Give me your gore b dont be pussy fags. This was eaten alive by a shark

Give me your gore b dont be pussy fags. This was eaten alive by a shark
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It's a movie prop, you gullible 9 year old fucking sperglet.

Dear retard...

Get the fuck off your dad's laptop.

Seriously,
The Internet.

Lol Eat a dick faggot

Get the fuck out

Kek
OP just an hero now and never post again you dumb cunt

same fag

Im suspicious too..

look at the fucking image names and tell me i'm not right

You could say "something fishys' going on"

Such a waste of trips

What do you call a half-dozen assorted dead sandniggers?

A start.

Not a samefag, but apparently OP got them from the same flickr, which suggests he knew it was a prop to begin with.

car crash. doctors had to take a cow and rubber johnny to save his life.

what the fuck is that purple shit in the background

i cri evry tiem

>Goes into shark infested waters looking like their natural prey

>Surprised when he gets eaten

Darwinism is weeding out the ones too stupid to breed. This was a good day I think.

the human being 2.0

Cancer

gg

And now that you've had a chance to actually read the thread...

Protip: people who die from shark attacks don't get eaten - they die from drowning or bloodloss.
Sharks take a bite to see what you are (or some believe it's territorial) and most large sea creatures have far thicker skin than humans. Once they taste human blood they realise you're not something they want to eat or fight and move on. Unfortunately some exploratory bites are bigger than others.

Sharks have a fucking terrible reputation but you're orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by a bee or a vending machine than a shark.

> killed by vending machine
go on user I want to hear this story

Fat people shake vending machines to try and get food
Vending machine falls, crushes person
Person dies
Happens around 500 times a year in USA alone

kek

never heard of this happening. Figured fat people where to lazy to bother shaking the vending machine. That amount of energy expenditure would require a second candy bar,