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Nth for the frogs with the large quads

Low quality memes are not welcome, get

Making pasta for breakfast lads

check this 6

T H I C C
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dubs and a cheeky ice cream

Well you know the old saying - post an early thread, get crappy memes

fu cko ffy an ks

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

no way, honestly girls LOVE snakes
like I said my gf has had a big fat snake for like a decade and I've known other girls with pet snakes

Anyone want some? There's no meat in it though, effort of that.

Yes yes it's the phallic imagery that lurks in the psyche in every woman - they love this, yea.... Yes indeed

Anyone that posts 'memes' needs to go back tbqh

looks dire

thought about doing a metal-gear Photoshop of the Oats Brother meme then laughed

I won't do it now though since its time for beddy byes

HATE leafs

The gf

Janny ban this filth right now

You're probably a weirdo goth or some shit with friends of similar ilk

Every girl I know would scream at the sight of a snake even one in a terrarium

Posting about frogs sipping on a tin of Guiness with an empty stomach and this amateurish at best attempt at making pasta is making me salivate uncontrollably

sauce is too pale/light

ah yes, why I am bored of cats and dogs !

How do you even know what's in it

maybe because you live in Deanoville

Why are boys so qt?

Honestly a sikk azz pet, how could you not want one

reptiles have salmonella on their skin

Don't really like Scottish people if I am being honest with you.

You just know...

dogs feeling a bit sick
he has a skin disease but love him

The camera isn't doing the sauce justice.
I made it from tomatoes and tomatoe puree and blended it up with garlic, ginger, mixed herbs, and some white pepper.

Rude

Thanks

How dare you breathe such vulgar words against reptilians

>The camera isn't doing the sauce justice.
>I made it from tomatoes and tomatoe puree and blended it up with garlic, ginger, mixed herbs, and some white pepper.
sounds good

but

onions?

reckon my life would be enjoyable if I wasn't ugly

honestly dunno why girls get into porn when it really doesn't pay that well it's ~$1000/scene and they're classed as independent contractors so they don't get employer paid health insurance and don't have the option for things such as a matching 401k or a pension

one scene per week nets only $52000/year which isn't that great when it comes with no benefits and no job security

reckon my life would be enjoyable if I wasn't so intelligent

average londoner
youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3NTe8zTTY

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Haven't even got onions or meat in the house. So it's lacking of some ingredients. But it's half 8 and I'm hungry

because you're gay lol

That is quite literally the average American, or will be in 10 years time

Your country is 40% white and the 40% are some weird yellow brown mix anyway

For the fame and glory of Rome and admission to Elysium

average yank

youtube.com/watch?v=5WUHcb12BBY

looks like watery shite

A lot of porn stars do side work as escorts, strippers, private parties etc.

It's just publicity for many

whats that from

>no onions

why brother?

bf sent me this

>it's ~$1000/scene
no way. maybe for the top tier websites and if you're an actual pornstar. facialabuse pays $250/scene

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gf sent me this

bender

I would imagine "facial abuse" is even more degrading

>that body

clearly shopped

ahh i'd forgotten about that

My good mate just sent me this

>ywn be some good looking middle class american who has aesthetic clothes and a tumblr

But they NEED the BBC

I added some onion salt into it. Anyhow, tastes pretty good.

lad sent me this

There's literally nothing attractive about feminine men. If you want a woman, go fuck a woman.

Looks like a mong what are you on about

Chin on that bloke, gives Spotty a run for his money

any girls here? would you like to be my friend, and hopefully somewhere down the line my girlfriend?

oh dear

Fuck that is sad, facial abuse is legit horrible

Feminine men are the best of both worlds
>that cheeky little smirk
crease every time

reckon this lad pretending to be a jap is genuinely retarded

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wish I was a yank hippy cunt with weird aesthetic biking friends

work tomorrow.

Imagine how autistic you'd have to be to live in California and be the son of a big time Hollywood producer and still manage to not get laid

if you do porn or sex work you're basically ruined forever

he's average looking too

he had serious problems

people say elliot was good looking but I don't see it

Bone apple and small teeth

I imagine the vast majority of girls who get into it are doing so in order to fuel a drug addiction

post a cheeky willy shot please

looks like something my mum used to make

ex-gf is still using me for wank sessions, just want her to actually speak to me ahahaha the fucking state of my life i feel so alone.

For only one AUD a day, you can save this paddy from his abject poverty

Fucking dire

He wasn't ugly though and California girls are the easiest in the world

good post

he's not attractive but he's not unattractive, which means he could do alright with girls if he wasnt such a mega sperg

what a cretin.

reckoning that you can post "fuck of yank" at the beginning of every thread and just redirect them to it in all circumstance you need

Please describe the process of these wank sessions

Need food but dont want to go up the shops

fuck off dave

this is the food they serve at public school aftercare

He literally could've pulled 9+/10s just by mentioning who his dad was and maybe dropping a cheeky lie like he could get them into a movie role

grate post XDDD
fuck off weeb cunt, it is obvious you aren't a jap

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Imagine not only using a proxy to get a fake flag when everyone knows it to be so, but also using a trip

What kind of life is that?

goes something like this
>i cant sleep xx:((
then she calls me on skype and we do the wank session
>well im gonna go to bed now goodnight xx:)

then she ignores me till she wants to do it again. feeling USED, PATHETIC and LONELY.

>he went to aftercare
need better parents mate

haha bender x

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