/heem/: joe rogan edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Mendes suspended for 2 years
mmafighting.com/2016/7/20/12239616/chad-mendes-gets-two-year-suspension-from-usada-for-testing-positive

>Cyborg wants women's Featherweight in the UFC
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/cyborg-justino-calls-for-ufc-womens-featherweight-class-i-deserve-my-own-division

>Gustaffson: Jones isn't the GOAT, will be remembered as a cheater if proven to be on steroids
mmamania.com/2016/7/20/12240464/ufc-alexander-gustafsson-jon-jones-not-greatest-of-all-time-cant-erase-cheater-stamp-mma

Brendan Schaub is god

first for the most attractive woman in ufc

second for japan is number one

ngannou

Who's your favorite Aryan fighter /heem/?

Dude......like.....my monkey genes....woah....space.....kettle bells.....Brian you silly birch.....alpha brain......Joey Diaz is the funniest person to ever live.....I would suck his dick no homo, you gotta be alpha as fuck to admit that.

Jose Aldo

>Mendes suspended for 2 years
lmao 2 losses into a permaheem

mark hunt

Renato Laranja

Dominick Cruz

northcutt master race

...

doo ho choi

Masato

*5'4 edition

Are you just betting based on the fact of the recent trend if upsets or do you have an actual reason?

fucking combo breaker fuckface just tell me why

I will bet 1000 /heem/ shekels that Glover beats rumble and then beats DC

lack of free will bruh

Shit.
Poor Mendes :(
When will they learn?

Derrick "The Black Beast" Lewis

who else was rooting for nate in the first fight but is now rooting for Mcgregoat

that's a lot of shekels

Damn family, can someone also explain the determinism shitposting? Is it a rogan meme?

>Glover beats rumble and then beats DC

W E W

reporting in

who is the bo jackson of mma?

why....

>determinism shitposting

it's literal science fact, my man

He RNC's Rumble then TKO's DC screencap this

Because now everyone in the world is jumping on Nate's dick immediately and I want to see everyone's boy lose so Mcgregor is my boy now

this

Speaking of him, is he legit or just another can crusher that disappoints ala Almeida

Almeida disappointed because he has shit footwork
The warning signs should have been there when he got dropped by Brad Pickett
I don't know why so many people (including me) thought he was going to win

Wonderboy

Who is da best fighter in the mma

...

Love you bro.

Schaub bless always

Pat Barry

He has the same style as renan barĂ£o, just the too flat footed muay Thai stance that results in these "upset" heems

Regardless of that face, I would still eat that ass

is heem worse now or better then last year

better than it's ever been

> 189 was last year

>Almeida disappointed because he has shit footwork

I think I'm going to give MMA a try because I literally have better footwork than 99% of the fighters in the UFC from a combination of many years of fencing and badminton. Sometimes watching how these guys move it just makes me want to go in the octagon and run circles around them.

i kind of agree there are less cucks and more smart people now