Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Oh did I start an IRL thing?

Rory-sama claimed

Because Spiderman is my Burning Desire.

I am not tsun you... you... double nigger!

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I love big dogs, but I feel like I'm better with medium sized dogs rather than large ones.

Shiro a best

Oh shit, she stolen nigga.

Iowa claimed

But clearly they can't seem to try something else man

Anyways last claim of the night. I'm done here later all!

Hello little cutie~

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Nighty night.

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Fuck off with your shitty waifus
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That's fine, after all they're all still very cute.

So what do you guys think.

I have my house rented by some tenants. One in particular is a pretty cool guy, I talk to him whenever I see him walking around the house. My mom said that she wanted to give him the boot so that I could finally have my own room. I told her not to kick him out and she said ok.

Did I do the right thing? I thought for a bit that I was being a little hypocritical because I was always telling my mom that I wanted my own room. But then again, I like doing selfless acts.

I saw it but I felt like it was too long of a response time that had expired. How can running be bad for you?

Oh shit, You're cancerous nigga

Welp, I'll claim someone else, nice trips

>Sakuya

Who doesn't like dank maymays though? Make Up Your Mind.

>double nigger!
Ah the memories
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When will they ever learn. Have a nice night man, sleep tight.

Best Android Girl Claimed

uhh not to my knowledge

you say no but your response says you are

Very true.
How about cats? Do you like them?

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Sleep time. Later waifu.

Hey mang, I thought we /truce/ now?
>Megumeme.

I shouldn't say why.
Goodnight.

I am not cute, and am most certainly not little!

>What have I done
Ahhhhh, too early for puns. I have made a grave mistake!

The only thing my response says is that youz a koont.

Minumin hasn't been on in nearly a month I think, you made a truce with a different Megu.

They can be cute as well! though some breeds seem very creepy.

Best type moon claimed.

Goodnight shizu

I would really like to know.

Death star claimed

I start seeing and hearing things on my runs. And I don't know why.

nah it says that you're tsun

This is the future you asked for. Let the Grand Prix begin.

Hmm? What kind of things?

Creepy? How so?
I love cats, but I'm allergic, which sucks ass.

It says that I'm gunna kick your ass.

Reeeeeeeeee!
>I'm just gunna eat a Payday and try not to fall asleep now.

Mainly just your general spooky things.

That was me you double nigger
I got tje dropbox and I'm not done renaming all of them yet
But saying nigga is pretty cancerous

just digging the tsun hole deeper now~

The only hole I'm digging deeper is your ass with my boot!

What do they sound like? What do they look like?

Some of them seem weird and ugly, the cute ones are always fluffy.

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My piece of happiness.

I'm not going to continue, sorry.

I see.
I like all different types of cats. I'm even thinking about trying my best to ignore my allergies and get one.

Hello. Nice dubs.

Hello to you too.

No! You can't leave me cliff hanging! I'm about to fall asleep soon!

Can someone explain the appeal of these threads to me?

No judgement, I just don't quite think that I get it.

I have no friends and have crippling depression, so I come here and waste the rest of my life away :^)

Kek

It's a circle jerk.

We discuss things. It's mainly for lonely fucks without many friends.
I am very sorry man, truly, but I don't want to continue this conversation. I don't want you to worry about me more.

Holy HERESY.
>sorry I went afk for a bit, didn't notice new thread
I know a guy, a lot of people say they hate talking about their war stories, but this guy is rather proud of his achievements.
>"I was a marksman in the middle east. It wasn't really an easy job, I did a lot to support our guys."
>"One time on a tough mission, we got ambushed by some sand niggers, I ended up picking off four or five of them as our guys repositioned. We managed to drive them off and get to our objective with only one or two wounded guys."

>Anyway space marines.

YESS BRAA

Don't "Reeeee", Let's Go! Come On.
>Last one I swear.

Ew, you like those things?

now now none of that you're not a rear admiral yet

its a place to make friends if you don't have many

It all depends, if you're able to overcome your allergies you could enjoy it but again, allergies could get in the way of everything so i'm not to sure what to say about that.

I want to marry Shiro

i want her to be mine, and mine alone

No.

Maki whhhhhhhy!?

What, you don't like nice salty nuts? :^)

>rear admiral
I'm fucking sending you a box full of pissed off wasps.
>its a place to make friends if you don't have many
That explains why you're here. :^)

fucker's gonna be mad?

Ah, General dIscussion then. That sounds nice. I may join you some day.

What's the general opinion on avatar usage of characters that aren't your waifu?
Moreover, how do you all define a waifu?

boii's or girls? (plz boys)
>blood running to penis

me 2

Well now it's more a thing about me worrying about myself.

>box full of pissed off wasps
1. thats redundant and 2. theres no need to be upset
and im only here because you got me to stop lurking again

A waifu is somebody you find super appealing and usually attractive. (generally 2D, from an animu, vidya game, or other. 3D is trash)
>I choose Space Marines because Space Marines are badass as hell.

>Filenames, do you read them

Why, because they're always pissed off?
And no, my jimmies have been rustled!

Maybe I should go a little at a time? Maybe I can try to get used to my girlfriends cats first.

I've been training for this.

Nope, can't say I do. Although I'm pretty sure you like being salty, as shown :^)

omfg let me smash it god

A waifu is a fictional character that you love. It's fine to claim a 2D character that isn't your waifu.
Why?

When i see your filenames all i see is cute

the fuck is this grinder cunt

yes they're always pissed off and whatever could have gotten your jimmies all rustled

oh yeah i can confirm makoto here is a salt mine

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Jesus, you two are cheekier than a Harley Davidson festival.

Rory pls, that doesn't even make sense!

You know damn well what! And I am not a slat mine you fuccboi!

Hm. Noted.
I'll make sure to get good and lonely and join y'all some day.

That sounds like the best idea, i hope it works out.
Nice Knife.

Nightmares and more. I need to hear the ending as a resolution so I can end it.

Anyone can confirm that.

My old buddy use to come here before he found a lady who loved him, its a good way to ride the waves of loneliness, its comforting.
>Anyway Space Marine Man is out for tonight, its like 4AM, luckily I have the week off, I'm tired. Later!

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We shall be waiting, future claimer. I'll welcome you when the day comes. Take care now.

Oh you wanna play with guns do you? You want me to bring mine to San Diego?

Thank you. I hope it works out too.
Maybe I'll get a ragdoll cat or something.
They're fluffy and cute.

Okie dokie, see ya around dude.
I make things to be out what they're actually not, like a tree as a person. Sometimes I see black figures too. Sounds are generally just footsteps, like someone creeping up on me.
>better?
Cute Tsun's are always salty.

Wat. When you get here?

>face
Ass
Feet
can some one find the boobies! then will be completed

How about you try that again so you're comprehensible this time.

Saltier than the Utah Salt Flats?

When it's this easy, it's hard to not be breeki.

I think a few anons are getting lewd.

I knew you were a gun addict!

I am not cute, tsun, salty, or any combination of the three!

That fucker lives in Utah, he's the salty cunt if anyone!
>Well, I guess I don't call you Breeki for nothing.

Huh? I'm not the one you think I am.

i havent the slightest idea why and i know you you're not a slat mine, its nothing but salt as far as the eye can see

also i take no responsibility for any of this

yep, way saltier

See you one day, I guess.
Good luck.