Become mod at Sup Forums

>become mod at Sup Forums
>you are given the ability to change 1 thing/ create 1 new rule
>what do you faggots do?

Delete Sup Forums

id's

Winner

All those reply or die posts result in a site-wide permaban.

Also, if you don't reply to this post, absolutely fucking nothing will happen.

Second

>outlaw using the word "cancer" to refer to things as "bad"
>never actually enforce the rule
>using the word "cancer" becomes an over saturated meme
>still never enforce the rule
>search through feels threads
>find an user who talks about having lost a loved one to cancer
>ban him for breaking the "no cancer rule"
>bask in the glorious keks

Create hidden post logs with IP addresses and sell it to the fbi

Beat me to it , also please bring back id's

Assign a Mod to /t/ who actually gave a fuck about the board.

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:O

no more fucking cuck threads. jesus christ half the threads on this site are either
>tell me what youd do to my wife/gf
>something something black cock
>pics u shouldnt share (not as bad, but u know those threads are fulla cucks)
its absurd

also
>cock tribute
>let me send dick pics to ur gf

Ban fluffy threads

No more foot threads.

make it so fidel castro has an ama on the site.

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Either word filter "faggot" to "friend" or filter "cuck" to "gentleman"

One? Why not six?

1. Divide and merge the boards until you have 36 of roughly the same community size.

2. Make ALL boards NSFW.

3. Keep global moderation as small as possible. Focus on board moderation instead.

4. Identity-fucking resources as flags, IDs and such are OPTIONAL in all boards.

5. Rolling generals on all boards - each general stores 1k posts; the older gets deleted when the newer are posted.

6. Change word filters once a week.

The first half of those rules are absolutely shit.

Reason for those rules:

1. Too large community = shit, cancer, idiots. Hard to moderate due to sheer amount of content.
Too small community = no content. Hard to find moderators who actually care for the board.

Sup Forums could be exempt... unless branching it into "bullshit" (our normal Sup Forums) and a "random somewhat serious discussion".

36 (a-z, 0-9) is arbitrary, but a sensible limit IMHO

2. Well, if you're accessing Sup Forums from some serious place or with serious people nearby in first place, you're doing it wrong. So there's no actual reason to keep SFW boards; and this would give mods less stuff to do besides "oh look someone posted a naked pussy in Sup Forums! Outrageous! Ban him!".

3. You're supposed to know the board you're moderating. Otherwise you're deleting legit threads and letting shit goes by.