just made it up. not really sure if i even like it.

wwk = we wuz kangz

Isn't Anything has a much rougher sound. You'll probably adore Loveless though.

and m b v is an album subdivided into very distinct thirds. post what you think after you get to the last section...

i like it

SLAY

see
I understand not liking it, but everyone dislikes some of Pitchfork's favorite music. It doesn't matter.

they are
be sure to give their eps a listen too
tremolo is some good shit

do you think they fight over their lists?