Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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still here
Nico claimed~
I'll be sure too!
lol maybe, there are a bunch of empty offices...
>claimed
>icee
WATCHING
>maki-dakki
But 911 tho. The planes reached the buildings right?
>checked
Just let it happen and itll be great lmao. Dude what if i wanted to go up to each one of them and shank them till last man?
>maki get
>iowa
It would be extremely painful
>little nico
You'll love it!
>icee
Watching
Explosion slut claimed.
Stella lewd get
surprisingly my shenanigans stopped him from taking a salvo and hes still mad about it
Claim
Hi everyone how you doing today
Iowa claimed
So long as it isn't getting stomped I have fun in OW.
I'M NOT DOING THESE THINGS WITH YOU
I don't know these "guns" Might end up blowing up in your face
You're a big guy
That means you'll get one to me along with that dr pepper you said you're gonna give me right??
So long as your q button works you have fun in OW you doof.
Fake.
The country girl returns, now dressed in a mimic sundress with spaghetti straps, still adorned in bells and earring, her choice of color, honestly fucking sucks tbh fam.
Oh? Because getting wet is fun
>Tomato line
That was good.
You're about to get an eye full if you keep watching me like that~
If they didnt then I'd be a little disappointed
Either one would work to be honest.
Yep, me and This cunt are playing.
Hmmmmm, sure!
I've only ever been able to get one scholarship ever, and it required me to be a full time student when I was unable to.
Yes, so make housing a tad bit more expensive, and I get a job that pays up to 3 times as much. Seems like a nice trade, no?
Nah, Tier X ships are, which in my line would be the Yamato.
WEW
fine you?
>IM NOT DOING THESE THINGS WITH YOU
Why so tsundere? So much like Rin
pic
Fine to thanks
So whats is everyone figthing for?
IM BIG?!?! THAT'S THE FIRST IN THREAD. IVE BEEN BARRAGED BY SHORT JOKES HERE AND THERE
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Try me
WATCHING
Go for it! Also keep a leash on your shipmate please
You're a fake.
They don't call the mop for nothin!
So you're telling me you'd want to run that risk?
I've always meant to get into it but I dunno it just seems like it'd take a while to get my girl Iowa.
It's better to take after the best girl right? But tsundere would imply I love you ya know :^)
lol get pranked shortstack
no u
>Times your wage by 3
>Housing prices multiply since now they are more affordable
It would be a nice trade if the price of other items wouldn't rise as well. Not to mention if people were to visit your state, them making less money would mean buying anything in your state would be a horrible idea 5 dollar coke there, or 3 dollar coke here. They want to fix that by taking away state rights and setting the wage with the government.
>Fuck state rights right?
Watch these!
Alright. That was pretty damn smooth. Cutest thing I've seen all day, right after you of course.
Go for it. Just don't get caught, get one of those sleep mask with eyes kek.
It was an inside job.
Got a point there. Either way his reaction is bound to be funny. It's just so absurd, none of the other Rockstar games had that. Ha, you'd have to shoot all of their guns out of their hands first, or cripple them.
There's no pleasing this salt shaker.
Heh, wish I could say the same.
>Tier X
Which tier are you then?
>IM BIG?!?!
Dont let it get to your head halfling
Oh shit did a Yankee insult me?!?
Aw still you trying~
yeah i kinda were trying to get some lewds :^)
last lewd get
Claiming stella and i'm off to the airfield and get back home.
See you.
I have to agree with you there~
Thank you thank you, some of my finer work.
Hahaha hush~
What if i asked for some sour candy too..?
No one calls you the mop
Hehe i just can't help myself when it comes to you~ I'm sorry. And hey being cute is my specialty!
It's perfect...no one will ever know. GUH ITS BED TIME I GUESS. See you possibly tomorrow or maybe not. Going to a concert!
Night friends!
>Nobody notices the fox mom
have fun
:(
Not impressed
Like that couldve been quads
I just want to see him flip his shit. Didn't rocksteady make a batman game? I always cripple them
They have frozen custard sundaes with maybe sour candies in it
It happens but i dont really care for (you)s
This thread is shit
I'm a risk taker, so of course!
Very smooth, to bad I can't use food jokes with the tsun rider.
>(You)
But wouldn't that melt in the car ride over here? :(
Heh well i'm only able to stick with tomato jokes but i'm sure i'll come up with more soon here anyways.
Fell u Sup Forumsrah
Take your (you)
I don't get how people can just be mad at a single loss. A collective I get though. I just stopped caring I about that I guess.
>yankee
The proper term is the free you britbong
Everyone calls me the mop! Even you do!
Don't be sad smug you're still a cute little shit. You also got some nice dubs
A risk taker..? I don't know if I can deny this dedication
Homie, you let me do the worrying about that and you worry about me making it there
>light gasp
Yay!
Rory-sama claimed
>Britbong
>Actually live in the US
>Waifu happens to be British
Nice try looks like you chest compensates for your knowledge :^)
Hi Rory,was wondering where were you
Data caps prevent my good stuff...
>You win for now smugs.
>Nice plump and juicy tomatoes?
>Need to squeeze them to make sure theyre ripe~
Exactly, so let's see your cannons~
Kek
Claiming
Im tired
Working as usual.
Noticed and go to bed homie
I do it ironically when you blow an ultimate.
Alright.. I'm trusting you on this one smuggo.
>a taste test can be used to check for ripeness too you know~
>firm yet yielding tomatoes
What's Mizore doing? I'm like, half paying attention to the thread in between matches.
It will, but it's worth it. Iowa is considered one of the best in her class, even if she's only a T9.
I'm at T6 right now. Just about 1/3rd of the way to T7.
Being sick blowsss
Claimed
>You can really tell a tomato is good by how juicy it is after a bite~
>Best kind!
Smugs just likes pet play
>What kind of collar will you get me?~
That much of a charmer huh~? "Specialty" is an understatement qt.
Haha, if you really do it let me know if it works. See ya around man, sleep well.
My gets only come in times of need.
I bet kek. Rocksteady was with the Arkham night series, thought you would know that. Good choice, gives you the option to execute them dramatically, forgot the controller input for it though.
A single loss doesn't do much. You're not gonna win them all but when it's 4 in a row, something is amidst. Although I never got to the point of my friend, fucking psychotic when he rages.
So it goes from numbers to letters?
Yay!
Kek at gif
Usual perv stuff
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Nah i got up at 4pm
Got work at 7am so might as well stay up and just say fuck sleep
>hoo-yah 24 hours
claimed
Miho claimed
Kinky. Probably a cute red one.
>Or a shock collar.
Nah, Roman Numerals. T10/X is the highest.
Oh. Is Mizore getting out of hand?
You mean, trash claimed.
Which is never!
>arkham knight series
I have no memory of this. I do remember the arkham series :p
Is it sadistic of me to enjoy seeing them crawl or on their knees before i shoot the back of their heads?
That is not okay
Pretty much
Claimed.
excellent choice
First compliment you ever got huh?
EXCUSE ME? Only britbongs use that yank insult you fuck.
I don't know if you're allowed to though~
IRONICALLY OR NOT I AM A MOP
I'll probably get some friends to play it with me. Doesn't seem like the kind of game I'd like alone
When I get to 3 loses in a row I tend to just get off so I don't subject myself to getting as and as I used to get. Oh boy that feeling was never fun.
It happens just before this. Followed by a black eye.
Delectable Float Chat
Is this true?
>Am I gonna have to nibble on you?~
As much of a charmer as you
Correct me if I'm wrong but during the revolution you turned that insult into self praise. Silly bote
If u join the military you gonna learn 24 hours is nothing
Yes :(
Also be wary of saber. Poor soul misses amatsu so much~
Gotta check out your anime. Don't know if I said that yet
Spooked!
I think
>Ass I'd bite.
>Don't know why.
Red is great.
>Ohhh~ not to bad an idea...
>Out of hand
Hehehe.
People in the south still call northerners yanks.
>Namely to discribe city dwellers.
I have top secret clearence, allowed on all parts of any ship~
>It's also best to lick up all juices, don't let them go to waste~
Good evening.
Hitagi claim
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hello papi
Hello there
>NEED CONFIRMATION.
>I'll do it anyways most likely~
This one is for you
>Miia lover
Claimu
I'm back again and about time too.
Asuka or Anonons here today?
Help me. I have to wait for my mums bike to warm up. And yaking the throttle past halfway cuts it out because too much power. Until later in the ride, anyway.
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Morning.
Hello, Nui user!
I'll attempt to take care of it.
You're always welcome to join me and the lurking cockfuck known as Vert. We pretty much always have a spare spot open.
>Not a bad idea
I'm setting it to max.
Mizore no perving! Mizore no perving! Mizore no perving!
Put a turbo on it!
Kitty!
Why so spoopy
You stay awake alot in the military
Hello there
claiming, hows everybody doin?
Im about to go to bed.
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sorry for thisA cuple of images on my pc got shrink and i dont know why
Bowiefu claimed
Damn it. That was my first guess but I thought it'd be wrong.
More or less.
Oh hush it you, you know what I meant kek. Not at all, I did the same when playing. Better to use that as an outlet for those desires than somewhere else. Feels good though, especially with the revolver, the Schofield to be exact.
That's a good idea, was it very bad back then? I sometimes play until I have at least one good game then cut it right there. Nope, not fun to hear it either.
>It's called a taste test for a reason~.
Oh please, that comparison doesn't do you justice. I'd say it's a birthright.
Hello, Asuka! what have you been up too?
>Best juices are at the core, don't forget it~
>Setting it to max
Purrrrfect.
>You're toooooo late! You'll never find them now!
Galky
New army trash.
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Forgot pic
Hi there,now are three on the Mon team today
U shit
Literally nothing.
I've done nothing but play Overwatch today.
>Pic related
What about you?
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What a beautiful duwang!