How do i get into Lauren Mayberry?
How do i get into Lauren Mayberry?
I'd like to get inside her too if you know what I mean
Inside her mind? Why user? Just read her lyrics, should be a good indicator.
Fuck off
You have to be qt SJW tall Gosling-looking guy who likes Bikini Kill.
be a Chad.
Yer gunna hafta force it
You ask my permission
Word has it she's going to start a country pop career after chvrches third album flops
> hicks singning her songs to some cut off jeans wearing drunk "country " whore in a lifted truck
REEEEE
you don't
I'd like to get into her gut if you know what im saying
Inside her pucci
Start calling her lavren and spam pictures of her dancing awkwardly on Sup Forums constantly calling her your waifu
The way your phrase that I'm not sure if you mean stop calling her that but do the latter or if you're saying don't do any of it.
actually, she is dating a guy most people would consider unattractive
But psss she's secretly waiting for her Gosling...
be pedophile and waifufag
she is an attractive pop star, she could get anyone
but she chose a nu male
(and a mediocre musician, on top of that. similarities attract.)
i heard she jerks off black immigrants for 15 dollars a man under the london bridge
Yes and she's very insecure about how she looks, with a "weird look on her face" and a short girl complex on top of it. And Gosling is Gosling, man.
Stop asking, Brandon
you're not fooling anyone, adam
>she's very insecure about how she looks
i dont get this vibe from her, at all. is this how an insecure woman would dress before a crowd?
Fuck you jimmy
This one after she did some psychotherapeutic trainings and "ridiculous hip-hop dancing courses" to overcome her shyness.
Pics?
>psychotherapeutic trainings
sauce
and she looks far better in her earlier stuff.
google "the range musician" or "james hinton the range"
a literal balding manlet with no redeeming features
personality matters, after all
kek, he looks sort of like Martin from CHVRCHES. That's awkward.
Who is this? I think I love her.
imagine how awkward it is for martin.
"martin, you are such a nice guy. i would love to date someone just like you."
i just realised she's dressed like alice from resident evil 1 here lol
how do you know this?
subtle hints, but it is 100% confirmed its him
Against her will
(by illegally downloading her albums)
other way around
"martin, you are such a good looking guy. i'd love to date someone (nicer) who looks just like you"
Is that the "abusive ex-boyfriend" she wrote about to Lena Dunham?
>martin, you are such a good looking guy
said no one ever.
>balding amuribro manlet is boyfriend material for lavren
anons, we have a chance.
no. this is her current one.
no clue how the abusive one is, but someone on Sup Forums found out. remember he is a drummer, maybe.
My bet is on this guy
there's no way that man doesn't have pent-up aggression
that was way earlier, when she slept around before becoming a musician
but, yeah, he somehow looks like he could be abusive
Or this one.
But that one looks like a total bastard
oh, she's a whore
>exits thread
>This one
Which one
what a whore
maybe her shy personality is but a facade?
a 29 year old that's had 3 relationships
what a whore
You're just salty.
One of them, I don't know man.
all women will be whores if they are allowed to be. male attention is like crack to them.
>You're just salty.
of course i am, i am posting on fucking Sup Forums
>assuming
nah, no salt here.
tfw you're posting on Sup Forums and not salty
terms for men who fuck around a lot: "alpha", "chad", "slayer", "player", "bro"
terms for women who fuck around a lot: "whore"
yes, that's right.
sure, I suppose that's the norm. I certainly don't think of high you as a male if you sleep around.
No, it depends if the person has a compromise and is fucking a lot of people.
She went to town on that guys ding dong hard
lauren would be that girlfriend who is average at everything but really sweet and caring
A key that opens many different locks is a great key. A lock that's able to be opened by many different keys is a shitty lock.
A lock without a keyhole is an is an Emperor of Locks.
The singer of the synthpop band Chvrches. They're very good IMO.
The key that creates keyholes is the Killer of Emperors
no one would care if not for their lead singer
The keymaster of the key that creates keyholes is a faggot.
no one is denying this
That's silly. People care because they have good and catchy songs. The fact Lauren is cute is just a bonus. Last time I checked, people are listening to music, not image.
Literally the only reason I gave them a listen in the first place is because Lauren is such a qt. I'll admit I do enjoy most of their music now, but I can't deny that initial reasoning.
bb
i would kill all of you to get this smile personally
Not if I kill you first.
If you kill him he wins.
t. weedman
...
nothing wrong with it
amen
...
You get into her by killing yourself.
i love you lavren my queen
MY BABYYYYY
is that who I fucking think it is?
...
wait is lavren really shagging the mac guy
she's ugly as fuck
fuck you faggot
she's the qtest though
and she's taken more cock than you can imaging and has swallowed loads of chad cum while you masturbate your little dick to her even fucking hugging you you fat disgusting pathetic peices of shit
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE
LAVREN IS PURE
I'D EVEN ACCEPT HER FOR TAKING SOME DICK
>taking dick
>pure
pick one
I've never seen her pussy or butthole, but judging from her face she's actually ugly as fuck
she is so good bros
to be fair I dress like this too
hello brandon
idk he looks honest and down to earth
>me on the right.
i want le fugg the lavren bros
in le bum
pls
Lauren
>"james hinton the range
Jesus fucking christ he was born in my college town
scottish women have cold pussies