Red Sox vs Twins G1

WRIGHT VS DUFFEY

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incoming blowout

wow duffy really sucks balls

>Starting rotation is an unmitigated disaster held up by the sheer balls of Wright and Porcello
>Half of the bullpen is injured or worse (Smith, Tazawa, Koji, Kimbrel)
>Parts of the lineup have been injured to the point of exposing serious depth issues

And despite all this the Sox are in first. I honestly wonder if everything went as planned like it "should" have been what our record would be right now.

hey sorry guys it took me a little while to find this thread because you did not use an impartial OP image

>unmitigated siaster

that's GOOD

sorry m8 I never made a game thread before

oh... is it your first time...

>Twins have to keep playing till September

I feel bad for those fans desu

it's funner to watch when the team's is' bad & and they get draft picks

>Hannipoop

wheres my lion

Haha, remember when the Twins released David Ortiz, what a mistake that was

hi draper

Vazquez locked him in the basement and forced him to call in sick at gunpoint

Hey pal

guerin looking HOTTE 2nite

is there another thread or something

She looks like Jenny Dell, if Jenny was older, ugly and less talented

1. your wrong

2. do you follow jenny on snapchat

No, should I?

depends, how much do you like will middlebrooks

why is xander's dad in the booth???

that's his UNCLE

Whose this old fuck and why is he dragging my high down talking about his fucking heart?

ok but why is he in the booth right now wtf

you have to take care of your heart
>my high
that's BAD for your HEART

>This Twins fielding

Dude call the game now

He has a restraining order against me

Rod Carew, hall of fame baseball player for the Twins. No clue why he's in our broadcast booth with a Red Sox jersey.

uhm are the twins bad at defense lol

Fuckin twins man...

I cant enjoy blowouts against teams in last. I just feel bad

Can't wear a Twins jersey, they have no heart

>boston never booed him

p*ssies

Not trying to be mean or anything but is there any point in giving a 70 year old a heart over someone younger?

he has money and a lot of people like him and would be sad if he died (no one would be sad if you died)

I know I wish I was dead every day

I think thats why he hasnt actually gotten a heart yet

Why the fuck is he in a sox jersey he never had anything to do with us?

ok, sorry

>Twins

Dude we really gotta play a whole game here, a whole series even?

yeah because i want to still watch baseball but they should have saved pomengranys start for tonight instead

wew what a commercial

I went to the game yesterday, it was rough seeing him suck after a couple of pretty solid innings, what did /redsox/ think of him?

>that commercial

dude i love this team

wtf I hate this team now

My favorite one in a while desu

>hanipoop

literally would rather have vazquez

that' s me

>6 runs
>9 hits
LOL

>69

damn lol

>inb4 Wright no hitter & 20 Sox runs

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good catch boy

JBJ coming through with the tough catch

JBJ
WRIGHT

PERFECT THROUGH 4

DELETE THIS

>muh cycle
WHY does he always do this

idk

perfect game BTFO

>No hitter is gone

ah man

Well fuck.

>Shaw
>being the weakest defender on the team

pick both

Fucking damn it.

c o l l a p s e

wow dfa him Wright now

>these lucky hits

reeeeee

rip shutout

all is lost

implying Sandoval would have done any better

Oh boy this is a true blue red sox inning

Wright how do you not make that tag

How many rings does shaw have

>hanishit
>being able to catch
>ever

And then Wright fucks up the tag

Dumb inning

So are you telling us you'ld rather have Sandoval out there?

if you want to win, literally why would keep the ferrari in the garage

I'd rather drive a Ferrari than park it in the garage

Please stop plagiarizing my jokes

Massachusetts is full of beta cuck numales

Go Twins

Except I said it first Draper.

It was literally above your post. I WILL take legal action if you threaten me any further.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers

Because he's a huge fat ass who showed up to training came a laughing stock. I'd rather have a Camry that worked than a Ferrari with engine trouble.

are either of you sandovals agent because he created the meme

>Twins pitcher is literally named the gulf of Tonkin incident

BASED JACKIE GODLY JUNIOR

Anyone know where I can buy this shirt?

omfg

Were's JBJ get all this Strenth?

>implying that isn't (You)

It's exactly how I picture you to be, except with black skin.

>twins

what an embarassment man. must suck knowing you prolly wont reach 4th place and have to play til sept


BASED JBJ

He's always had strength. Had it in college. Had it in the minors. He was projected to be a 20-30 hr guy when he was down there.

But then he came up and absolutely blew cock in '14 and all expectations about him disappeared.

Worth.

The

Price

Of

Admission

Itself

>commercial for the lottery

is the state broke or something

Is David Roidtiz the most famous Red Sox player of all time

he's not any more famous than pokey reese

>Joe Mauer
what went wrong

Uhhh, ever heard of a Hall of Famer called Che-Hsuan Lin?

Yankees blew that game to screw Boston confirmed

Hometown boy got complacent.

He stayed with the Twins instead of going to a contending team

He's clean

do you mean Byung-hyun Kim you fucking racist?

whose the lease deserving player in the hall of fame?