Why are Europeans so autistic about bread and cheese?
Why are Europeans so autistic about bread and cheese?
Luis Myers
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Lincoln White
Because it's the only food they can afford
Joseph Lopez
>mfw plastic cheese
Why are Americans so terrible at food? You'd think that a people who spend two thirds of their day eating would fucking master the culinary arts by now
Easton Gomez
That's the extent of european "culture"
Zachary White
m8 vegemite lmao
Nicholas Perry
You mean Frenchfags, right?
Jayden Foster
we're by far the least autistic europeans actually
Angel Williams
*most
William Johnson
>says the fucking german
Caleb Hughes
maybe you're just too autistic to manage basic shit like bread and cheese production
you're not functioning right
Jacob Hall
le baguette le brie le autistic frechfag
Jason Hughes
more like vegim8 amirite XD
Michael Carter
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Xavier Mitchell
>mfw i started to camembert with a baguette just to make you butthurt
Ayden Thomas
>>mfw i started to camembert
mfw i started to eat camembert*
Hunter Edwards
>his country has no breads and shit dairy
Josiah Brown
>implying I'm aussie
>implying I've ever eaten Vegemite
Lol, nice try
David Scott
go back to china
James Walker
>Catalogued more than 400 types of cheese
>least autistic
Wyatt Collins
tiens j'ai les mêmes assiettes
baguette lidl ? elles sont pas dégueu
David Perry
>be European
>autistically obsessed with bread
>autistically obsessed with cheese
>still can't make a better grilled cheese than an American
Brayden Cruz
>bread in plastic bag
Sup Forums assured me that sophisticated Europeans never did this
Asher Sanchez
God damn I'm in the mood for one of these
Easton Gray
I didn't want to waste my dinette(true baguette for experts) just to make you butthurt
Nicholas Nelson
Why not make a croque monsieur instead
Elijah Sullivan
Bud, go to the store tomorrow and get yourself a nice wedge of brie or camembert. It's not a meme, shit is godly
Ryan Robinson
Because bread and cheese are the best shit ever. I understand why someone would get snobby over the things they love
Nathan Kelly
>French "cheese" tastes so bad he needs meat to mask the flavor
How will Europe ever recover?
More importantly, only an oaf would dip a croque monsieur in tomato soup.
Ayden Hill
>always end up burning my bread
>too embarrassed to google how to make a grilled cheese
I can't cook for shit
Camden Adams
that is called "creativity", adolfão hitlerão
Brayden Fisher
>yank """""""cheese"""""""
grim
Dominic Cruz
>Uk talking about food
Leo Campbell
ummm we're one of the top authorities on cheese sweetie
not that you'd know anything about cheese being an american x
Gabriel Russell
top authority on dick cheese maybe
Cooper Davis
>he doesn't know cheddar, wensleydale, stilton, red leicester, etc. etc.
honestly feel sorry for you
enjoy your spray """""cheese"""""
Elijah Robinson
how do these people rule the world? they cant even tell plastic from cheese
smdh at americans tbhfam
Levi Moore
>enjoy your spray """""cheese"""""
Only niggers and trailer park residents eat that shit.
Leo Allen
so all of the usa then
James Jackson
Cause it tastes good with wine, you uncultured swine
Samuel Hall
That's ok. I already knew you were going to post that when I hit Submit. (^:
Putting that aside, the country that invented processed food during the Industrial Revolution and has Europe's highest obesity rate shouldn't be criticizing the culinary practices of others.
Nathaniel Wright
>only use cows to make burgers and milkshakes
Carson Bailey
Spray cheese is an unfortunate artifact of the 1950s, the decade in which the American diet was ruined for all time.
Julian Johnson
we're talking cheese m8
we absolutely get to shit on you
now take the embarrassment like a man and pray you get to taste real cheese
Christian Phillips
>we absolutely get to shit on you
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Or do you. ;)
Ethan James
>SHIPPING FROM USA
yes, we do
also
>cheddar
>in a can
>that isn't from cheddar
actually did a vom
Ryan Parker
Kayden Parker
>yank gets upset over his """"cheese""""
>has the nerve to call anybody else fat
howling
David Kelly
I don't think I've eaten this stuff since my elementary school cafeteria.
Logan Roberts
Cheese and bread are fantastic.
So long as it's not American cheese. I will apologize for that.
However I will not apologize for cheese whiz. That shit is good on Ritz crackers.
Hunter Wood
You can buy any artisan cheese you want as long as you're willing to pay for it.
Daniel Russell
Because it's delicious you uncultured plebian.
Henry Harris
I'm sorry you grew up in a trailer park.
Brody Brown
I was born in Zurich Switzerland and Grew up in Minnesota and Delaware. My father is a chemist and the fact that we can afford to buy cheese that isn't kraft is a wonderful thing. Keep droning on though as if you think you're somehow better off for not appreciating a well aged cheese.
Jackson Allen
Wow I am really upset about this
Joseph Johnson
>he's shocked that working class people don't eat as good quality food
Ryder Gutierrez
i literally dont enjoy the meat if i dont have bread to eat it with
cheese is objectively better with bread too
if you only know loaf bread i get why you dont like it as much
Henry Howard
the worst is Americans who think seasoned steak is better than steak + a dank, creamy sauce
Easton Hill
Why can't Americans learn some culinary culture so they stop being the ignorant fat fucks everyone uses as laughing stock?
Adam Gray
You can buy real cheese in the US in every grocery store. Americans buy it and eat it in droves.
I don't know how to put this simpler terms. Americans have cheese and eat cheese is the best I can do. Not "cheese product". Cheese.
Luke Gutierrez
>cheddar
>cheese
Kayden Price
Yes, Cheddar is a type of cheese.
And do you not see the other varieties in the photo? I am trying to not call you a terrible name here.
Isaiah Bailey
Butter the outside of the sandwich famalam
Evan Foster
>american
>talking about food
Alexander Stewart
Americans dont even have real cheese, or wine, or even bread
All they have are burgers filled with cola
Blake Watson
>Why are Europeans so autistic about bread and cheese?
You can't possibly know untill you tried real cheese and bread.
Jace Brown
because your only choices are industrial crap and cheap cheese and we often enjoy cured, old rural high quality cheese.
Henry Phillips
wait,did EU annex Wisconsin?
Cooper Smith
fpbp
Xavier Clark
>mfw reading this thread while stuffing my face with local cheese and bread