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Nth for the frogs with the large quads
Low quality memes are not welcome, get
Making pasta for breakfast lads
check this 6
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dubs and a cheeky ice cream
Well you know the old saying - post an early thread, get crappy memes
fu cko ffy an ks
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
no way, honestly girls LOVE snakes
like I said my gf has had a big fat snake for like a decade and I've known other girls with pet snakes
Anyone want some? There's no meat in it though, effort of that.
Yes yes it's the phallic imagery that lurks in the psyche in every woman - they love this, yea.... Yes indeed
Anyone that posts 'memes' needs to go back tbqh
looks dire
thought about doing a metal-gear Photoshop of the Oats Brother meme then laughed
I won't do it now though since its time for beddy byes
HATE leafs
The gf
Janny ban this filth right now
You're probably a weirdo goth or some shit with friends of similar ilk
Every girl I know would scream at the sight of a snake even one in a terrarium
Posting about frogs sipping on a tin of Guiness with an empty stomach and this amateurish at best attempt at making pasta is making me salivate uncontrollably
sauce is too pale/light
ah yes, why I am bored of cats and dogs !
How do you even know what's in it
maybe because you live in Deanoville
Why are boys so qt?
Honestly a sikk azz pet, how could you not want one
reptiles have salmonella on their skin
Don't really like Scottish people if I am being honest with you.
You just know...
dogs feeling a bit sick
he has a skin disease but love him
The camera isn't doing the sauce justice.
I made it from tomatoes and tomatoe puree and blended it up with garlic, ginger, mixed herbs, and some white pepper.
Rude
Thanks
How dare you breathe such vulgar words against reptilians
>The camera isn't doing the sauce justice.
>I made it from tomatoes and tomatoe puree and blended it up with garlic, ginger, mixed herbs, and some white pepper.
sounds good
but
onions?
reckon my life would be enjoyable if I wasn't ugly
honestly dunno why girls get into porn when it really doesn't pay that well it's ~$1000/scene and they're classed as independent contractors so they don't get employer paid health insurance and don't have the option for things such as a matching 401k or a pension
one scene per week nets only $52000/year which isn't that great when it comes with no benefits and no job security
reckon my life would be enjoyable if I wasn't so intelligent
average londoner
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Haven't even got onions or meat in the house. So it's lacking of some ingredients. But it's half 8 and I'm hungry
because you're gay lol
That is quite literally the average American, or will be in 10 years time
Your country is 40% white and the 40% are some weird yellow brown mix anyway
For the fame and glory of Rome and admission to Elysium
average yank
looks like watery shite
A lot of porn stars do side work as escorts, strippers, private parties etc.
It's just publicity for many
whats that from
>no onions
why brother?
bf sent me this
>it's ~$1000/scene
no way. maybe for the top tier websites and if you're an actual pornstar. facialabuse pays $250/scene
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gf sent me this
bender
I would imagine "facial abuse" is even more degrading
>that body
clearly shopped
ahh i'd forgotten about that
My good mate just sent me this
>ywn be some good looking middle class american who has aesthetic clothes and a tumblr
But they NEED the BBC
I added some onion salt into it. Anyhow, tastes pretty good.
lad sent me this
There's literally nothing attractive about feminine men. If you want a woman, go fuck a woman.
Looks like a mong what are you on about
Chin on that bloke, gives Spotty a run for his money
any girls here? would you like to be my friend, and hopefully somewhere down the line my girlfriend?
oh dear
Fuck that is sad, facial abuse is legit horrible
Feminine men are the best of both worlds
>that cheeky little smirk
crease every time
reckon this lad pretending to be a jap is genuinely retarded
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wish I was a yank hippy cunt with weird aesthetic biking friends
work tomorrow.
Imagine how autistic you'd have to be to live in California and be the son of a big time Hollywood producer and still manage to not get laid
if you do porn or sex work you're basically ruined forever
he's average looking too
he had serious problems
people say elliot was good looking but I don't see it
Bone apple and small teeth
I imagine the vast majority of girls who get into it are doing so in order to fuel a drug addiction
post a cheeky willy shot please
looks like something my mum used to make
ex-gf is still using me for wank sessions, just want her to actually speak to me ahahaha the fucking state of my life i feel so alone.
For only one AUD a day, you can save this paddy from his abject poverty
Fucking dire
He wasn't ugly though and California girls are the easiest in the world
good post
he's not attractive but he's not unattractive, which means he could do alright with girls if he wasnt such a mega sperg
what a cretin.
reckoning that you can post "fuck of yank" at the beginning of every thread and just redirect them to it in all circumstance you need
Please describe the process of these wank sessions
Need food but dont want to go up the shops
fuck off dave
this is the food they serve at public school aftercare
He literally could've pulled 9+/10s just by mentioning who his dad was and maybe dropping a cheeky lie like he could get them into a movie role
grate post XDDD
fuck off weeb cunt, it is obvious you aren't a jap
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Imagine not only using a proxy to get a fake flag when everyone knows it to be so, but also using a trip
What kind of life is that?
goes something like this
>i cant sleep xx:((
then she calls me on skype and we do the wank session
>well im gonna go to bed now goodnight xx:)
then she ignores me till she wants to do it again. feeling USED, PATHETIC and LONELY.
>he went to aftercare
need better parents mate
haha bender x
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