ITT: We all live in the same small medieval village

ITT: We all live in the same small medieval village.

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I have potatoes! I am but a humble potato farmer.

Then the niggers migrated there.
>fuck you op I ain't living with niggers

Fuck off Bob I called this sheep

The niggers were still in Africa doing nigger things.
Sandnigger has invaded the village!

Look's like the Crow's Perch from the Witcher

Ok.

How does one go about joining the Guard?
seems like a sweet gig

Alright bob? How's the wife doing? Want to go out for a pint? I hear the fags from the next village over have been talking of war.

Jo, imma crusade me some arabs. Any peasant wanna be cannonfodder?

Im the landlord

STAND DOWN FOR MY ARMY WILL TEAR YOUR WALLS DOWN AND RAPE YE WENCHES!!!!!

so like any every population center in the middle east in 2016?

YOUR MEN ARE MORE HANDSOME THEN OUR WENCHES! HAVE A GO AT THEM YOU BUNDLE OF STICKS!!!

Hello neighbor, I'm running a high fever and vomited blood this morning but I'm sure everything is fine ! There have a sip of my beer.

Im sure God will heal your sickness for being so generous and he will definitly not wipe us all out with a plague.
> sips beer

first set of trips is the town rapist

to hell with that, im goin to the pub!

if there is a ditch around the village, doesn't it makes us vulnerable against galleys

You Irish bastard

AHHHH HEAR YE HEAR YE THINE BRETHREN OUR PIKES ARE NOT THE ONLY THINGS THAT ARE HARD AND POINTY
MY FAITHFUL COMPANION NiggeriusTiSerios
Will MILK HIS ELL IN YE EYES

Invent gunpowder, produce makeshift flintlock rifles. Shoot an African american

YOUR COMPANIONs EEL WILL MILK ITSELF ONCE I SHOVE MY CLUB UP HIS ARSE! A BUNCH OF PRETTY BOYS YOU AND YOUR ARMY ARE. YOU COULD NOT PUT OUT A CANDLE WITH YOUR ARSE IF YOU SAT ON IT FOR YOUR CHEEKS ARE TO FAR APART FROM THE PUNISHMENT THEY COLLECTED FROM YOUR MEN.

>start resisting imperialistic romans

this guys a witch

these damn romans, what did they ever do for us???

Personal hygiene. Shame the niggers didn't listen

BURN HIM!!!!!!!

These 12 hours on the field sure are exhausting
>fuck summer
Where is my 10th cup of ale you filthy heretic pagans

Potatoes aren't in the bible so it's assumed we don't eat them. Burn this devil-crop farming bastard! Burn him at the stake!

This water is brown and very smelly, however we don't have any alternative and I am thirsty.

On another note, blood has been coming from my rear since a few days.

They managed to conquer all of gaul besides our little village

All of you niggers stand down and give me all of your gold or else I'll end everything! I'm a time travelling jew you fucking plebs.

>post picture of Germanic hill fort
>Medieval village

i throw some rocks at the village jew

this village has a distinct lack of females

we need a weed-plantage

"I cut my finger."
Dies of plague.

Hear ye! Hear ye!
OP is still a faggot

can we rape there OP

I have smallpox

I leave before canibalism becomes the rule

everything smells like pis and shit
the women are hairy, smelly, and disgusting
the ale is watered down and the food more disgusting than the females
shit poor, illiterate, everybodies sick and theres no drugs
might as well go crusade
at least Ill an hero or make sum copper

Don't drink water, that stuff's bad for you. Dink only ale.

Time to abandon feudalistic society and let the Bourgeoisie rule already

How many people go on Sup Forums an average a day

3

Excuse me, filthy kaffir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour Muhammed the Molester? No need to go on any crusade.

MONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS
*Chinghis Khan song intensifies*

Medieval you faggot. Potatoes were brought from america way later

>shoot an African american
>African american
>american

Pray tell sir, whatever do you mean?

Op is the village virgin.

Uh boy, these lumps on my skin sure are painful. But I gave my entire savings to the church so I'm sure it'll stop soon. :)

not for long

may god be with ye friend, have some ale on me

Anyone have any spare iron daggers?

Allahu akbar, Allah is great, fuck murica, Im a jihad

Sorry, wrong village, see you in like 2000 ish years :D

Out of mine way serfs, knight coming through. Be on thine best behavior.

I COME TO SELL SPECIAL SPICES FROM ASIA

Hi im the good guy

niggers

Ooh. Thou art spitting fire like a dragon.

THis heretic have some devil vegetable unknown in this land

SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE, Burn that motherfucker!

Chastity Belts !!
Chastity Belts... come to buy a chastity belt for your wife!!

It's the best selling item on the court, noblemen, knights and serfs alike buy this fine product Only 1 gold coin for the belt, 10 gold coins for the key

Why yes this adventurer sold me 77 of them yesterday after making them in 2 minutes at my forge.

Selling rune scimmy 4k gp. Good price.

WHO THE FUCK PLEASURED HIMSELF IN THE TOWN WELL AGAIN

Swindling nigger, GUARDS, GUARDS! Arrest the nigger!

WHY IS THERE SEMEN ON MY DOOR

>die of pleague

The king last time he was here, couldn't say shit to the guy. I've been boiling water from the river.

OYEZ OYEZ OYEZ
YE OP IS A FAGGOT

WHY does my cattle have syphilis

we have our own molesters thank you

Thou shalt bring dees potatoes to thy heevenly lord

I have to agree with you, Thomas The Town Rapist. No need for more than one.

GETAFIX PREPARE THE POTION!!! THE ROMANS ARE COMING AND ILL NOT LET OBELIX TAKE EM ALL THIS TIME

where is the wench the archduke needs to unfill his meat potatos

>I have potatoes! I am but a humble potato farmer.
Fuck you fag, This isn't the Early Modern period. Unless you're a wagonburner, you don't have potatoes eurofag

>Potatoes aren't in the bible so it's assumed we don't eat them. Burn this devil-crop farming bastard! Burn him at the stake!
They were though. God let Adam see all the plants and animals and name them all. Boring fucking day.

>Burn him at the stake!
You realize it didn't work like that, right? If you were accused of Heresy, you were given at least 1 warning before execution. For witchcraft accusations, you could get out of them by naming you accuser(and you could name more than 1). Hell, the 'trial by ordeal' bullshit was vehemently hated back in the Middle Ages and even questioned as a form of heresy due to it demaning that God does work for man other than the Eucharist.


Learn history or shut up and die. No one needs to hear liberal lies

Meat! Fresh Meat on a stick!
Not poached nor nothing!
Get it 'fore maggots set in!

I was actually referring to Daniel the Diddler

>1351
>Not dying of the plague

You suck cocks?

>All of you niggers stand down and give me all of your gold or else I'll end everything! I'm a time travelling jew you fucking plebs.
You relize that in the Middle Ages cities basically didn't exist(or were less important) and thus a ~120kt nuclear bomb being ground-burst wouldn't do shit except give merchants(Jews) cancer as they visited the (former)town.

nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Don't confuse 5psi and 20psi zones.

>Invent gunpowder
how?

>STAND DOWN FOR MY ARMY WILL TEAR YOUR WALLS DOWN AND RAPE YE WENCHES!!!!!
Wasn't until the 30 Years War(1600s) that villiages were attacked. Battles would normally take place AWAY from civilians.

Learn2historian

I hate the French

Wives! Wives for sale!
Only slightly soiled!

>makeshift flintlock rifles
Huh? You're forgetting matchlocks and wheellocks. Also, how are you planning on building the doglock?

>this guys a witch
And he named you for accusing him, newfag, and now you're in serious trouble.

You don't accuse people of crimes they didn't commit back then unless you wanted to risk receiving the very punishment they could've gotten.

>Doesn't know the difference between an empire and a state
What are you going to do? kill the messengers?
No Trade winds = no Blacks unless you're planning on walking up the Nile.

Is Travian still a thing?

I'm Jack the Raper

Bit early for him.

Plague doesn't work like that. They had alchohol back then and bathing was common till the plague hit.

That means there hasn't been enough warfare to even out the sexes.

no

Says the knight who's responsible for people being poor

no shit. Everyone knew that

Faggots, the worse that you'll have happen is you'll be buying Saffron cut with gold dust. The rat shit in the large peppercorns may be a nuisance but you can figure out how to get those out.


You're arguing with an "expert"

>buy
you buy spices and foods, not metal objects. No Jew wants to be walking hundreds of miles to sell you a fucking hunk of metal when you can make on yourself. The weight in saffron, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, almonds, etc would render metal trading pointless.

>I hate the French
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger

Everyone does. All they do is swing from masts and eat bananas. Some English peasents found one and lynched him.

Didn't work like that you liberal faggot. Go bitch about the patriarchy in reddit where the locals are more gullible.

They knew how to cook back then. Often they'd cook meat 3 times just to make sure it was done but without burning it(no thermometers).

And the internet was supposed to make us smarter. What kind of faggots are ITT?