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Jaime's Bastard Edition

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That sexual tension between Jon and Sansa tho

>Time has come to join the Frey
What did he mean by this?

>ywn be that baby
Just kill me senpai

First for finally smirkfy screen time

First for best snek

FIRST FOR MY LOVELY GIRL!

First for (farts)

that's in your head fampai

This season is heating up

/r/asoiaf is now filled with D&d shills. what gives?

RIGHTFUL QUEEN

Reminder:

R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs. Lyanna died laying them.

Rate Jon's new hairstyle

Who is the Brendan Fraser of Westeros? Someone who was once famous and well-respected but has turned into an irrelevant laughing stock.

You can tell who D&D's favourites are by looking at who comes first on the cast list of the title sequence

They're huge Lannisterfags and then they like Jon and Dany.

Who's that?

fray

...

>sophie sucking it in hard

>maisie dont give a fuck, granny shorts

im feeling maisie, low effort

A NEENER NARNY?

MY GIRL IS SO PRETTY, MY GIRL IS SO FINE. MY GIRL IS SO LONG, MY GIRL IS ALL MINE!

Men died trying to rescue you.
Good men.

Probably Cersei

you

FIRST ONE TO JOIN THE FREY GETS TO STAY ON MY TABLE

>tfw literally in love with Arthur Dayne

Who will die by the end of the season?

(not necessarily in that order)

Jaime kills Cersei
Davos kills Mel(after learning what she did to Shireen)
Varys, throught the little birds, kills Pycelle, Kevan and maybe other members of the small council
Hopefully Sand Sneks die by anyone
Ramsay killed by Jon

well on the way to the north, they do have to cross the twins if they wanna move an army.
There is also the last remaining heir of the tullies locked up there.

Loras is trying to hatch a dragon egg

>ITSH TIME
>TO JOOOONNNN DA FRRAAAAY
>ASSS I CLIMBBB DAAA CHOASSHSHSH LAADDDAAARRR
>ends up backstabbing everyone, even himself in the final episode as he sits on the iron throne and a pointy part of it kills him

Reminder that
>Ramsey is ruining the show the most and has been for three season now
>Jaime is a pointless character
>every scene with Ser Lewit of House Teemp is just filler in this season
>every plot now has a strong female lead
>Theon's name is a mash up of The One, as in azor ahai
>Stannis is dead and you should rejoice because they've already ruined him beyond repair

Stannis

Probably Jorah

>Maimen died trying to save Theon
He didn't fly so good

Tell me how this can get any worse than it is

CIA will be looking for the Flayed Man

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also LF is still the only character worth rooting for

>that's in your head fampai

nah

She fit

When did GoT objectively jump the shark?

DELETE THIS

>MUH PENIS
>MUH FLAYING
>MUH TRAUMA
>MY REEK
>MUH SISTER
>MUH DISILLUSIONMENT
>SIS PLS SAVE MEH SORRY FOR STRUMMING YOU OUT BACK IN SEASON 2!

so, theon getting his cock back right guys =DDDDD

Jaime. Literally Jaime. Everyone laughs at him now without his hand, and everyone laughs about his own sister keking him

How is this his fault?

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>>Stannis is dead and you should rejoice because they've already ruined him beyond repair

That's why im fine with Show Stannis being dead

Stannis

>Putting buildings in Vaes Dothrak just so Dany could pull a Hitler
>Teleporting Rickon to Winterfell just to give Jon a reason to go there

BRABO

>Ser Lewit of House Teemp

Is that from trailer? Don't remember that chick.

The Ironborn raid on the Dreadfort would be my guess.

Janos Slynt

the sand snakes probably have at least one more scene

Sansa takes Wyman's speech
Dany kills Yara, Theon and Euron and steals their ships
Jaime learns about Lancel and forgives Cersei

Absolutely.

Because it would have been worth it if he'd left with Yara. That's her justification, anyway. I think she's being a major bitch.

Aww. She's a little sweetheart.

Preview for next ep

Go to sleep Preston.

>Putting buildings in Vaes Dothrak just so Dany could pull a Hitler
Vaes literally means city. Like a place with lots of buildings.

Yeah, she's a show OC that's going to show up next episode. She's called Kinvara apparently.

>I fucked up, I'm sorry
>OH MY GOD, THE PATRIARCHY IS APOLOGIZING. BIG FUCKING DEAL. MY FRIENDS DIED RESCUING YOU, AND WE ALMOST HAD YOU BUT I LOOKED AT YOU AND SAW YOU WERE TORTURED AND BROKEN SO I LEFT YOU THERE, EVEN THOUGH WE WERE ABOUT TO WIN. THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>i-im sorry :(
>DON'T APOLOGIZE.

ya. you have to be willing to give a show some leeway with their writing, but this was fucking dumb

Because Theon a male

(well a Varys now)

Season 4

>they do have to cross the twins if they wanna move an army

Not when you can teleport.

>people get killed trying to rescue him
>they get to him
>he says 'nawp i'm good here senpai'

>Lewit Teemp
>le wity imp

>Yara could have thrown her axe at shirtless Ramsay slowly unlocking a dog cage and saved us from 2 and a half seasons of Mary Sue
>no it's ur fault theon

>implying she isn't just triggered because she thinks Ramsey sent him to steal the "salt throne" from her

and moonboy for all I know

>Theon = Azor Ahai
This would be weird. But what other role does he have to serve as a major character? Asha's bitch? I don't know. An insane theory, but as always, we'll see what happens.

in the show? doesnt fucking matter, like everything else

books? something something torgon the latecomer

HE CAN BE JON SNOW!

But he cries about not having a cock, where Jon cries about being a bastard

Who? user, that character isn't in the show :^)

Ramsay probably didn't write that letter

>"When did your Khal die?"
>"When I was 16."
>"Shame he didn't die sooner."

If that doesn't scream fanfiction I don't know what does. Dany loved Drogo, she even named her biggest dragon after him.

The irony is that even if R+L=J is true (which I hope it isn't) he's STILL a bastard.

Well, we know Euron's going to win the Kingsmoot, and from there he sends Yara to go be show Victarion. So either he goes with her and joins team Dany or he gets dragged along with his psycho uncle on wacky reaving shenanigans.

In 4 seeing Ramsay getting Ghost'd

She was saying that because that Khal was a massive douche.

Did you guys read the chapter that GRRM released like yesterday or something? I haven't gotten around to it yet. Good?

Read the first few paragraphs, it must be a decent way into the book, it reveals a lot about the upcoming winter setting.

yeah but he could be john sandsnek

Don't mind me, just posting what Kingsmoot should look like.

>we know Euron's going to win the Kingsmoot

do we now

what is "Yara" wins instead and sends Euron to be show Victarion and get burned to death while epic music plays and Caloriesi looks smug as all fuck?

t. D&D

Does the theory not say that they got married in secret?

Didn't Leakbro say Ramasy gets beaten to death?

the arrianne chapter?

Rhaegar was already married.

EPISODES 3 & 4 confirmed to be the REBIRTH EPISODES

INSPIRED by CARAVAGGIO

CONFIRMED for KINO

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IMO the King's Landing story line is the only one that hasn't been 100% fucked beyond recognition and that I can still enjoy

Does anyone else here think the mystery of Benjen will...remain a mystery? I think it'd be cool that we might not ever find closure to what happened to him (mostly because fat fuk will die some time this year from heart related issues, screencap this).

>even if R+L=J is true
Do you still doubt?

Will he join Azor Jon when the Others invade?

Ye boi

Don't worry, he's still here with us ;_____;
We'll see him as an Other, screencap this, i guess.

I'd be shocked if they ever brought back that plotline.

Euron blows Dragonbinder, Yara makes some quip about how all men must die

Yeah, it's cool. I'm hype that Aegon is finally getting somewhere

Oh yea i know, its a bit strange that part