BENIS thread

BENIS thread

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benis and booty

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you are all homos

someone buy me pizza

not after that comment

It's spelled boody
:DDDD

never

youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw

ooh!

bepis

rude

>Then sometimes afterward we’d watch “The Brady Bunch” or “Three’s Company.” She didn’t love these shows, but raping me was hard work, as I was pretty buff in those days, so by the end of the night, being in her seventies and all, she was tired, and would pretty much watch anything.

Buy me a birthday pizza

I mean what I said
I'll sacrifice pizza in its name


SUBS PLS

magnificent

I dont go on vacation, I could share with you my latest no trips to exhausting stagnation.
Or we can discuss terrible diets.

what is your favorite type of pizza

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your penis is touching my penis

I dunno anything with feta cheese and banana peppers on it
why

that doesn't sound like fun

BECAUSE I WILL GET YOU THE OPPOSITE

what is feta x -1

>I was weak. Sometimes I liked to have fun, and be silly. I played Twister. I did. I had an aunt who was handicapped and on Medicare, and I basically liked her. Whenever we’d stop by, Ayn would sit there glaring at Aunt Sue’s state-sponsored wheelchair. And afterwards there’d be a quarrel.

>“That woman,” Ayn would say. “She feeds off the labors of those who would never dream of lowering themselves to accept the fruits that others have harvested with the sweat of their brows.”

>“Well, I guess,” I’d say. “But she’s nice, right? And it wasn’t her fault she got muscular dystrophy. Did you like the pie?”

>Ayn would fall silent. And there’d be no raping that night.

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what the fuck

Get her a meatlovers pizza with bbq sauce

this thread isn't gay enough

get me one too

conveniently, that is also my favorite type of pizza

minus the bbq sauce though

y

Nef what is this weird Ayn Rand fan-fic/erotica/horror?

I do like psychology. I just think some of the studies and theories skirt the realm of pseudoscience. Psychodynamics and MBTI are complete shitshows though.
Anyway, that's not true. I've spoken about it at reasonable times and you've just been disinterested. Plus you can git gud and take advantage of your uni's library.

I mean I'll still eat it but sure

Yeah its pretty shit. Music helps, but you already have shown we do not share tastes.

Ranch Dressing
Ranch Dressing is the x -1 of everything

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Ur gay

man I love ranch tho

what about anchovies

also praise KEK

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I like bbq sauce with meatlovers
Or, if I can, bbq and tomato mixed.

>Nef what is this weird Ayn Rand fan-fic/erotica/horror?
newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-was-ayn-rands-lover

pfft, ur gayer

tht's fine I like ranch dressing

oh god I'm so white help


I'd try anchovies. Can't be that bad.

ok I'm literally going to jizz on the pizza

but half of it will be ranch

good luck

I'm really into white pizza tbh

>Can't be that bad.

The only people who like ranch are hillbillys and brits.

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hey duder

I am hilariously far from both of those things and I love ranch.

ranch is gross

white pizza?

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No, im a virgin so im pretty sure I am absent a significant number of points.

I've eaten worse than cute young fag jizz it's fine

Nef everything is "can't be that bad" to me I have eating prioblems.

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Help a Sup Forumsro out

no sauce, just cheese

so's he

that said he's 100% gayer than you

> cute young fag
omg

Hey hey spagooter duder cooter.

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checked

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you like it don't fuck with me

>no sauce, just cheese
oh

that's not really what I am into, I think there would be superior ways to do just cheese and meat than a pizza.

You DISGUST ME

spaghetti sounds good right meow

no really, most of the time when you hit me up i'm at work

I can't lie I blushed a little

I like white pizza with like spinach on it

idk tomato sauce just isn't my thing anymore

I'm sorry nibbles

No, Satan

Damn right he is.

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you can't fucking make me anime

no porn dumping by the way

Hopefully you will be putting it in the right end.

You better be

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Ranch is okay

ty anime

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Agreed

THERE you are! Katten please blow some air into my ear. Don't ask just do it

how do I make it up to you

tfw you will never have a berserk/touhou crossover

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They could have been more subtle in their political bias. The whole thing is kind of on the nose. I've never read the New Yorker but I'll take a stab in the dark and say it's a leftist publication.

How are you on Skype all the time at work then?

or what gaylord

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Bring me a virgin sacrifice.

HA Chen does though

Ran BTFO

I have a sort of thing against mixing vegetables and meat most of the time.

My pizzas are either vegetarian or just loaded with meat and no veges.

thanks anime

idk someone just linked it in the skype group where i pretend to be a girl

If you could fuck off that'd be really fantastic, thanks.

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or I'll be really mean to you

you can post it just don't dump

New Yorker is leftist, yes, but honestly I don't think making fun of ayn rand puts you on the left. She's really a laughable figure.

I don't know any. Get in touch with soup.

That's very weird. Do you like tacos? Sandwiches with lettuce?

I meant an official crossover, and it's not a competition! All touhous are great.

Except Cirno.

because my computer is on.

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Soup is ugly though.

Clearly Chen made it into the boat arc, I even posted a pic of her in it.

he is?

Oh ok I guess it's not edited or anything, I trust you.

this

please dont be mean

i'll be a good boy

y-you too

next time i make it i shall. but i must go for i must cook my dinner. see ya later~

*blows in ear~
ok see ya around ~

Yes, you will.

Yes
That is also why is is a virgin.

someone advise me what to eat
cuse at the rate I'm going I'm probably gonna just sit here and not eaat for the next 5 hours until work and then not eat through my whole 8 hour shift

Aaahh, thanks for the refill. See ya

eat an apple

I'll take your word for it unless he wants to correct the record t. hillary

just like a fuckton of cookies

i'm not ugly, nibi is being mean

inaccurate statement

thank you for correcting the record, dubs confirm