/heem/: mctappy edition

mackenzie dern is fighting on the legacy card in case you casuals didn't know

Upcoming events:

7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga [Prelims start at 7:30 PM EDT, 4:30 PM PDT, 12:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - Leone vs Moraes
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Maia vs Condit
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/25: RIZIN 2 - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: OPENING ROUND

Previous thread: News:

>ABC to vote on revised MMA judging criteria (that would favor a hypothetical Lawler over a hypothetical Condit)
mmafighting.com/2016/7/21/12245582/abc-to-vote-on-revised-mma-judging-criteria-including-change-in-10-8

>George Sullivan pulled from Saturday card
ufc.com/news/UFC-statement-on-george-sullivan-july-21-2016

>Dana White on Bob Arum
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/dana-white-responds-to-biggest-dirtbag-in-all-of-sports-bob-arum-i-look-forward-to-continuing-to-kick-his-ass

>Cyborg donating GoFundMe money
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/after-skull-injury-whats-cyborg-going-to-do-with-all-that-gofundme-money-he-didnt-want

>Chael entered into USADA testing pool
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/chael-sonnen-enters-usada-testing-pool-but-wont-fight-again-if-the-test-is-as-good-as-i-remember-it-being

Other urls found in this thread:

ufc.tv/video/nieky-holzken-vs-joseph-valtellini-glory-13-tokyo?utm_campaign=UFC Fight Pass&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_content=1469138771
youtu.be/ETpnd6mTay8
ufc.tv/fightpass
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub bless this thread

Schaub is God

Schaub bless the world

schaub is a faggot

>Schaub
literally who

Who is the most alpha man on this world and why is it rich piano?

see

Literally who is Brendan Schaub
I don't know his name

Schaub did 9/11 when he was in highschool

>le thread warz

It's like a god damn 5th grade class president election

fuck off please

Fuck canada desu can you believe drawings are considered child porn there?

Just the natty HW goat, podcasting extraordinaire and self made millionare

Actually the op here. Just use the other thread for now
No point in me getting banned over thread wars before a fight night

wew lad

I will use this thread just to spite you and canada

it's not actually me m8

Nobody cares autismo

I care

8 days

Free fight
ufc.tv/video/nieky-holzken-vs-joseph-valtellini-glory-13-tokyo?utm_campaign=UFC Fight Pass&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_content=1469138771

>bob arum
fuck that kike

I didn't know Fight Pass had anything free on it.

friendly reminder that all fightfus are shit and no better than having an imaginary waifu

you can access all of fightpass with its revolutionary FREE 7-DAY TRIAL

>FREE 7-DAY TRIAL
Are you saying that you can use fight pass for FREE for 7 WHOLE DAYS?
This is just too good to be true!
Where can I sign up?

post rolls and flips

201 extended preview
youtu.be/ETpnd6mTay8

be careful

Thanks for posting that here, friend.

ufc.tv/fightpass

No problem

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Wow! I have to use Facebook and Twitter to tell my friends about this! Thank you!

Good afternoon /heem/ going to sleep early

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Good night Puerto Rico

Watch as OP spams webm's so his thread has more replies than the other thread.

Very smart tactic for swaying the mods in your favor

You are single handily saving our general from banishment to /asp/, OP. This canadian is attracting the janitors to our generals by making early threads and being salty when things don't go his way.

I'm calling it now, one day things are gonna get so bad, we will have 20 /Heem/ threads up at once with 2 replies a piece. Sup Forums will vote us out. It's gonna happen.

I've only posted one webm in this thread pal

Samefag

samefag

>you are saving /heem/ by constantly making early threads and spamming until someone used it

Be more subtle with the samefag

#I'm with OP

Holly Holm vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Edson Barboza vs. Gilbert Melendez
Francis Ngannou vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
Frankie Saenz vs. Eddie Wineland
Alex Oliveira vs. James Moontasri

Sure it is, friend. Why can't you accept that people don't think you're funny?

Samefag

this will never happen, we are feared by sp

Samefag

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This
We're elite combat sport analysts, nobody would dare oppose our combined experience and skill in combat

It's like they're stuck in the mud awmost

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I can press F12 in Chrome too pal
Took you long enough to edit that

samefag

I'm not even using chrome jerkdick

Samefag

Samefag

Heem yourself

Schaub

you're all the same fag

Fuck you, you samefagging faggot

Who's the second toughest person in here?

You

You

Bad joke.

You

im the toughest

no you're not

Kek
Hivemind

Bad joke.
This guy knows what's up

I would literally delete your chin

anyone got the full size image

xD

Bad joke.

Bad joke.
This guy knows what's up

Yes. Let me search my hard drive.

I want to do all sorts of nasty things with Irene

Excellent thread

I don't joke.

Bad joke

this thread is bad holy fuck

Bad joke.

Thanks la
I was looking for it in the archives but it's gone
While searching for it I kept finding great posts by Germanbro
p4p best poster on /heem/
quality has gone way down since he left for Syria

>84 posts
>19 IPs

This trash can't be moved to /asp/ sooner at this rate

probably neither me nor the other guy in here, best German guy left I'm pretty sure.

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I know m8

fuck off nigger

>yfw spergop and adan are secretly the same person

My sides have been deleted

agree with you.

It's fun poking him sometimes but because I haven't been around nearly as often as I used to be I do actually feel bad for you homies. He really goes all out

has she taken PEDs?

ya blew it

>muh secret club was better
leave

what did he mean by this?

Chuckling at the thought of you guys having to share the same board with the /asp/ manchildren.

/Heem/ is getting worse and worse.

Only Canada can save us I hate to say it

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of course