Guys what kind of spider is that? I haven't seen a spider this big in my house before. It freaks me the fuck out...

Guys what kind of spider is that? I haven't seen a spider this big in my house before. It freaks me the fuck out. I live in Romania so here aren't that many venomous spiders.

Spooky

Here's one with flash on. Idk if it's dead or sleeping cause it's not moving.

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OMG ITS ALIVE

its a common house spider they eat bugs stop being a faggot when they get big enough to eat birds and snakes or have crazy venom thats when you worry.

micrommata virescens?

dunno
I just googled green spider romania
disgusting

OH FUCK SHIT
ITS MANSPIDER

looks like a false widow spider

stop shitting huni. it wont kill you. you can eat it if you want

Just released it in the garden. Scary motherfucker

He went and hid in a hole

I have a dumb sort of spiderbro story if anyone cares

Good. I would've killed you if you had killed it.

Op here yes.

Not really, no.

BOO

>be me (hue)
>too lazy to remove spiderwebs forming here and there above my desk
>sometimes leave out food on my desk a little too long, so flies start comin around
>notice spiders catching some
>good excuse to leave them there
>1 pretty big spider, and a few smaller hones hang around on the ceiling above my desk
>it goes well for a week
>notice that big spider stopped moving around
>step on chair to get better look
>one of the smaller spiders killed the big one
>nature u scary
>leave it alone for 2 days
>next morning i walk up to my desk
>big spiderbros corpse lays on it
>freak out
>get vaccuumcleaner, immediately rinse the house of all spiders and webs

never again

It's probably a jew, I would recommend farting on it it to reinact the holocaust and scare the quote on quote spider away

OFF BY ONE

Crap, did not even notice that. Well, shitstorm avoided. Lucky us.

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