BENIS thread
BENIS thread
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benis and booty
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you are all homos
someone buy me pizza
not after that comment
It's spelled boody
:DDDD
never
ooh!
bepis
rude
>Then sometimes afterward we’d watch “The Brady Bunch” or “Three’s Company.” She didn’t love these shows, but raping me was hard work, as I was pretty buff in those days, so by the end of the night, being in her seventies and all, she was tired, and would pretty much watch anything.
Buy me a birthday pizza
I mean what I said
I'll sacrifice pizza in its name
SUBS PLS
magnificent
I dont go on vacation, I could share with you my latest no trips to exhausting stagnation.
Or we can discuss terrible diets.
what is your favorite type of pizza
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your penis is touching my penis
I dunno anything with feta cheese and banana peppers on it
why
that doesn't sound like fun
BECAUSE I WILL GET YOU THE OPPOSITE
what is feta x -1
>I was weak. Sometimes I liked to have fun, and be silly. I played Twister. I did. I had an aunt who was handicapped and on Medicare, and I basically liked her. Whenever we’d stop by, Ayn would sit there glaring at Aunt Sue’s state-sponsored wheelchair. And afterwards there’d be a quarrel.
>“That woman,” Ayn would say. “She feeds off the labors of those who would never dream of lowering themselves to accept the fruits that others have harvested with the sweat of their brows.”
>“Well, I guess,” I’d say. “But she’s nice, right? And it wasn’t her fault she got muscular dystrophy. Did you like the pie?”
>Ayn would fall silent. And there’d be no raping that night.
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what the fuck
Get her a meatlovers pizza with bbq sauce
this thread isn't gay enough
get me one too
conveniently, that is also my favorite type of pizza
minus the bbq sauce though
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Nef what is this weird Ayn Rand fan-fic/erotica/horror?
I do like psychology. I just think some of the studies and theories skirt the realm of pseudoscience. Psychodynamics and MBTI are complete shitshows though.
Anyway, that's not true. I've spoken about it at reasonable times and you've just been disinterested. Plus you can git gud and take advantage of your uni's library.
I mean I'll still eat it but sure
Yeah its pretty shit. Music helps, but you already have shown we do not share tastes.
Ranch Dressing
Ranch Dressing is the x -1 of everything
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Ur gay
man I love ranch tho
what about anchovies
also praise KEK
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I like bbq sauce with meatlovers
Or, if I can, bbq and tomato mixed.
>Nef what is this weird Ayn Rand fan-fic/erotica/horror?
newyorker.com
pfft, ur gayer
tht's fine I like ranch dressing
oh god I'm so white help
I'd try anchovies. Can't be that bad.
ok I'm literally going to jizz on the pizza
but half of it will be ranch
good luck
I'm really into white pizza tbh
>Can't be that bad.
The only people who like ranch are hillbillys and brits.
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hey duder
I am hilariously far from both of those things and I love ranch.
ranch is gross
white pizza?
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No, im a virgin so im pretty sure I am absent a significant number of points.
I've eaten worse than cute young fag jizz it's fine
Nef everything is "can't be that bad" to me I have eating prioblems.
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Help a Sup Forumsro out
no sauce, just cheese
so's he
that said he's 100% gayer than you
> cute young fag
omg
Hey hey spagooter duder cooter.
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checked
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you like it don't fuck with me
>no sauce, just cheese
oh
that's not really what I am into, I think there would be superior ways to do just cheese and meat than a pizza.
You DISGUST ME
spaghetti sounds good right meow
no really, most of the time when you hit me up i'm at work
I can't lie I blushed a little
I like white pizza with like spinach on it
idk tomato sauce just isn't my thing anymore
I'm sorry nibbles
No, Satan
Damn right he is.
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you can't fucking make me anime
no porn dumping by the way
Hopefully you will be putting it in the right end.
You better be
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Ranch is okay
ty anime
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Agreed
THERE you are! Katten please blow some air into my ear. Don't ask just do it
how do I make it up to you
tfw you will never have a berserk/touhou crossover
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They could have been more subtle in their political bias. The whole thing is kind of on the nose. I've never read the New Yorker but I'll take a stab in the dark and say it's a leftist publication.
How are you on Skype all the time at work then?
or what gaylord
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Bring me a virgin sacrifice.
HA Chen does though
Ran BTFO
I have a sort of thing against mixing vegetables and meat most of the time.
My pizzas are either vegetarian or just loaded with meat and no veges.
thanks anime
idk someone just linked it in the skype group where i pretend to be a girl
If you could fuck off that'd be really fantastic, thanks.
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or I'll be really mean to you
you can post it just don't dump
New Yorker is leftist, yes, but honestly I don't think making fun of ayn rand puts you on the left. She's really a laughable figure.
I don't know any. Get in touch with soup.
That's very weird. Do you like tacos? Sandwiches with lettuce?
I meant an official crossover, and it's not a competition! All touhous are great.
Except Cirno.
because my computer is on.
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Soup is ugly though.
Clearly Chen made it into the boat arc, I even posted a pic of her in it.
he is?
Oh ok I guess it's not edited or anything, I trust you.
this
please dont be mean
i'll be a good boy
y-you too
next time i make it i shall. but i must go for i must cook my dinner. see ya later~
*blows in ear~
ok see ya around ~
Yes, you will.
Yes
That is also why is is a virgin.
someone advise me what to eat
cuse at the rate I'm going I'm probably gonna just sit here and not eaat for the next 5 hours until work and then not eat through my whole 8 hour shift
Aaahh, thanks for the refill. See ya
eat an apple
I'll take your word for it unless he wants to correct the record t. hillary
just like a fuckton of cookies
i'm not ugly, nibi is being mean
inaccurate statement
thank you for correcting the record, dubs confirm