Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>butt and legs edition

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun

Mako claimed!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA
youtube.com/watch?v=qBnFbK_WUf8
youtube.com/watch?v=RseD3mE5NUk
youtu.be/ljpEo02Rnj0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Early.

youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA

Disgusting

Awesome!

Lets go crazy!
youtube.com/watch?v=qBnFbK_WUf8

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>claiming yume

I want to see waifu legs coverd in tights right now right here
or thigh heigh socks are ok too
>look at you kyouko post the beauties

too early

An hero it is

Nah, I only do that occasionaly. I like it more stealthy and professional... with guns...
with knives and swords it's mass genocide

youtube.com/watch?v=RseD3mE5NUk

Claiming Retarded used goods

Fuck off elitist scum
See above

Moo

Murder is always fun

~~i can think of a few other fun things~~
Hello mi liu

I've been masturbating to this photo for almost 4 years straight.

Give me a V! (or your v if you know what i mean, senpai)
Same fam

Claiming Stella

claimed

Elitist faggot

(Rikka)
It's a solid 10.

(Yuuko)
Sure, but partner in what?

(Shiro)
You should, there is a reason it's such a big meme. It's not as melancholic as the stuff you instantly fall in love to but I still think you will like it a lot.

Filthy.

Hey give me a random idea for a casual MtG deck, anything that doesn't involve stalling should work. My favourite colors to play are R and U.

Nice.

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Cannibal faggot.

Calling people elitists is elitist.

V! kek nice try megu

It really is, it gets better every time I hear it.

The usual

>kisses on cheek
Hello, whats good, senpai?
Milk
Give me an E
>what does that spell?

And now I'm going to start the same thing

Lewd


Can I get a D?

What format?

For edh there is the coin flip deck

There also is zombie infestation or shared fates for modern

How are you?

E Love!

Murasaki Wakako claimed.

Nice waifu OP. Mako is sexy kinds of circles.

In the beginning and the end

I am just really bad at listening to albums.

Fuggin glaim

>can i get a D
LEWD
Its what I do to you!
>i love you

I'll bite you faggot

You mean like... torture? yes, that's nice too!

Pshuuuu

That's pretty gay dude.

Aw I love you too!~

Bite me, kouhai

What's going on in this thread

Can I join the doomsday cult?

Lewd is life

Maybe

I was thinking cooking. I am probably going to make some fried rice today

~~where?~~

Don't bite my dick off please.

Shut the fuck up Shiro or I'll bite your dick off

I'm not sure if you would like that

Cannibalism and faggotry

I'm not biting you. That'd be awkward

You made this happen. You could've shut your elitist mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't. And now you're paying the price

Hello.
Good, didn't get a lot of sleep last night though, how are you?

Minecraft is the best game ever and all other games are shit

I love when that happens to me and could name a few albums like that, but they would be personal 10s. ITAOTS is like this for a lot of people.

Literally casual, 60 cards minimum, nothing is banned. I haven't accompanied releases for a long while so I don't know what archetypes have appeared lately, or I could try to make a weird combo work, I'm just looking for fun.

I will be playing through an online platform where I have every card available.

>

Why do you think so? I see nothing wrong in trying things in the genres that attract you the most first or relistening to the same album a bazillion times.

It wouldn't be a happy ending without you

You're beautiful ~

So really nothing out of the norm?

Yuuko.

*lurks*

>
I'm just really bad at clearing out my backlog and would rather listen to stuff I know I like.
Wonderful.

this tbh fam

Renegade

Death Star Claimed

I'm feeling like I've overstayed.

>if you're posting images you're not lurking

Hey, that's pretty ghey

15-year-oldness intensifies

Is this moogster

That's a new one

Hey hey Shiro, how's it going?

wrong KLK girl OP

You suggested it.
It's fine, a bit tired. And you?

Akiko is going to eat someone out

Why would it be?

Then zombie infestation is for you!
The list is 4 treasure hunt (1U to reveal cards form your library till you hit a non-land. Put all of them in your hand at sorcery)

2 zombie infestation (1B for an enchantment that lets you discard two cards to get a 2/2 zombie token)

And 54 lands

3 dismal backwaters (the UB life land)

3 faire conclave (a man land with flying)

24 islands

20 swamps

4 reliquary towers (no.max handsize)

You mulligan till you have the treasure hunt, cast it to draw a bunch if cards and hopefully zombie infestation or reliquary tower, then discard your hand for a bunch of zombies

The deck is about 21 dollars
Yay!

When do we drink the cool aide?

Excuse me, super cute lurker lurking through.

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IT/NEET/doppelgangar moogs
I'm 21
Different Moogs

Lewd. Who?

Same, really. Just got another 3 hours of soul-sucking labor left until I get to go home.

I really appreciate the denko face on the left.

>be me
>be black dude
>work at taxi company, I'm even their boss
>some customer wants me specifically
>drive to location, customer gets in my cab
>talks to me the whole time about how his niece got kidnapped by some gang
>hands me gun
>fucking shit, that's not what I get paid for
>take gun
>help customer fight those fuckers
>he dies
>somehow manage to make it out alive
>hide behind some box due to firefight
>fucking more of them are coming
>fuck it, let's call the police
>they are coming and are helping me
>dudes even got a shotgun
>shoots and stray bullets hit me
>wtf man
>try to run behind the cop so he can't shot me anymore
>fucker shoots again
>misses me thank god
>some stray bullet hits me again
>fucking shit
>I got wasted

fuck, gta 5 is unrealistic. Cops helping a black dude out


aww yeah, nice waifu right here

I want to feed Tomoko.

I'll show you a happy ending.
What.

Wait you're a nigger?

Learn to read Tomobro.

New champ is wierd


Who knows man?

Well, you were hired even though you are just a taxi driver. All niggers be criminal

Well, if it's a doomsday cult...

Shut up nigger

Not as much as you are.

Eh, you should see my list of artists I want to try, it grows way faster than it shrinks.
I try to vary what I listen, both in genres and in things that are new or not to me.

Also depends on my mood, if something is pissing me off I will most likely listen to something I'm sure that can calm me down, which is usually dark ambient.
If I'm extremely happy over something or want to commemorate I will put my sound system pretty loud and play an album that I'm sure I love.

You clicked on the wrong post, that deck looks... pretty weird, how many times will I have to mulligan in average?

Nice trips
>kisses on lips
You're good

I'm no nigger, so I won't be quiet.

Rude.

LoL?
Syndra is shitty

You showing me anything would be enough.

Just temporary

aww man shit, nigga

Claiming Nonon Jakuzure, aside from having a wonderful personality and being conservatively cute, she has a lewd side.

You too, nigger
Double-nigger

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Paulina

It's still pretty ghey

I don't mind
Tomoko a cute

What are filenames, amirite? I'll get it right eventually

Lets start the doomsday not just wait for it.
Gay.

Who hurt you?

You ;-;

Oh shit man

In theory, you should only wiff about 1 in every 7

I didn't do this math, but it might work

They released the abilities for the next champ. Hella wierd

youtu.be/ljpEo02Rnj0

~~is it true that niggers have huge cocks?~~

Or that playing one in GTA would make yours huge?
Because I'm actually ghey?
Burn it down?

Post head pats.

You're to blame for this

Italian waifu, she's beautiful in fanart, in the show, not so much, no personality nor looks.

Burn it all down.
Then I'll take responsibility.

sakurako kujou

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Close enough?

ALL SHALL BE CLENSED IN HOLY FIRE!

Aren't you L E W D

>we never got to see Mako in loose airy football clothes, revealing her amazing figure as the wind blows against the clothes.

Yes.
And yes.

Moo
>blushes
You're better~

You seem to be going along with it.
Eh, I kinda use music as escapism, so I kind of have an excuse, but I just feel ashamed if I'm not listening to an album I haven't listened to before.

I don't know and I don't think so. But that rumor would explain why everyone is playing GTA

That's not a head Pat...


Where shall we start?
~~only one way to find out~~

You'd like it too much

>

Only because I'll get my fix and you won't be molesting any kids like that

Do you guys actually surf Sup Forums? I don't I only come here tbh.

Can I join?

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Its a head tat.
We can start in the bedroom.
Pet.