Things plebs say

ITT: Things plebs say

>literally nothing happens

nothing did though

>The Witch was boring

>I haven't seen Au Hasard Balthazar

>Marvel produces entertaining movies

what is some other essential goat-core besides the witch?
qts with great butts optional, but preferred

You don't mess with the Zohan
The men who state at goats

>plebs

stare*

>the ending sucked

For one, they often misspell plebe, you unwashed troglodyte.

>I enjoy Marvel flicks

>It was slow

>the iron man films are good

>my children movie is better than your children movie
>dccuck
>marvel cuck
>capekino
>boring
>pretentious
>contrarian
>good cinematography
>cool
>supes
>cap
>spidey

>Who's in it?

>Using the word kino to describe any hollywood produced movie

praising The Godfather as more than just okay is the ultimate sign of pleb

Star wars movies are 10/10 amazing

>GRRM is a literary genius

>calling any capeshit capekino

>X is in it! It has to be good!

Best answer so far.

>pretentious

>good cinematography
What's wrong with that?

>watching super hero movies

"I thought this one thing was stupid/ that character did something I couldnt relate to. Therefor the whole movie is shit"

> jj is directing it tho, so it will be so like totally awesome.

because only plebs use it on Sup Forums and 99% of them doesn't even know what does it mean

a lot of plebs just throw that statement out without knowing shit about it

>that character did something I couldnt relate to.
on a similar note to this, "none of the characters were relatable" is possibly the most retarded criticism i've heard

These are all valid complaints, there are some films that really do suffer from these.

>misunderstanding of the term "plothole"
makes me go REEEEE

Why?

>style over substance
>the movie was pretentious

Then explain what it is. Just complaining and not correcting is meaningless.

pleb detected

I am not teacher.Google it

>I only watch patrician foreign films like Ping Ling Ching Chong

I tried multiple times but I always get called a pleb and they link those godawful black and white cinegrids from Man of Steel

I don't really care anymore

Those are usually the kind of people that turn their brain off when you explain something to them. God, it makes me go reeeeeeeee

correcting what? nobody made that claim about a particular movie ITT.
This thread is for complaing about shit plebs say.

Then you have no room to complain when you see someone use the word incorrectly. Not adding anything to any discussion by just saying
>"thats wrong! Google it!"
no one will do extensive research to correct themselves just because you tell them that. If you actually want to make a change then use your extensive knowledge on cinematography that everyone apparently lacks and have actual discussions about it.

I think you don't know anything about it either

>user did you watch x superhero movie

Anyone just not bothered with any of them?

GENERIC BAD REVIEW CHECKLIST

>nothing happens
>boring action
>dumb characters
>boring script
>bad cgi
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>predictable plot
>lackluster acting
>no emotions
>forgettable premise
>lazy plot devices
>stolen ideas
>overstuffed plot
>dumb audience
>confusing editing
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again

because the implication is that the film's characters must pander to your specific state of mind in order to be good characters
saying that the film isn't good because said characters don't do that is basically equivalent to the "i didn't understand it so it was pretentious garbage" argument, except even more retarded because empathy exists

Le Quattro Volte is absolutely essential goat-core.

Post the good review checklist please

>TFA was the best movie of 2015
Someone actually said that to me

No. If someone doesnt know shit about a topic he really shouldnt talk about it.
There are whole books written about the topic. You cant expect someone to make a meaningful summary on cinematography in a single Sup Forums post, thats why googling it is not that bad of an advice

>Kubrick was a hack

based on what? did I hit a nerve or something

this, when somebody starts by mentioning how good the cinematography is you know is a fucking pleb

>You just didnt get it. Go watch Transformers

>It's the new [actor] movie

who is this guy and why is he always choking girls?

triggered I guess

are you a cinegrid spammer ?

>Christopher Nolan is my favourite director
>Just turn your brain off bro
>Do you hate fun?
>I'm a person who is comfortable with his life and I don't contemplate suicide every night while in bed

>Style over substance
>Unrelatable characters

>hey, this doesn't make sense
>well, it's a fantasy movie, there's even a dragon. it doesn't have to make sense.

fucking faggots don't know shit about internal consistency

>contemplating suicide

absolutely disgusting

>Sup Forums is a Sup Forums board I browse
t. reddit

That describes Hannibal S3 to the key. It was also the reason it was canceled.

this
But I think thats just trolling 90% of the time

>in the lastest news
>the new action horror flick "The VVitch" is being greatly appreciated by the extremist groups with islamic background
>"I think they relate themselves with the devil or something" said the director "they like the goat too much it must be it"

sam hyde
he is strong and they are weak

frfr I seen people say goodfellas is bad because none of thee characters are likable, it's not even true

Thats a rare Evans

>supes
>cap
>spidey
>bats
>wondy
>tony
>Steve

Capeshit nerds are the lowest form of life on the planet

Do not repost or the FBI sluts will kick your door.

>Spidey
This one gets on my nerves the most because I have a fat friend who calls him that all the time

>Im too mature to abbreviate things and use Proper names

> mfw redditors thing cinematography can be seen from those terrible grids
the proof that any movie can look good on crinegrid is the ironic The Pest one
Just watch American Beauty and see it
Pic related when he is threatened of being fired

pic relatet when he quits and threatens the company
you see the difference between a good movie and man of shit redditors?

>I have a gf
>My parents are proud of me
Fucking plebs

>ITT: Things plebs say

El nombre de la bestia

>t. pleb

>Batman V Superman was bad

Some of these are valid though.

>I watch movies to turn my brain off

>"Why would I have seen that? It's not even on Netflix"

How to roast a cricket was p good. His other work is meh, though.

>I watch foreign films for the sake of pretentiousness

>I refuse to watch foreign films

>"It's meant to be bad!"

stupid capekino poster

>If I want to read I would read a book

Pleb about subtitles

>"If I want to read I would read a book"
>hasn't read a book since highschool

>Implying pleb ever read a book

As an Ausfag I have literally never heard anyone say this in my life.

Though we have a channel (a couple now) dedicated to that shit, so maybe people just grow up with it.

>Jon snow resurrects

>WE ARE BACK IN THE GAME WHOOOOO

>JJ abrams is the greatest director of all time

>Mr Robot is a bad show
>S3 of boardwalk empire is good
>The leftovers isn't good

More like americans and spaniards about subtitles

I think saying the ending doesn't matter makes you a bigger pleb. Obviously the final act of any story is important, its the resolution to the conflict and the time when the author reinforces the themes of the story

Literally no one says that

>pleb
>patrician
>kino

>You just didn't get it