Walk into the club and this tardigrade attaches itself to your girl's ass

Walk into the club and this tardigrade attaches itself to your girl's ass.
what do?

bottle the wanker

u wot m8?

Push him into the vacuum of space for 20 minutes.

>implying he won't come back with a vengeance

Fucking water bears think they can do whatever the fuck they want

> reminds me a good hentai
Hope that beast will fuck her ass and cum inside.

Seen these bastards give birth before.

nothing i needed to roll a 20 on my spot check to see that little shit.

Man... the tardigrade is my favorite fucking animal, so I wouldn't do anything. My girlfriend would have to feel glad to have one in her ass.

Dump the girl and date the water bear

water bears are amazing

send it into space, surely that will kill it!

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Because they can

moss piglets are not vincible
theres nothing you can do

Ima put it into liquid oxygen for 20 months.

ha Id just dehydrate the fucker for 100 years

Best answer, water bears are awesome.

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give up, there's no defeating water bears

there's plenty of other chicks out there though

>COOLFAX: when a tardigrade goes into stasis and loses nearly all the water in its body, it will actually CHANGE ITS OWN GENETICS on waking

>the only known organism that can achieve this at will, the tardigrade will break down nearby organic material for the right genetic material to fully adapt

>this ability and its existence since precambrian periods explains how its so good at adapting.

>it is literally the accumulation of all the most adaptive genetics in the history of life on earth, I cannot even conceive of a more perfect lifeform

>moss piglets

Only way to kill'em is to squish'em. So, squish girls's ass, two birds with one stone

tardigradesre pretty aweseom

Water bears are awesome.

They're almost invulnerable.

So let me get this straight...

>They outnumber us.
>They are invincible.
>They are capable of surviving interstellar travel.
>They can exist at the depths of the ocean.
>They can adapt their own DNA.
>They're taking our women.

What's the fucking point?

Does anyone else hear that wooshing sound?

Thats a sea pig

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Do a 360 and walk away

never moonwalk a tard

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Fucking right. This cunt would swim along your optic nerve soon as walk upon you with his many feet.

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