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>be Irish
>ultra Irish nationalist but don't mind the English
>English/Brits no likey
>Scots want to colonize us
>Welsh want English to colonize us
>Northern English always try to murder us
>southern English are the only cool kids but the power behind the murder
>EVEN FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE HATE ME BECAUSE NIL GAILGE AGAMSA

im stress

moving to Brentford 2bh

nigger! nigger!!!!!!!!!

rah there's a dead mc on the floor

Mentioned

bit racist

would appreciate to cease living ta xx

Underrated Wham song

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>he was born in a year starting with 198

lmao fuck off to your retirement home grandpa

I GOTTA LET YOU GO

it's great being from the southwest, able to whip racist poortherners and londoners into a frenzy by the mere mention of London's primate city status or it's ethnic makeup

bit gay

>Wham

Shan't

new profile picture lads

>primate city
>filled with coons
pottery

Wish the crossover car meme would just die

>being this insecure

definitely gained some weight over the holidays

>southwest

i bet your family tree looks like a utility pole

never been able to take a selfie. feels way to twatish like yeah i reckon i look great here how blind am i??

>aran jumper
Stop appropriating Irish culture thanks xx

I enjoy foreplay but for some reason I hate actual sex

what the FUCK am I like lads haha

I will not be praying for a terrorist state like Israel

>Wish the crossover car meme would just die

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my family are all from scotland or northern ireland desu, they just escaped to somewhere where life is worth living

please add a trigger warning to these posts as there are some of us here that have never held a girls hand
thanks

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Moved into a new place, i swear one of the girls is a tranny. Cute. But tranny. No normal girl acts like the way this thing does.

>holidays
FOY

What do you hate about it?

WIsh YOU would just die

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I'd do Blaire White but I'm not gay

>beard comes up to your cheeks
>nothing sticks out
the absolute state of you

sorry, the vacations

if you listen to wham you are gay. sorry to break it to you but that is the truth

haha

>He doesn't get laid so much that he feels mild annoyance everytime there is a notification from the various online dating services he uses, at the prospect of his reproductive instincts taking over once again and making him take a taxi to a random part of Bangkok and have sex with an exotic stranger

>ho
ah yes

reported to the NAACP, BLM, and my local SJW

laffed

i want to cummy in mummy darkness

Christmas

Wham was a straight band, men and women still shag to Careless Whisper and Last Christmas on the regular

do they offer retirement homes to 27 year olds? i'll need to look into this in all honesty

Wish I could grow a proper thick beard.

heard thailad denied you when you asked to meet up with him LOL cucked by a nonce

Welcome fellow Brit
>online dating services
Ahh yes, it is a well known fact that they are brimming with attractive women who can get a strong, confident man

Runt

New Year's is a holiday

Ah yes, Stormzy will surely be breaking new ground by performing rap at the popular music event "Coachella"

If she/he made the full transition to woman I'd shag her/him

didn't know nordees receive enough benefits to move out of the council estate

As one girl described it, "do you feel like you're doing work?"

I don't connect at all with anyone I've had sex with so I become nonchalant and sometimes just straight out leave. Even trying to remember sex is like a blur at times, my brain just goes out the window.

Must be some kind of anxiety or something haha

post choons lads

Whatever, I was just memeing to begin with

put on some smooth rhythm and blues

thinking about becoming a teacher so i can redpill my students

1/3rd of our population claims DLA lad

>im in the screenshot

nice

not liking the Growlers is literally eunuch tier

might aswell go with the way of your taste and evaporate skyward

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>it is a well known fact that they are brimming with attractive women who can get a strong, confident man
>He doesn't know that in thailand, It is indeed a well-known fact.

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would be absolutely terrified all class that someone would raise their hand and ask a simple question that I didn't know the answer to or I couldn't solve a problem or something

business idea: move to the uk and shitpost in /brit/ pretending to be a native

Try having a relationship m8, the sex is much better

>I've had sex

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not like this doesn't happen all the time, most teachers are morons

sorry but I've filed a patent on that idea

straight up reckon a 2/10 could get a root in thailand. you're only strengthening that claim you loser

Almost time for beddy byes lads

Just say you don't know and then look it up. Students hate those snobby twats who can't admit they're wrong or think they have to know absolutely everything all the time

Fancy getting dinner from nandos. Always like going there it's full of the most stereotypical #lad spice boys you can imagine.

How they walk out like that and don't feel like twats is beyond me.

my year 12 physics teacher used to get corrected by kids in the class
he was more of a failed photographer than a physics teacher

Natives: Scots, Welsh, Irish.

not natives (Rasheed): Englels

I don't know anyone else who's had as bad a time finding a partner as I have ahaha

I believe I gave a series of runtish kik screenshots last year regarding the last crazy bitch

Way ahead of you I'm afraid

Could have seen him just before Xmas but didn't realise before it was too late.

>Northern Ireland
>Spring: 3-10C and rain and wind
>Summer: 5-15C and rain
>Autumn: 5-13C and rain and wind
>Winter: 2-10C and rain and wind
The fuck is wrong with weather in this place? The rest of the UK gets pretty much normal weather all year round, maybe except for Scotland.
I haven't seen snow since 2010 when we got few inches which is fucking nothing. No wonder over 30% of people in NI is on antidepressants.

Same here lad. I try however to do my best and give girls a good penetrative experience as a service to humanity almost. It is so important to them and they seem to enjoy it so much.

seen him like 3 times desu

what's a spice boy

Fucking hell PJW is swimming in yank vag, his entire Twitter is like this

*clicks update*
*spacebars three times*
*sees no (You)s*
*change tab*
*repeat*

It's a game of patience and trail and error lad
You'll get there

are you the lad who constantly gets cancelled on by tinder dates

>surely my gf will have her period soon

pray for me boyos

Hope you knocked her up, normie

first thing tomorrow i'm gonna punch lenny

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> this starts playing on the radio
> it was her song for us
> mfw

PJW seems like he would be such a loudmouth cunt in real life, shouting about the ess jay doubleyoos in the pub and that

Winter would be more like -5 to 7 with constant wind, we just don't get snow

Why does the alt right pretend they hate degenerates?

b-b-but grimes music is really culturally important and sheit

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Bunda

Get the feeling PJW is really bad with women

MICHael Mooooooore ... IS A sack of SHIT