Simpsons Hate Thread

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Why do you watch it if you hate it? It has no power over you unless you watch it

>all those callbacks to old jokes

good episode desu

I had heard you guys say Marge's voice was awful these days, but I didn't know it'd be this bad.

>go to youtube comments section of new simpsons clip
>jajajajaja homero is soooooooo funny!!! XD

What is wrong with Mexicans?

I'm not even angry anymore I just can't believe that the people involved in making this actually think this is funny or decent in anyway

just finished watching the episode
>this is the final episode
>just kidding

jab at the internet?

What the fuck happened to Marges voice?

>I like italian better than chinese
>pizza

UNA

UNA

>Homer sounding more like Abe
Bravo Castelelentnanentnantna.

The woman who does it lost her voice almost a decade ago, and it just keeps getting worse.

Also, what the fuck was this? There was literally nothing funny in that video.

There's nothing wrong with this to be honest.

I love it but they really need to stop with the gimmicks and just go back to making good television.

dan castellaneta performed it live using motion capture

That guy really can't think on his feet then, he was awful.

what the fuck

It's amazing how shit that was. Surely Dan could have thought of 1 funny thing to say, just by chance. And would it have killed them to add sound effects to those side jokes? It wouldn't have made them good but it would at least make it feel less like a 2004 flash cartoon.

It's hard to even get mad anymore though. We're well past the point of having more bad Simpsons episodes than good and I assume once it dies, it will just end up getting rebooted anyway. Clearly no one on the show gives a fuck.

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West Coast version
He still awkwardly tries to force in the same jokes both times.

>someone call Uber
this is sad

Just poppin in to this thread to let you know you're all a bunch of sad sacks in case you forgot

Did we hit a nerve, Jean?

This is just embarrassing

Oh god they hang so long on such a weak joke.

I don't think ive actually watched a new episode of the simpsons in five years.

Just compare to this
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I mean the Bernie Sanders/ Colonel Sanders thing was pretty good

The pool collapses because of ONE strike from an old man. And it completely disintegrates. Lazy ass animation.

Can someone make a shitty gimmicks they've tried in the last 10 years to keep the show relevant?

The hybrid joke made me chuckle

Probably

I am actually autistic and don't really understand why this funny. Could someone please explain it to me?

Is my PC lagging or what because it's looks choppy as fuck like the animation is missing every 2nd frame

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It's a parody or Rock me Amadeus about the planet of the apes, its structured thought out sillyness that just works.

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Turning Planet of the Apes into a musical is absurd. It's not a movie that inherently leads itself to any kind of musical numbers. They add Rock me Amadeus, and suddenly break dancing, which ramp up the absurdity.

Oh, and also "I want a second opinion" "you're also lazy" is really funny joke.

When did you guys stop watching regularly?

I think I gave up around s16.

>When did you guys stop watching regularly?

"Beyond Blunderdome" was the EXACT moment I said "what the fuck is this?!" It was so absurdly bad.

The Florida gator episode one with Kris Rock was another moment.

>think the video was just fucked or something
>that is the actual animation
>that was aired on tv
americans never cease to amaze

>motion capture

What 'motion capture'?

it's a euphemism for 'we didnt feel like making an episode this week wait whats this free trial motion capture program ok lets give it a shot fox doesnt care anymore'

I like how he nearly forgot Empire the second time 'round

just don't look, just don't look

That was okay I guess. Was it really live?

>all that random shit happening on screen over the unfunny dialogue

Was like watching Cool World

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>2 frames a second

JUST

Does anyone have that picture of memorable moments in Old vs. New Simpsons? It pretty much shows the funny moments in Old and all of the celebrity guest appearances and shit like Lisa finding out that they're actually black people.

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watch as the last drop of artistic integrity is bled from the corpse of 2d animation

I know this is a hate thread but this 3 minute segment is art:

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beyond parody

He's not even trying anymore.

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>batman and catwoman

lmao

This is hilarious purely because of how janky it is

>literally not a single question was Simpsons-related or referenced any Simpsons episode.

what a colossal missed opportunity who the fuck cares what a fictional character thinks about 'Chicago pizza'. They could've asked him something Simpsons related in order to get a funny answer, but no.

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the joke is there are too many chinks in new york

I saw Dan Castellaneta do improv as Homer like 15 years ago. He sucked then and he clearly hasn't improved. That was some real fucking shitty improv.

>those scripted calls

You are a terrible person.
The Simpsons is one of the greatest television shows in history. If anything it can be enjoyed, just for simple nostalgia's sake.

>tfw some of the best jokes in Simpsons history are ad-libbed on mic by Dan

Would've thought he could make at least one decent off the cuff joke.

bullshit - name one.

But what did they mean by "we cant teach kids with these books"?

There's something wrong with chrome, the video is only in 5fps.

>If anything it can be enjoyed, just for simple nostalgia's sake.

No, no it cannot you simple minded retard

*was
This was a mess and they should be embarrassed to have put such an under-developed side project on TV.
No way in hell 90's or even 00's Simpsons would do something as inane as this.
They'd rather create good episodes to attract viewers.

Did they really do it live? I know they can't animate live, but they could have like program that allows Dan Castellanata to speak and then homer's mouth get animated

it's not Mexicans, it's south americans. they have recently become obsessed with the simpsons, for god knows what reason

>I know they can't animate live
You know nothing user.

>springfieuld

What did he mean by this?

I mean "animate" as in "animate it the way they normally animate the show"

That's exactly what they did. The choppy animation is an indicator.

How is it possible that its that bad? There's a $15 software thats miles ahead

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Because it's being broadcast to like 10million TV's whereas that's being streamed to like 20 people, idiot.

The kids have to learn about Tek War sometime.

A: that's not how broadcasting works you fucking retard

B: 2.7 million viewers. Holy shit there used to be 30 million people watching this show

Its a dumb adaptation that is made even dumber

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Science has gone too far

The line is 'The kids need to learn about Tek War sooner or later' you fucking pleb

UNA

I dont get the thing about Tek War. Is it bad or good?

Why the fuck does Lisa sound like an old woman now?

It's a sci-fi novel series that Shatner cobbled together in the form of notes he wrote on the set of Star Trek V and then had someone else ghostwrite for him.

as you age, your vocal chords sag and your voice drops

>recently

the fact that you just heard about something does not make it recent

Just fucking kill it already

>Total episodes - 596
>Episodes that are actually good -

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we hate simpsons after season 12, we watch like 10 times per day season 3-9

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IIRC, Fox actually forced them to do this.

:v

why does steven have to be that guy

DENTAL PLAN

Hard to animate things live, I'm surprised they manged even that.

>this is what Gen Xers think is comedy