Hey Sup Forums what kind of snake is this?

Hey Sup Forums what kind of snake is this?

Could you get a shittier picture maybe? Looks like a common garter snake, however, from the two lines. North America?

It's a Eurasian Common Blur.

Looks like a type of ribbon or garter snake. Pretty much harmless but they piss on you and it stinks really bad

South Texas. And sorry, Let me try again.

It's a pixel snake. very common in north america around where people have shitty cameras.

He's a feisty little fucker. Tried to bite my phone.

It's a garter snake. It's nice. He's a bro.

Where do you live?

>it stinks really bad

sort of like half-rotten onions

The fuck do I do with it?

The thread isn't that long. Use your eyes.

ummmm, let it go?

pick up by end of tail so it doesnt bite you then let it go somewhere in the bushes. snakes are bros

Thats not a snake, its a snek you imbecile.

It's kind of fun to make it attack a pencil tho.

Scan it

It's a snek.

It's a snek.

Tiny snek

Use your finger. That worm can't even hurt you. Can you get a better close up pic? It does look like a ribbon/garter, but I'd like to know what kind exactly.

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an edible snake, try it.

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i think thats a taylor swift

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go away.

looks like its a new candidate for the space mission to me Sup Forumsro

Fuck dat shit. I'll play with it when I get home. I caught it at work.

swallow it alive.

Maybe. I have no means of liftoff tho. :/

thats okay, you have to train him to be an astronaut. You have to see if he can withstand freezing cold temperatures, for extended periods of time. Maybe even cryogenically freeze him.

nah, king nigger is here to stay

ooga booga

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Is it really?

I can buy a model rocket on Thursday. I'll probably keep the snek alive till then.

how can b trust that you will deliver this new glorious astronaut to the great sky from whence he came, with webm's?

The dubs of truth. Also don't know how to post webm from mobile. No internet bcuz poorfag

Put it back you monkey, it has a life of it's own.

Probably will upload to YouTube and link tbh.

its a spoopy snek

I have faith in you man, lets make this happen! Make this snakes astronaut dreams come true!

Any ideas on what these little asshats eat? Fuckin lettuce or some shit

baby mice/rats bugs idk man lol

Should I give it a Dorito?