Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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no but i made that bitch famous so there's a chance we might still have sex

no

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dubs of truth

Is that dan letmecuminyourpussyorelse Schneider?

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dan the hymen divider hold her tighter shes a fighter schneider

no, but i fucked the daughter of someone who was famous in the 80s

story?

Yes, well, sort of. Got a BJ. You wouldn't believe me anyway.

Go on.

Nah

Bill cosby

I finger blasted a somewhat celebrity before she was famous, does that count?

I didnt authorize this!

Do Carolina Panthers cheerleaders count?

friendly reminder

Not at all. Not bad tho

In a nutshell: I went to Las Vegas for a friend's birthday. Our other friend is well off and paid ~$13k to get us into the VIP section of a nightclub. At the section next to us is Britney Spears and a bunch of her dancers. Night progressed, they started hanging out with us/us with them. I ended up getting a blowie. The funny part is that I don't like pop/hip-hop music, so I thought she was a washed up music artist. Had no clue she was still somewhat popular.

i fucked op once

i wonder if the rumors are true

Was she wasted? Did she give good head?

please tell us that it was during the picrel era

I mean Ive hung with the crew of jackass multiple times. . but yeah cheerleader would be only "famous" person Ive boned

She wasn't drunk, but having a hard time. I've had better. She was trying to hook me up with one of her dancers (we lived in the same city). I wasn't interested, then all of a sudden surprise. She didn't even swallow. Bitch.

~2010 ish. See I thought she was still in that crazy phase.

hard time = good time; the hard time was in her mouth later on

I'll be the one

I don't believe you user

A lot of people don't. But that's okay. I wished it was Avril Lavigne. I love Canadians for some reason.

Dan "the virgin surgeon" Schneider

Dan "Cherry poppin daddy" Schneider

Dan "the best thing about twenty eight year olds is, there are twenty of them" Schneider

Dan "hey little girls, want some candy?" Schneider
Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "The Bad Man with Fast Hands" Schneider

Dan "The Human casting Couch" Schneider
Dan "The Grande Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Amanda Bind her" Schneider
Dan "Sturdy the Dirty McCurty" Schneider
Dan "Victoria, Just us" Schneider

Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider

Dan "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again." Schneider

Post a pic of yourself so we can know what Britney Spears considers blowable

Haha fuck that! I don't post my shit on 4c/b.

Dan "The contract maker" Schneider

Honestly I don't believe anyone who says they've been to Vegas and hasn't been blown by Britney

shut up fag we know you're lying

Dan "The Kiddie Rider" Schneider

Kek

>fucking that huge college slut
good luck with herpes, OP

You don't have to believe me. I don't care.

yeah

then why post fag lol go role play with mommy

Like we give a shit, just do it faggot, at least that would give you some credibility if you're somewhat attractive.

No

Dan "The Starlet Divider" Schneider

Lol I'm dying at these variations. Please more.

I once gave Morgan Freeman a handy in a Dennys parking lot as he quoted lines from the movie Seven.

Dan "Tinted Windows" Schneider
Dan "The Legendary Cherry Ferry" Schneider
Dan "relax your throat like a big girl" Schneider
Dan "not even Bill Murray will believe you" Schneider
Dan "you tell anyone and your family dies you little whore" Schneider

Dan "There is an idea of a Dan Schneider; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." Schneider
Dan "hymen divider" Schneider
Dan "burrito in hand, lolita in the other" Schneider
Dan "moot is scared of me, and has janitors delete threads about me" Schneider
Dan "close your eyes, this will only hurt a little" Schneider
Dan "Microchip her 'fo you hit her" Schneider
Dirty Dan the Microchip Man
Dan "Slip 'N Slider" Schneider
Dan "Slip Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Nothing to Hide and Nowhere to Hide Her" Schneider
Dan "Needs Something a Little Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Find a New IP Provider" Schneider
Dan "Money for Cunny" Schneider
Dan "The Drycleaners Retirement Plan" Schneider
Dan "first in my van, then in the can" Schneider
Dan "Two in the pink, One in the stink, Hey wanna career? Here suck my dink" Schneider
Dan "if she's a preteen he'll ride her" Schneider
Dan "don't call me that" Schneider
Dan "That's the Man, Officer" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna tap that ass" Schneider
Dan "Sup Forums ban" Schneider
Dan 'makes them scream like a town cryer' Schneider
Dan 'better put your daughters panties in the dryer' Schneider
Dan 'if you tell them what I did we will call you a liar' Schneider
Dan 'leaves their pussies burning like a fire' Schneider

Dan 'prepubescent girls admirer' Schneider
Dan 'they were all virgins prior' Schneider
Dan 'teen starlet aborted fetus sire' Schneider
Dan 'likes them so short they belong in the shire' Schneider
Dan 'from allegations of pedophilia I'll never perspire' Schneider
Dan 'don't expose pedowood because I know guns for hire' Schneider
Dan 'the statutory rapist' Schneider
Dan 'all inside her' Schneider
Dan 'The Coke Can' Schneider
Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider
Dan 'The Little Sister Fister' Schneider
Dan 'Suck harder' Schneider
Dan 'Get in my van' Schneider
Dan 'The Man' Schneider
Dan 'Open wider' Schneider
'Dirty' Dan Schneider
>Dan "Minor Rider" Schneider
>Dan "Thick as a Beer Can" Schneider
>Dan "Slip inside her" Schneider.
Dan 'First Blood ' Schneider
Dan "I do it for the kids" Schneider
Dan "cherry pop n' drop" Schneider.
Dan "I give them roles, then suck their toes, cum in their buttholes and leave their vagina a bit wider" Schneider
DAN "CRUSHED HER SOUL AND HER HOLE" SCHNEIDER
Dan "old enough to pee, old enough for me" Schneider
Dan "It tastes better the longer you suck it" Schneider
Dan "The Footfag" Schneider,
Dan "I've never seen that dead 9 year old girl with sucked on toes who was born in omaha and favorite color was blue, and liked coco crispies in my trashcan ever before!, because I won't say another word without my lawyer!" Schneider

no but OP will be.

God among men. So jelly of him.

That poor cuckold lol

i fucked mike wazowski as he shoved his fucking horn in my urtethra oh ye it was so good

>youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5CeYwEnqw

What rumors? (I guess I live under a rock)

kek'd
That's gold, son.

man he's fucked all those chicks. creepy shit

i want to know too

she banged every member of the UCLA sports association. all the teams. nonstop nympho action.

Triple dubs. Checked.

I'm the one on the far left

any links about the story? or is it just a Sup Forums thing?

ask Sup Forums

Yeah I banged a famous pop star back in 2011. You probably wont believe me anyways

I fucked björk in the toilets of The Ministry of Sound about twenty years ago

i fucked taylor swift before she was famous

post details

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

fuck'd the daughter of Larry from Three's Company. kinda sloppy tits.
instagram.com/colbykline/?hl=en

fucked a girl that has 7,8 million followers on instagram before she got 500k, we fucked in my hotel room when she was in my town

So which album was about you user?

>tfw the USC guy was Miranda herself trolling you

hahaha. I still remember that wild Sup Forums thread. And to this day I believe all of it.

This made my dick diamonds bro. Thank you so much for this.

I had done cocaine with one of the girls who was on boy meets world she was a perpetual extra, and some low rent actor types that have been in movies, I believe that story too. the kids show industry is nothing but pedophiles.

fakest cum ever

>she banged every member of the UCLA sports association. all the teams. nonstop nympho action.

MUH DICK

greentext pls

God Dan sure has a problem lol

I fucked ODB after an Indy show in NC

yeah, so many little children, so little time.

that fatman is disgusting. he broke amanda bynes

Any story to share?

not really famous i fucked the daughter of the danish movie director Michael Obel best i can do

Agnetha Fältskog in lobby bathroom of Hesperia in 70's

mostly normal lame being high ramblings. nothing too good. some of them have stories of being raped by men, and threatened with death. some of them sold for money and drugs by thier own folks. sad shit.

Lucky players. Dirty Dan trained her well.

Incoming artistic works of fiction and falsehood, with a couple of fools taking any of them as fact.

Pretty sure if you fucked someone famous, you'd do your darndest to get it on cam or at least take unshopped pics. Post the vid or you're a certified internet autist.

...

Welcome to the Hollywood dream, they said.

>being this autistic to come with that

>being even more autistic to believe it

>trying this hard to be a memel0rd

Easy, Miranda.

A starlet being a coked out slut... Yeah, that never happened. You are so cute and innocent, bro.

This made me extremely mad. She should be treated like a princess not gang raped by a bunch of degenerates. Maybe all this college rape we keep hearing about is actually true. Woman will one day rule the world and you pigs will be castrated

Dan "I've never seen that dead 9 year old girl with sucked on toes who was born in omaha and favorite color was blue, and liked coco crispies in my trashcan ever before!, because I won't say another word without my lawyer!" Schneider

Dan "Cunny Conquistador" Schneider
Dan "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I'm gonna suck those tiny toes" Schneider
Dan "I can and I will" Schniggder
Dan 'Behead those who insult cunny' Schneider
dan "watch me" Schneider
Dan "Time to take your protein shake through my meat straw" Schneider
Dan "Carnal Knowledge of a Minor" Schneider
Dan 'spikes the apple cider' Schneider
Dan "She's tighter if she's a fighter" Schneider.
Dan 'The Shitter Obliterator' Schneider
Dan "just the tip baby" Schneider
Dan 'Slam her in the Can' Schneider
Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider Climbed up your Daughters Spout"
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.

Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider
Dan "the man with a plan involving his van" Schneider
Dan "the Oval Office Ovary Operator" Schneider
Dan "Riding Shotgun In The Party Van" Schneider
Dan "In Carcosa I'll hide her, you'll never find her" Schneider
Around Schneider, always hide her
Dan "MK ultra dat vulva " Schneider
Dan 'Honorary Duggar' Schneider
Dan "Get wet or we're going to cause a fire" Schneider
Dan "Give her some cider and slip it inside her" Schneider
Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
Dan 'Starlet Sodomizer' Schneider
Dan "the big dick @ nick" Schneider
Dan "balls on your nose, tongue on your toes, making hit shows" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider

is your mom famous??

Are you a femanon lol

Roofied sex is pretty common at frat parties. It's just part of the game, and everybody knows it. But some girls are very stupid and love to play with fire. Stupid bitches!

If you're dumb enough to play with fire then you should be expected to be smart enough to get out of it yourself too.

No gang rape just pisses me off. It's such a coward act and I'll gladly mash someone's skull in if he thinks it's ok

What happened when you woke up next to a 6 foot 5 black man after that party you couldn't remember? Was your bum sore

Dan old enought to pee old enough for me Schneider

My hand