Pls stop being mean to keanu ;_;

pls stop being mean to keanu ;_;

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John Wick was really his creative lifesaver; without it he only has his millions of dollars and his good looks.

DELETE THIS

If RT says it's bad, then it's kino.

hes working with ana de armas again? lucky bastard

Is he in debt? Why is he picking shitty roles, dude needs to fire his agent.

The BvS school of thought

IT WAS FREE PIZZA!

This movie was completely raped in editing to some completely different story

that pizza is so dry tho

sad keanu can't even afford a decent pizza ;-;

i want to buy him some food :(

Dude's fucking loaded, he just likes to act.

there was a video that talks about why this movie is shit. Keanu was just supposed to make a small role, but execs put him front and center to sell. originally about some magical mexican girl and her ability to see angels or some shit.

>EXPOSED

Sup Forums pls go

Keanu is going to join MCU
You heard it here first

I hope so

get a load of this smug bastard

Why is Keanu so pure.

Critics suck.

>mfw Keanu as Sentry

This could have been good if production didn't edit out half of the fucking movie

But as who? Maybe they'll give him a small part in Agents of SHEILD?

I'd love that.

>sad in public
>keanu reeves comes out of the crowd and hugs you
This would quite literally be the greayest day of my and anyone else's life.

But he didn't write that, that's a fan facebook page.

>ywn 3gun with Keanu

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

It's not fair

Fuck that shitty show.
He would fit perfectly in the MCU, and maybe Evans would bring his smile back.

>they rewrite the Sentry's troubles to mirror Keanu's

At first I dismissed this as shitpost but then I realized that Keanu would be perfect Dr Strange instead of Bundersnatch.
Also he'd make good Iron Fist but the role is taken by fuckin Loras.
Keanu as Silver Surfer or Sentry would be great

muh Spanish waifu

Who paid critics this time?

this

turn out the film was fucked up by a recut,
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Looking kind of Sean Young there, Ana

;_;

>people obsess over young hamill and not this

Tasteless droogs

this tbqhsd

you think so?

>golden eyes

Hallowed are the Ori!

Exposed was a horrible piece of shit and keanu is barely in it. It is basically aimed at poor religious latinos who are also somewhat criminals, im not shitting you thats the target audience.

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Apparently it was royally fucked in post.
Edited into an entirely different film from what was originally intended and disowned by its director.
So 5% isn't exactly cruel or unfair.

I watched this the other day, I really enjoyed it.

Literally dating a tranny.
He's a degenerate

>that scene where keanu hisses directly into the camera
Pure Kinu

She got cast in Blade Runner 2 coincidentally.

Actually, he's only dating her metaphorically.

bill and ted when
i though they said they were making it

saw this movie
it was made by a spaniard
and i think experienced movie watchers know what that means

DISNEY MAKE IT HAPPEN

DEAR SHILLS
REPORT THIS UP THE CHAIN

she's cuban

buñuel and erice were spaniards

I always see this picture and I think "Keanu could play Wolverine"

Are you an assblasted Mexican or any kind of Latin American? Can't think of anybody else so filled with hatred and a sense of inferiority towards Spaniards that would cross their way so much as to point such a stupid shit just to taint their reputation a little bit.

Ever heard of Amenábar or Almodóvar?

Btw, how do you know who is the director of the movie?
>Declan Dale is a pseudonym used much in the way that the name Alan Smithee was used for films that a director has disowned. Dale's only film is Exposed, a Keanu Reeves thriller that was significantly edited by Lionsgate Premiere without the original director's permission.

ana de armas was so fucking hot in knock knock.

Her family is 100% of Spanish origins (from León and Palencia the wiki says), like most white Cubans anyway. She has double nationality and has lived in Spain until she moved to Los Angeles. To me her origins are a remarkable thing as most Hispanic-Americans are basically mestizos or full-blown brown midget Native Americans with Spanish surnames.

nah if the audience score is that low

>caring about rotten tomatoes or other review sites
>caring about what people who get paid to give positive or negative reviews think
>not having your own opinion

He's definitely Mexican, I've know them my whole life, and only they always start shit with other Spanish speaking countries.

It's not wise to write
>Are you assblasted
Followed by a paragraph in response to an innocuous post

/thread
/argument for all time

That's a lot of butt pain for such a vague sentence.
>it was made by a spaniard and i think experienced movie watchers know what that means

what?

> in response to an innocuous post

It wasn't innocuous, it was a poisoned and stupid comment.

>5% scoring film

>"it's made by a Spaniard if you what I mean ;)"

Oh fuck off.

Silver Surfer would be perfect.

Mexicans are definitely the most repulsive, toxic and disgusting vermin of the Hispanic American shithole, filled with hate towards themselves and the world and always frustrated for their lack of a sense of belonging, having to use a foreign language, names and surnames that belong originally to a far away people in Europe that conquered and cucked them forever. This people will never find peace until they abandon their "Spanish" identity and go back to doing sacrificial rituals and cannibalism, a thing which isn't really far away from happening anyway.

Gay

Season 2 finale was shit though

>implying young Hamill isn't perfection

i...i liked it

It's really shit movie.

Perfect/10