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so i am going to amsterdam with two friends of mine and wanted to ask you guys if there are any special things we can do? any nice places or such?

>inb4 coffee shops

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Was a few days ago there, can really recommend Prix d'Ami coffe shop..

Red light district

dutch eurofag here,

Amsterdam sucks dick. maybe as an tourist you'll like it more. Only nice thing to visit as a Sup Forumsro is Bulldog coffeeshop.

more pics?

what did you like about it?

MOAARR

thx m8 we'll give it a try!

there you go guys

I've never been there but people seem to love the Van Gogh museum so I'd give that a shot

oh shit she's perfect.

I mean I tried 4 or 5 different, and this one is really nice, if you want a old one, with wodden tishes and a dark lightning, you should try the Bulldog
sry bad english

post her full set pleasre

;)

The zoo is pretty good has cool reptile bit where tiny monkeys and stuff run around free. Aquarium in the zoo massive too. Even tho the science centre is for kids it's fun as shit lol
Rent bikes go through parks, obvs there's hookers there if your into that.
Look to see if there are any events on the time your going aswell might be random cool shit on and youll be doing all this high as fuck lol

damn. How'd you score this, user?

Casa Rosso, Bananenbar, Old Sailor

If you are in Amsterdam on a thursday you can visit studio 80, that is if you like some underground house music. There's also a very good but a bit expensive restaurant and a higher price range cocktail bar you should visit. I forgot the names and have to ask my friends but will keep you updated OP.

Coffeeshops is for when you're hungover the next day

Anna frank museum is easy to troll, also if you get fucked on magic mushrooms the van goch museum is cool

thx bud! the zoo sounds pretty fun tbf
we'll take our bikes with us so that's one thing!
good idea, i should really look if there are any events - always looking forward to meet new people

Your English isn't bad at all, I've seen people who are native speakers that can't read or write. My buds dad is completely illiterate, he had a really shitty childhood though, and he's slowly working on it, funny thing is he likes foreign films but he has to have someone read the subtitles for him. He's not uncultured at least, just had a shitty childhood.

old sailer is a shit hole

dude i wish i could tap that but it's from another thread

Would it be OK to wear a gas mask through the Anne Frank muesum?

very kind of you user!
i'll see if my budget allows me to kek

Ah sucks. I had a hot girlfriend once. Once.

if they complain say it's your religion and shout racism, they'll shut the fuck up

Go to the Vondelpark on a sunny day. Buy some beers and some weed to chill in the park. (almost all coffeeshops in Amsterdam have good quality weed. Bulldog etc are tourist shops and therefor a bit pricey).

I recommend te hire bikes and cucle your way through the city. The public transport is quit expensive.
However: don't take a taxi from the airport to the city. Take the train! Itll be 5 euros instead of 25.

well, do you miss it?
i've never been the type for relationships
rather use tinder

blue district

same girls?

Could I just tell them I'm Jewish and terrorized by the thoughts of what the let happen to my people and I would be dammed if they tried it on me, so I was just taking a precautionary step?

don't think so

There are also some good local beers. You might wanna check out 'Brouwerij 't IJ' and the brewery in the Westerpark.

that might work

Yeah I like relationships more than just sex friends. I liked her a lot and I still miss her pretty often. We broke up because I got a job in a different state and it didn't make sense for her to leave her job. We weren't at the point where her moving just to be with me made sense either. Sucks

oboy the thought of chilling in the park and being stoned af excites me

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damn, i'm sorry bud
maybe it wasn't the right time, maybe there is something like destiny and in a few years from now you'll find to each other again

keep your head up; there are plenty of nice people

just start slow and go easy on the drugs. it's tempting to run into the first coffee shop you see and just go to town, but make sure you're checked in and get your bearings first, it'll make things a lot less confusing and hectic.

the square is full of sleazebags trying to sell you cocaine and viagra, avoid that shit.

fuck taking a boat through the canals, just walk it, you can take your time and take pictures and it's beautiful.

Go see some art for fuck's sake. There's some amazing galleries and some really crazy exhibits. It's worth your time.

The park is beautiful. Go there.

Don't be afraid to ask questions when buying some herb and if they offer to roll it for you go ahead and let them, they're better at it than you, it's their fucking job.

GO EASY ON EDIBLES. Try a little, wait a half an hour, see how you feel. Don't mix edibles with smoking, just be patient. You can always get higher but once that shit is too strong you just have to ride it out and that can be miserable and a waste of time.

If you're into mushrooms, but some philosopher's stones. You'll do a lot of thinking. Maybe take these in the park, but leave yourself about six hours of free time to ride it out.

Have a good time. Don't wear cargo shorts you'll look like a tourist.

oh and be mindful of bike lanes, they're like fucking expressways in that town and if you're not wary you'll get taken out.

thank you for taking your time to reply, appreciate it!
i'm going to write some of the stuff down

here, have some young meat

When are you going user? Im lurking in this thread as me and my mates are heading over August 2nd til the friday...Im after getting some great ideas from this thread.

Also check out the ice bar in Amsterdam, looking pretty cool.

Lurking over here too, heading there on thursday. Keep the thread alive.

I've heard that other cities such as Delft are a better representation of Holland than Amsterdam, can anyone confirm?

Hit up the bulldog best coffe shop in Amsterdam pro tip dutch weed is fuck strong start with a weaker smoke and work your way up Northern Lights is a nice smoke to start on

Thursday til Sunday user? Is it your first time going?

Nope til Monday actually, visiting some friends, first time!

Get a "wallentour" on Foot, not only you get to see peepshow, you can also try cocaïne plant drink and learn a bit of history.

Nice one!! Second time for me although I haven't been in years.

Any recommendations for a first timer then? Especially about coffee shops, I have no clue how they work

Just the usual cliche shit of taking your time and not going straight for the strongest weed the have and getting fucked up! The are really chilled over there (for obvious fucking reasons!!) so just chat to whoever is working there and tell them what you want from the weed and they will sort you out.

The red light district is whats going to mind fuck you the first time, its still one of the most bizarre things I have ever come across.

this is the worst advice. bulldog is a tourist trap

Prix d'ami is a nice place, wouldn't have thought of it, but is not wrong

listen.

you'll go to a smart shop. not any smart shop, but you'll look for ELEMENTS OF NATURE.
there are other smart shops that sell truffles too, but none are as good as the brand EON sell.

buy anything from FRESHBOX. there are charts in the shop that show the strength of the truffles.
ignore it. don't buy mother's finest, it's not worth the price.

if you're trying it out for the first time, you should buy 2x15g packages. divide between the three of you.

>don't eat anything for at least 2 hours before taking it
>don't drink the shit down with sugary drinks
>chew it long before swallowing

if you have the tools, cut the truffles and put them into tea. sweeten with honey, not sugar. eat the truffles at the bottom of the cup.

thank me later.

Im going to Amsterdam too but in 2 weeks, i can really recommend the greenhouse coffe shop. The people there are really nice and dont get mad if you ask them too much questions. Also the weed is nice! I dont like the bull dog because there is only one guy who sells it and you gonna feel like you are in a fucking train stadion because the guy sits in a small cell similar to a train Ticket stand

Get your dick sucked by a bored and mechanical acting but stunningly attractive prozzie for €20. They're all guaranteed clean too.

Go to the banana cafe and pay a 50 year old woman to sign you her autograph using nothing but her vagina.

Amsterdam is a perverts paradise. Also try tripping on truffles and wandering around the red light district. It'll fuck you up.

august 8th till 14th

This

Are shrooms easy to get a hold of? I've heard they're illegal in Amsterdam now

Kek, that's not the same girl.

OP's pic is of my gf (not proud to have shared that much...)... the other.. don't know.

yes. that's why you buy truffles.

check this

Cannabis Collage ... Google it

Psylocybe cubensis all the way. 1gr pure is enough for first time.
Make sure you have some friends with you and at least someone is only on weed.
Have a girl to suck you off.
You'll be living a dream.

sounds sophisticated!

you can get magic truffles now really easy.

The sex museum is a good waste of an hour or so

you're joking, right? (OP here)
do you have more?

In these so called 'smart shops'?

ofc I have more. It's my gf.

not joking. here is small proof


Sorry if I don't share much but as you can see... I already shared TOO MUCH. She is not an ex... she is with me.

DUDE. just read my fucking comment.

>smoke some weed (smokin and going out dont mix to well imho)
>drink a lot of beers in bars red light district (wallen) and maybe get yo dick sucked
>leidseplein (going out)
>maybe artis zoo and nemo, it's near central station and for kids, but especially if you smoke some weed its funny
>maybe if weather is nice take train to beach like zandvoort
don't stay more than weekend

Weed

Skimmed past it the first time. Cheers brah

>545454
totally understandable, pal. wishing the best for your relationship!
did she find out that her pics have been spread?

Anne Franks attic. Make holocaust jokes and heil Hitler.

can you stop feeding this fucking troll please.

Fuck dude. Any pussy and face in same shot?

Anyone telling you the bulldog is the place to go needs shooting,

Grey area , sour diesels and kushes
Mellow yellow - s5 haze
Noon - 24k
Popeyes- vanilla kush
Greenplace -shoreline

Can't go far wrong at any of those 5 , that's from a trip at the end of June so might have changed by now though

1 ass shot pls my dude

please post more

idc if it's a troll lol
it's always nice to have someone to talk to

Prostitutes of course.

THanks bro

No, luckily not. And probably she wouldn't leave me for that (she is much younger and reeeeeally in love)... but it's better not.

Anyway I've shared things from other sets (sometimes face, most times not), but nobody ever made the connection

fuck you for coming here with your perfect gf and gloating about these pics and giving us just enough to drive us crazy

fuck you

Seriously, its infuriating

I lived there for a couple years, frankly all I can add to this chain is
Minimize your potential as victim - Money, cards, phone, passport:--- Secure at all times: especially around red light lanes..
And ffs be polite, that shit goes a long way.

sorry guys. Really.

If those would stay on Sup Forums... I would gladly share. But it doesn't work this way

> nobody in this thread mentioning whore houses, prostitution or encouraging OP to get fucked

I'm disappointed in you b

Delft is nice, little bit quaint but still an appealing place, however, I recommend Den Haag.
Truly beautiful with all the trimmings Amsterdam has with more within spitting distance!
(Seek out Creamers if your passing)

i wont tell you where but somewhere in the housing sections of the canals there is a very off the path coffee shop that is in a basement. you will have to go down a few stairs to get to the door which is so short you will have to hunch over to fit through. inside you will find a coffee shop that non of the tourists now about or visit and you can have a toke in peace with a few locals and play a game of pool.

find it.