How do i get into Lauren Mayberry?

How do i get into Lauren Mayberry?

I'd like to get inside her too if you know what I mean

Inside her mind? Why user? Just read her lyrics, should be a good indicator.

Fuck off

You have to be qt SJW tall Gosling-looking guy who likes Bikini Kill.

be a Chad.

Yer gunna hafta force it

You ask my permission

Word has it she's going to start a country pop career after chvrches third album flops

> hicks singning her songs to some cut off jeans wearing drunk "country " whore in a lifted truck
REEEEE

you don't

I'd like to get into her gut if you know what im saying

Inside her pucci

Start calling her lavren and spam pictures of her dancing awkwardly on Sup Forums constantly calling her your waifu

The way your phrase that I'm not sure if you mean stop calling her that but do the latter or if you're saying don't do any of it.

actually, she is dating a guy most people would consider unattractive

But psss she's secretly waiting for her Gosling...

be pedophile and waifufag

she is an attractive pop star, she could get anyone

but she chose a nu male
(and a mediocre musician, on top of that. similarities attract.)

i heard she jerks off black immigrants for 15 dollars a man under the london bridge

Yes and she's very insecure about how she looks, with a "weird look on her face" and a short girl complex on top of it. And Gosling is Gosling, man.

Stop asking, Brandon

you're not fooling anyone, adam

>she's very insecure about how she looks

i dont get this vibe from her, at all. is this how an insecure woman would dress before a crowd?

Fuck you jimmy

This one after she did some psychotherapeutic trainings and "ridiculous hip-hop dancing courses" to overcome her shyness.

Pics?

>psychotherapeutic trainings

sauce

and she looks far better in her earlier stuff.

google "the range musician" or "james hinton the range"

a literal balding manlet with no redeeming features

personality matters, after all

kek, he looks sort of like Martin from CHVRCHES. That's awkward.

Who is this? I think I love her.

imagine how awkward it is for martin.

"martin, you are such a nice guy. i would love to date someone just like you."

i just realised she's dressed like alice from resident evil 1 here lol

how do you know this?

subtle hints, but it is 100% confirmed its him

Against her will

(by illegally downloading her albums)

other way around

"martin, you are such a good looking guy. i'd love to date someone (nicer) who looks just like you"

Is that the "abusive ex-boyfriend" she wrote about to Lena Dunham?

>martin, you are such a good looking guy

said no one ever.

>balding amuribro manlet is boyfriend material for lavren
anons, we have a chance.

no. this is her current one.
no clue how the abusive one is, but someone on Sup Forums found out. remember he is a drummer, maybe.

My bet is on this guy

there's no way that man doesn't have pent-up aggression

that was way earlier, when she slept around before becoming a musician

but, yeah, he somehow looks like he could be abusive

Or this one.
But that one looks like a total bastard

oh, she's a whore

>exits thread

>This one
Which one

what a whore
maybe her shy personality is but a facade?

a 29 year old that's had 3 relationships

what a whore

You're just salty.
One of them, I don't know man.

all women will be whores if they are allowed to be. male attention is like crack to them.

>You're just salty.

of course i am, i am posting on fucking Sup Forums

>assuming

nah, no salt here.

tfw you're posting on Sup Forums and not salty

terms for men who fuck around a lot: "alpha", "chad", "slayer", "player", "bro"

terms for women who fuck around a lot: "whore"

yes, that's right.

sure, I suppose that's the norm. I certainly don't think of high you as a male if you sleep around.

No, it depends if the person has a compromise and is fucking a lot of people.

She went to town on that guys ding dong hard

lauren would be that girlfriend who is average at everything but really sweet and caring

A key that opens many different locks is a great key. A lock that's able to be opened by many different keys is a shitty lock.

A lock without a keyhole is an is an Emperor of Locks.

The singer of the synthpop band Chvrches. They're very good IMO.

The key that creates keyholes is the Killer of Emperors

no one would care if not for their lead singer

The keymaster of the key that creates keyholes is a faggot.

no one is denying this

That's silly. People care because they have good and catchy songs. The fact Lauren is cute is just a bonus. Last time I checked, people are listening to music, not image.

Literally the only reason I gave them a listen in the first place is because Lauren is such a qt. I'll admit I do enjoy most of their music now, but I can't deny that initial reasoning.

bb

i would kill all of you to get this smile personally

Not if I kill you first.

If you kill him he wins.

t. weedman

...

nothing wrong with it

amen

...

You get into her by killing yourself.

i love you lavren my queen

MY BABYYYYY

is that who I fucking think it is?

...

wait is lavren really shagging the mac guy

she's ugly as fuck

fuck you faggot

she's the qtest though

and she's taken more cock than you can imaging and has swallowed loads of chad cum while you masturbate your little dick to her even fucking hugging you you fat disgusting pathetic peices of shit

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE
LAVREN IS PURE
I'D EVEN ACCEPT HER FOR TAKING SOME DICK

>taking dick
>pure
pick one

I've never seen her pussy or butthole, but judging from her face she's actually ugly as fuck

she is so good bros

to be fair I dress like this too

hello brandon

idk he looks honest and down to earth

>me on the right.

i want le fugg the lavren bros
in le bum
pls

Lauren

>"james hinton the range
Jesus fucking christ he was born in my college town

scottish women have cold pussies