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ayo hol up

I wish I was a Nosferatu living in Santa Monica

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the fuck should i study i dont want to go to computer science and have class full of autistic nerds doing autistic things

i was thinking about character animation, what do you guys think?

>what do you guys think?
stop believing memes like "CS is full of autistic nerds"

>deadline for unis is 15 march
>i dont do matura until may

what the fuck? am i doomed?

>secondary school levels B in Physics and Chemistry and A in Mathematics. An upper secondary school level B in Biotechnology A are substitutional for Chemistry B.

this means matura or just normal vysvedčenie at the end of the year? how am i supposed to do matura from chemistry

>what the fuck? am i doomed?
only if you are legitimately retarded

>this means matura or just normal vysvedčenie at the end of the year? how am i supposed to do matura from chemistry
how about you post in slovak so we can actually help you and not rely on your translation

>To be admitted to this programme, you must possess an upper secondary school exam and comparable levels of qualifications to a Danish upper secondary school level A in Mathematics and level B in Physics.

Required is also that you can document a proficiency in English comparable to Danish upper secondary school level B or corresponding IELTS, TOEFL or Cambridge score
Read more about the requirements of this programme

Im looking to foreign cunts for now, im kind of bored here in Slovakia

>Required is also that you can document a proficiency in English comparable to Danish upper secondary school level B or corresponding IELTS, TOEFL or Cambridge score
matura z angliny je cambridge B2, ak chodis na nejaku specialnu skolu tak sa pre istotu spytaj ucitelky

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_Denmark#Current_scale
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grading_systems_by_country#Slovakia
my sme na skole mali taku ucitelku ze ked si nevedel ako vyplnit prihlasku na vysku a vseobecne veci suvisiace s VS tak si isiel za nou, tak skus pohladat u vas na skole

>-21
>mfw

>i was thinking about character animation, what do you guys think?
some artistic school maybe?

pochybujem ze mi nasa profka poradi ohladne zahranicnych skol

>pozrem tu skolu
>poziadavky: 10 obrazkov rucne nakreslenych z asi 10 tem
>ten pocit ked kreslis ako 5 rocny skolkar

sa vyjebem na to pojdem na CS na Slovensku, ale tak sa mi nechce ostat v BA dalsie 4 roky brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-20,7C, haven't seen a gypsy for 3 days now
Comfy as fuck.

study ME instead of CS
work in oil rigs for rich arabs
easy money

Mechanical Engineering?

yes

my brother is nuclear engineering
i am doing ME
you can ask me anything
ME is split into different meme practices
energy and HVAC are most profitable + easy
in enegry you mostly oversee stuff and do nothing(especially nuclear) becuase everything is computer automated. just regular check ups ad so on.
in HVAC you usually just apply some formulas and precalculated stuff and sign a paper to get paid

design is meme tier people calculate meme parts of 1 car for a year than claim they made that car :DD

also biggest advice i learned in life after wasting years is

stop wasting years. if you had chosen something stick with it.
and the biggest goal in life should not be the best job/country but should be to have highest passive income.
live like shit for first 10 years of your career. buy 2-3 houses. then live off rent.

thats the paradise.

>ISOLATED

Mechanical engineering requires to be good at math, im not really good

>ale tak sa mi nechce ostat v BA dalsie 4 roky brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hybaj do Ziliny

no to je jedna alternativa ze by som sa odjebal bud do Nitry alebo na stred Slovenska ale fakt by som najradsej niekam do zahranicia hmm

hello friends

a co tak Brno? to je taky kompromis medzi slovenskom a zahranicim

hey

To je ako byť Švédka a mať čierne dieťa ako slobodná mamička

nerozumiem

walking meme

i am awake

Hello

CS requires more math to be honest family
CS is just problem solving

you either study STEM or just go start working after high school
rest of the degrees are money grab

>I'm 20,crush is 28
>going out with her in the evening

What the fuck do I do?

hope shes paying

We told you already
>just b urself ;^)

>rest of the degrees are money grab

but you dont pay for uni in eu

>muh stem

ayy lmao dobry mem

you waste your years doing nothing
thats a lot of money being lost

plus you are missing out on the investments you could have made if you worked

amount of money lost is always exponential. you could work in manual labour and save up money every month for 4 years and invest

that means your shitty useless degree has cost you a big investion.

there isn't a wage difference between hschool graduates --- non stem uni gradutes. in fact you'd earn much much more with 4 years of experience in any work compared to any non stem degree haver.

go be a miner,work in czech factory as manual labour or do something instead

regards

money is not my goal t bh

what is your goal then

university education is just a waste of time
it is only worth it to study STEM so you can earn more money than average wageslave

he's lazy and thinks he'll sit on ass and do nothing with a degree

>germanic autist

go to japan you wagecucks there you dont even need to leave your office they let you sleep on the floor

why v4 women have so ugly feets

typical nu-male/self-important stem fag

HELLO

twitch tv/gsl

nice dude, you watching that with your girlfriend?

>starcraft in 2017

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Dobré ráno

good morning user

because they don't care about your weird-ass fetish

It is tho, 80% is full autismo

t. cs student

no it's not, that's just magyars

t. cs student

>takto si vyberat CS
nevydrzis jeden semester

Co takhle děláte v neděli?
Už mi z bydlení sám kape na maják. Přes rok sem si nezamrdal a zejtra zase do práce. Fakt skvělý.

>t. lol/dota playing, neckbeard having, girl orbiting, beta autist

>Co takhle děláte v neděli?
učím/jem/vyhýbam povinnostiam(relaxujem)
>Už mi z bydlení sám kape na maják.
prečo sám? malý byt?

rude, love eachother

>lol/dota playing
nope
>neckbeard having
nope
>girl orbiting
nope, all girls at my school are taken so no reason to orbit them
>beta autist
half right
nice projection tho

>prečo sám? malý byt?
Naše domácnost byla přehnaná. Strašně velká rodina, bratr s ofiko diagnózou autismu se kterym sem musel mít společnej pokoj, malej panelák.

Hned po maturitě sem utek, bydlim v malý garsonce na kraji malýho města, dělám nijak zajímavou práci s průměrnym platem. S nikým, kromě kolegů v práci, se už hodně dlouho nestýkám.

Hello Lux

why? its not hard

living the dream, are you insane yet?

sedím sám na koleji a od pátku jsem neviděl jinou lidskou bytost
učim se na 2 zkoušky najednou, abych si mohl po zbytek zkouškového mastit péro

Good luck, já sem to na vejsce vzdal první tejden.
Not yet, almost an alcoholic tho.

>ask mom if i should grow a beard
>no
>why?
>you will end up looking like a jew

what did she mean by this?

lol
that's why my grandma said to my borderline neonazi brother when he tried growing beard

that's exactly what my grandmother said to me

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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same here

Why is Czechia Estonia? I want Czechia to be Lithuania. Magyars are Estonia.

kde si pereš prádlo na koleji?

t. budu půl roku bydlet na koleji a tohle mě zajímá ze všeho nejvíc

really makes you think

no him, but mostly people in dorms took their dirty clothes back home on the weekend and washed them there

wow, you helped me a lot, really how did i not come up with this haha, so simple

kys

>Co takhle děláte v neděli?
Dreading Monday usually.

Finally finishing Shingeki no Kyojin as a way to procrastinate before Tuesday's exam. Not like I don't already know it anyway.

there is usually couple of washing machines in the building
or just washing soap in hand when it's desperate (all machines running etc.)

It all makes sense now

WTF IS HAPPENING WITH LIECHTENSTEIN
WHERE IS HE

seems like he finally found keys to the roof
;_;

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delet

Bewertet

what u guys say? isnt she a qt3.14?
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;_;

there was a swiss flag yesterday tho, or maybe the day before

uzivam si volno a cumim na televizi

nečum, kundo
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kde je ten Slovak, který chce bydlet v Dánsku?

já myslel že tam Jano jel akorát studovat?

not here either

t. former cs student

1. get a gf
2. move gf in
3. ...
4. profit

odkdy se v americe dava pracovni volno?

Time for Tři oříšky pro Popelku

*unzips pants*

watch Karamazovi

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