Well I'm going to watch this out of morbid curiosity. What can I expect...

Well I'm going to watch this out of morbid curiosity. What can I expect? The 15% RT score hasn't done anything to raise my hopes.

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Expect to constantly think, "hm, this is not how normal people talk and interact"

Best part by far is the Muslim girl plotline. It's fucking hilarious and I'm surprised it never became a meme.The entire movie is worth it for that one scene, you'll know which one when you see it.

Rad, I'll be on the lookout for that.

truly horrendous

The only thing better than this is the sequel.

You know those ms paint comics where one side is portrayed as incoherent and angry? This is that in movie form.

Holy shit, this looks like the beginning of an awful porno.
youtube.com/watch?v=j2IF1-IO_SM

it's literally A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi The Movie

It's a fun movie made by Christians for Christians and people who aren't easily offended. It makes fun of atheists and pushes stereotypes in so bad it's hilarious ways. I enjoyed watching it though some scenes are kind of cringy.
If you are a fedora atheist it will trigger you. If you take it seriously you will think it sucks. But the movie is basically Christian escapism and it's good at it. I watched it when I was an atheist and I laughed WITH the movie, not at it. I'm a Catholic now (not because of this movie though).

What scene? The one where the brother tells on her? I died from laughing

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I remember when the movie came out, while I still had not seen it, I was in college and suddenly a random number texted me "God is dead". I understood what it meant after I watched the movie (although of course the movie asks people to text "God is NOT dead" to all their contacts). I thought that was pretty funny and I never had a real life movie tie in experience like that so it was neat.

Haha yea when her dad beats her, while she yells about jesus being her lord and savior

So instead of tipping fedoras, you tip little boys over?

I love this copy and paste

spot on

no its not

Nah, I'm busy helping other people and doing charity work instead of doing typical atheist stuff like arguing on the internet about how god is not real because darwin.

>fun
yeah uh about that

it triggers atheists and doesn't give a shit, that's kind of fun

But you still get a little of dat sweet sweet boy love though, right?

>It's a fun movie made by Christians for Christians and people who aren't easily offended
you mean "It's a retarded move made by Christians for Christians and makes fun of every single group besides Christians."

Well, every works deserve a pay right?
I like to be paid in nature.

Anyone have the longer version of this?

Yes. Not gonna lie, that's exactly it. I enjoyed it for what it was.

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Just add more buzzwords as you see fit. It's like a stew for copy and paste

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLYafQUDrOk

No, I mean, I'm like thirty minutes into this and its really fucking boring. I was hoping there would be some so-funny-its-bad moments but I'm just bored.

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retarded double think and lots of martyr complexes