How do I learn Finnish?

How do I learn Finnish?

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Finnish being ultra hard is a meme. It's very logical and spoken as written.

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be autistic

In my experience, Americans here never learn the language because everyone speaks English to them.

Finns also discourage foreigners from learning the language so they don't take anyone's job.

>Finnish verb conjugation

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>tfw you could easily learn Finnish
>you could move to Finland
>the natives would treat you right because of the being relatives meme
>you'd have both good paying job opportunities and welfare
>top qts everywhere
>but you're just not interested

Lo siento hermanos. I've failed you. Spanish proved more interesting. And useful.

She looks Somali

Opettelemalla saatanan läski neekerinpenikka.

If you only learn the words but not the grammar you can also express yourself and be understood

like this


minä kokemus, amerikkalainen täällä ei ikinä opi kieli koska kaikki puhu englanti he

suomalainen myös lannistus ulkomaalainen oppi kieli niin he ei ota kukaan työ

This is grammatically entirely wrong but literally tens of thousands of immigrants in Finland talk like this and we have no issue understanding them.

>Spanish proved more interesting. And useful.

how was spanish useful to you?

t. considering learning it

People always scream about this but Finns and others come in and say it's not that bad.

Is it like German with it's whopping 4 cases that are no big deal once you actually learn it? Any Finnbros want to weigh in?

>Finland
>4 million speakers, waning away
>Spanish
>600 million speakers, growing every day

Latin Americans in particular are also really fond of their literature. I haven't read any yet, since I'm not that far advanced, but it makes me curious. Statistically you're bound to find something interesting since 20 or so countries are bound to produce something useful and interesting, no?

Also since you're British, I imagine like your countrymen you'll want to spend your pensioner years in the Spanish riviera, there's like 800.000 Brits in Spain

>4 million speakers, waning away
More than that.

Finnish isn't waning away :=) we now have Somalian, Vietnamese, Iraqi people who speak Finnish at home :=)
Finland, STRONK :=)

*5 million, I stand corrected.

But let's face it, you're a lot like elves, though blond and graceful, living in secluded forests, your time is over, and you're slowly fading away from this world.
We're going to miss you guys.

>learning a language only spoken by 5 million people
Come on now.

How can a Christian and a Muslim be in a relationship?

Hungarian will go extinct long before Finnish though.

if you want to learn a useless language then learn estonian instead

We have double the population. Triple actually, if you count Hungarians in Romania, Slovakia and other places.

Don't misunderstand me user, it's not that I wish you ill. I'm just being realistic. But there's still a way! Get to baby making Pekka.

You have really terrible birthrates even compared to us you know.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Hungary#Births_and_deaths

>1.44

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Finland#Vital_statistics

>1.65

And we have more a higher relative fraction of young people while you're had consistently low birthrates for 20 years while ours was a bit higher some years ago.

Don't worry about Finnish buddy, worry about Hungarian breeding problems first.

tbqh it's even worse than you think, since only gypsies breed here. My friend works in a hospital as a nurse, she says 6-7 out of 10 births is gypsy in our area.

What a wonderful future.

Come home 1% Finno-Ugric 99% Central European man.

I actually feel bad for the future of Eesti keel. I lived in Tallinn for 3 years and achieved B1 Estonian, The language is beautiful and I don't want it to go extinct.
Horrible

it could be worse

check out bisqwit's yt channel

How about Magyar nyelv? Hungarian fascinates me. Only been there once 'to gyor' and I really want to tour the country.

>tfw almost all interesting languages in Europe are doomed

It's truly sad t.bh. My grandfather spoke Scottish Gaelic and that is dying.

My dad is English and he still can't speak Finnish after 20 years.

He can understand it though and read it fine but he just can't pronounce shit

this jesus christ someone please save us

Almost 7 million speakers in total, finnish is growing all the time because of the immigration

Finnish is dying all the time - lower bithrate than Sweden and huge percent of kids are born are arab, kurd, somali or other mixed. And like you said, we are getting more immigrants who breeds like rabbits. In future, let's say 30-50 years, when they get to the power do you think Arabs or Somalis want learn their kids Finnish anymore? Nope, Pekka.

Finnish language will die in future, thought not only Finno-Ugric language what had disappeared.

>baby making

Tfw I always end up dating foreigners. Finnish girls are not gf material.

your mom got NIGELd

post correct sentence for comparison

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That's an unrealistic view of the future.
We also have the Lestadians for example and eventually Finland will stop being a nice place for people who want to live in a nice place.

>Finland
>4 million speakers, waning away
And why does a countries birthrate interest you so much? Do you expect Finland to die out in your lifetime or what? You are being overly autistic, son.
>Finnish girls are not gf material.
How is that?

Finnish girls are easy for ONS. But they're also cunty and cold. No fun in a relationship.

Why is that even a viewpoint? I don't understand that meme. If you like a language, and you love learning languages, why wouldn't you learn it?

Kokemukseni on että amerikklaiset täällä eivät ikinä opi kieltä koska kaikki puhuvat heille englantia.

Suomalaiset myös lannistuttavat ulkomaalaisia oppimasta kieltä jotta he eivät vie kenenkään työpaikkoja.

or maybe kieltä ought to be kieltämme(our language) to make it feel more normal

Case in point, some random Huezilian decided to learn Finnish and got quite good at it. He posted quite regularly in /mämmi/ while back.
Pretty sure he learned norwegian and estonian as well.

But he's autistic. There's a Russian guy from Siberia who also learned Finnish as well.
There are many such cases. Autism epidemic knows no borders.

>Suomalaiset myös lannistuttavat ulkomaalaisia oppimasta kieltä jotta he eivät vie kenenkään työpaikkoja.

Nyt takas sinne takkuun

typical privileged western white women, not worth the effort they require

more and more men go get a young virgin asian wife once they get tired of finnish women and want to settle down in their 30s

dont,unless you want to sound like an kebab-restaurant employee or somalian welfare bum.

older people will automatically assume you are russian,polish or other slav trying to steal from them,if you are white.

oh and were full

Don't, just learn Swedish and live in the good areas of Finland

>good areas
>Swedish

You mean some dump like Malax?

Kunniamurhaa odotellessa...

I go to Funland in 2 weegs :DDDD

All I do is speag likge this right?? RIGHT???? :dDDDDDDD

Where here u come?

few nights Helsingi and den gomfy gabin in woods near Jyvasgyla :DDDDD

Now you will experience the full power of the ass burgerism

Ogey have good time here m8 :DDDDD

helsinki isint finnish

Ask a Finnish person to teach you and pay them in ice. Finns can't resist ice.

Watch the (You)'s pour in.

Will there be bakis?? blease no im goming to esgape dem DDDD:

Also will Helsinki women led attragtive Anglo (>IMBLYIGN X-DD) put benis in bagina???

I have a question for Finland bros, please tell me if Im wrong.
The principal comercial partner of Finland was Russia and when the soviet union fall Finland lost his principal comercial partner and then they got forced to educate his people a lot and thats why they now have the best educational system in the world?

No. Educational reform happened decades earlier.

Finland don't have Pakis, but there are lot of Somalis and Gypsies.

And if you can't get pussy from Finland as British guy you are failure.

finnish girls are very ez, but if ur the one going to hakaniemi, go west, if u go east from there youll find ugly ones.

What force your country to reform your educational system?

Tbh any easy girls in bars are likely to be cider whale trash.

i disagree partly, if you find a group of girls and there are hot ones, they are there to find a partner, they'll try to act like they're hard cuz they wanna see some effort done from the male side. you have to be tall or equally hot to get to speak with them in the first place. if u are a fine englishman it should be even easier

Autism.

thats probably exactly what he is looking for

Yes thats me

Thanks mate, wanna join me and the lads?

agglutinative language

Not being completely retarded and being able to plan ahead.

this sounds like bulgaria
and i thought of learning hungarian in the past
we will probably go extinct in the next decades
gypsies will occupy our lands

ebin :DDDDDD maybe we meet in a bar or not, it depends what day it is. i can at least suggest you some bars to go to, with least nignogs. also, finnish bars in helsinki are pretty expensive (0.5 4.5%alc. is from 5-7euros, except in kallio)

it happens worldwide, dumb and poor breeds the most and with welfare state their kids will be taken care of who wouldnt otherwise survive

perfect way to create a dumb and easily controlled slave race

and when i say west, i dont mean literally west, literally south west, to the central area

Nice lad, we're drinking in Helsinki on 20th and 21st of January if you're about my chum. Is alcohol cheaper in shops? Might get drunk in hotel room before going to bars

naturally

cheapest beer is from Lidl but for hard liquors you have to go to Alko

You westerns have seen nothing yet, w8 until they become a REAL minority in your countries. Gypsies are supposed to be subhuman trash, unable to think. Yet they always find a way to steal and cheat the system. I sometimes feel like they are laughing at us. As if they are out of the NEET memes -
>hey, white boi...it's 6:30, time to get busy .
>and while you work, I will cuddle and breed with my second 14 years old wife
>now go, benefits are not gonna pay themselves

youll be amazed how bad finnish beer is, but 0.33 from grocery store is 1,1e about. if u wanna buy 0.5 ones theyre like 2,5e (sandels etc..) and remember, in finland you cant buy alcohol after 21.00 from grocery stores, after that you can only get it from bars.
everybody else does the same, basically people drinks at their friends places and goes to bar around 22-23.30. bars close around 03.00-04

typical neurotypical

>youll be amazed how bad finnish beer is
Same shit. Bulk lager is bulk lager anywhere.

t. lived in britain

>that is dying
Nah, mate. It IS dead. There's more native Polish speakers than Gaelic speakers. If you want to speak Gaelic you need to head to the western isles where everyone is too busy fucking their sister to speak anyway.

>Bulk lager is bulk lager anywhere
except in Bavaria

thanks for the info lads

Are there any good finnish beers at all? I don't mind paying more for better quality to be honest

Plenty of them, sure. Alko and bigger supermarkets usually have an alright selection.

desu this is the best bulk lager

it's hard because you can't practice with native speakers

I'll just buy a load of local finnish beers then stick to shitty karhu or something at bars

oh, and the grocery stores have an ugly tactic... they store cheap beer to warm slots on the shelf, and the expensive ones they store to cold containers :D those smart fuckers

It's pretty good. I got the blonde hair and green eyes from Finnish genes + anglo eyes so I don't look like a mongol and decent beard genes.

But there is something very wrong with Finnish women in general. I have 2 other people in my group of friends who have Finnish mothers and dads from elsewhere. German and Italian

ya finnish women really dislike finnish men, it's pretty obvious nowadays from looking at the internet

There's still more Finnish men married to foreign(even European) women because of Estonian, Russian and other Slavics.

Drink mämmi
Eat sauna
Fuck a russian (no homo)

Nope

I've seen the statistics from tilastokeskus because I'm an autist.
Finns get cucked by western and southern Europeans at pretty high ratios but on the other hand the raw number of Finnish man+Russian/Estonian woman couples is much higher.

Okay apparently my info was outdated by several years.
13 321 for Finnish man/Euro woman couples and 16 523 for Finnish woman/Euro man.

But for all international marriage its 25 466 vs 24 530 so Finnish men still outmarry more.

Many of those marriages between Finnish men and foreign women are that old dudes bring some trophy wife to Finland from Thailand or Philippines.