ITT; We're on a plane

ITT; We're on a plane.

Thank you for flying allahu aloha

inb4 alluh akbar

I'm on the seat next to you eating brownies and you can tell they're full of weed

Ask a stranger for one? Y/N

unless 150 million dollars is transferred to an offshore account, a passenger will die every 20 minutes

Damn, still next to the fucking door. Everyone needs me in problem. Y'all gonna die.

Hey, do you mind if I'd ask you for one of these?

>Ding
Ummm...excuse me, what is on the menu to eat?

la ilaha ilallah wa ashedo ena mohamedan rasolollah

ALLAHU AKBAR

EVERYONE GET DOWN

Why are you doing this Mr Neeson?

Nothing goes wrong and we are safe in New York in 5 hours.

I let her RIP with my ass for all of you to enjoy.

Then i cone up one on the seat and ask, dude u habe one of these browners for me?

Plz dont kill us bro someone take that arab off before we take off

...

"IM NOT TRYING TO HIJACK THIS PLANE IM TRYING TO SAVE IT!"

Don't mind me... I'm hacking the cockpit...

Almost there....

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!

We are now on the island

Fuck this faggot

Fucking Air Asia, flew with them too many times.

I have had it With These motherfucking snakes

HI JACK!

I am Claire's unborn baby

Allahu Ackbar my friends

...

MANIAC NIGGER, FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, NOBODY EXPECTS WHEN MY DICK BE GETTIN BIGGER

Suck ma nigga dick pilotboi......suck it nice....lemme cum all over ya peanuts....das rite...I nut on yo peanut

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

Ayu hol up bruv. Dem Jordans is fake nigga.

Dis whiteboi gone be slippin wit my fat nigga dick in his Ayssss

lot of loyalty for a big guy?

Fuck off you bloody negros.

Dis boi tryna up own u finna busta nut up inim G

the system is just booting you dumb fuck

how can you call yourself a hacker and give us this shit. you will never be a member of anonymous this way

*static noise*

HELLO WHITE MIDDLE AGE NEETS, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

WE WILL SOON LAND IN CAMBODIA, HOME OF KIDPROSTITUTES. I MUST ASK ALL PASSENGERS TO STOP EATING AS YOUR FAT PROHIBITS US FROM LANDING PROPERLY.

WE ALSO NEED TO MAKE CLEAR NOT TO RAPE ANY CAMBODIAN ASIAN KIDS AFTER WE HAVE LANDED THE PLANE AS IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. YOU WILL NEED TO BUY THEM LATER INSTEAD.

HOME JOURNEY IS ON THE 21ST OF AUGUST, PLEASE DO NOT BRING YOUR PURCHASED MERCHANDISE WITH YOU. I REPEAT: DO NOT LURE KIDS WITH YOU ON THE PLANE WITH PROMISES OF A GREAT LIFE IN GREAT BRITAIN.

THANK YOU.

*static noise*

صاثى ه صخعمي اشرث لاثثى هى ش حمشىث فاث حمشىث صخعمي اشرث فعقىثي هىفخ ش لقثشف سةخنث .