Joey comes in to the apartment, slams the door: >Hey Ross! (Laughing in the backround starts) >Sooo. What were you doing buddy? >Oh, I didn't told you? I was out.. (Laughter intensifies) >With who? >With Monica! (Sides are now in orbit, people are shitting and braking their ribs from laughing so hard)
Like srlsy, can somone explain me the main gag of this shit show? I mean, I try to watch it but it feels like I'm watching people with down syndrome, implying that the prestented humor is ACTUALLY FUNNY AS FUCK NO ITS CANCER
If the germans ever do a replay of the holocaust, their going to put people into the showers, and play them all seasons of friends. Till all of them die.
We need to talk about your TPS reports. Do you fucking have them or not?
Blake Scott
>Like srlsy >can somone explain me the main gag of this shit show? We will... when you stop talking like a huge cocksucker.
Connor Martinez
Tou sound faggy and pompous. Might want to work on that.
Cameron Collins
tou?
Sry i don't speek fag. Never been to france either.
Henry Hughes
Friends and Seinfeld are the only 2 sitcoms I can watch. The two that I think are the worst are the big bang theory, which I will sometimes put on as background noise while working, and Two Broke Girls, which I watched while high on morphine one night in the hospital.
Dylan Gray
TBS has been cancer for the past couple years
Robert Ramirez
Yeah, at least it looks like Big Bang theory is on its last season, I dont know whats happening with Two Broke Girls, but that show was hard to watch even while high as a kite.
Brayden Jenkins
Fucking hate two broke girls. The girl with the dark hair may be extremely fuckable, but she makes too many jokes about her life being bad. Like, we get it. And I don't even want to talk about BBT. They had a good game going but went downhill
Hunter Stewart
>needing background noise >not using Ambient
go kill you are self
Grayson Jenkins
its fucking hilarious =, its satire on their generation ,but you wouldn't know anything about that would you, when were you born kid 2008?
Jayden Young
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Charles Thompson
ok
Jonathan Taylor
Se ablah?
Gabriel Price
>not using Ambient I always end up driving off cliffs.
Do people still pay for cable programming?? Why not cut the cord user-sun?
Adrian Thompson
The only reason to ever watch this show is to see young Jennifer Anniston in pantyhose
Brayden Taylor
he prolly doesn't understand anything not in meme format
Jaxon Kelly
>braking their ribs >braking
Brandon Kelly
...
Tyler Thomas
Did you know: Jetskis is actually a Russian word for a mode of transportation used by Russians in the Siberian Tundra. It's actually a coincidence that the word Jetskis is also comprised of two English words Jet and Skis. The original Russian version ACTUALLY used a jet engine!
Daniel Reed
Industrial EBM
Isaiah Cruz
I dont think you know what Ambient is though
Joshua Long
You just made that up
Brayden Thomas
I think you just summed up Season 1 of new Top Gear, OP.
Landon Mitchell
I don't think at all. It makes life easier.
Dylan Bailey
>If the germans ever do a replay of the holocaust, their going to put people into the showers, and play them all seasons of friends. Till all of them die. Not youtubing and knowing of the most popular sitcom Heil Honey I'm Home
Jennifer Aniston began undressing for our pleasure 15 years too late. I wish she'd done racy movies when she had that face and that gorgeous body. Now she's over the hill and trying too hard.
Luis Rivera
I occasionally watch two broke girls to watch kat Dennings be a stupid bimbo with huge tits
Hudson Brooks
I furiously masturbated to her for about 5 straight years.
Juan Cook
by which I mean Jennifer Aniston.
Leo Morris
I always preferred Matthew Perry
Jack Robinson
Monica was super hot for a couple of seasons too
Ian Foster
spent years masturbating to her while trying to block out David Schwimmer's face.
Julian Jenkins
True, but I was too busy masturbating to Rachel. I thought of Monica more as a pal. That I could eventually have sex with if and when we got drunk.
Owen Cooper
So you tried to go for the face of the nerdy anthropologist that everybody on the show made fun of? Why not Joey... or even Chandler.
Logan Brown
Where is the love for Phoebe
Cameron Cook
Just unbelievable quality.
Landon Bell
block out the face, not include the face. what the fuck.
Andrew Gray
watch it for the atmosphere, not the laughs.
>implying you felt nothing when chandler proposed
Parker Gutierrez
don't find her attractive at all. too goofy.
Jack Bennett
she was extremely attractive, I agree.
Carter Jones
I dont know why I read that as "make the face of David Schwimmer" but I just pictured some pre teen jerking it to Rachel while trying to make the face of Ross to complete the role play
Angel Sanders
lol
she could def get the bone, she just wasn't on the same level
Matthew Taylor
Most fuckable character on the show
Asher Cook
haha, fair enough. that's hilarious. I was also masturbating to Winona Ryder, I guess I had eclectic tastes.
Jaxon Richardson
winona is a solid fap selection
Logan Hall
nah, always reminded me of an ostrich. different strokes for different folks.
Lincoln Lewis
it was mostly her face and those eyes
Evan Jones
her outfits killed me.
Jacob Anderson
so good in Dracula
Henry Price
I dont know why, but I always thought the sex with her would be the best, Rachel was a rich spoiled brat for most of her life, and Mon is a bitch, Phoebe was the most easy going character in the show, and would probably be up for anything in bed.
Easton Thomas
yeah, the way she bit into Gary Oldman's body. crazy sex drive Winona is the best Winona.
Grayson Walker
maybe you're right. hey, I wouldn't kick her out of bed!
Chase Jackson
Schwimmer as a paleontologist wasn't believable at all. If paleontologists had that face I would reject evolution to become a creationist.
Bentley Sullivan
It was a shit show. Compare it to everything else that was on at that time. Lot's of shit around then. Full House was a hit too,
Nicholas Morgan
Full House was full retard. I actually thought the "cut-it-ou!" guy was retarded. And the little twin babies had Down's syndrome faces.
Dylan Thompson
Same criteria I use, not he hottest, but who would be the best fuck, came to the same conclusion. ^5 bro!
Ryder Collins
Muh nigga
Eli Cox
Yeah, lots of shit, that's how mediocre things like liquid television and action cop shows were cutting edge when they came around.
Ethan James
...
Samuel Ward
This just became a rekt thread!
Josiah Howard
So are we going to talk about who would be the best fuck on full house now?
Evan Watson
that sister who was on drugs irl, what was her name again?
James Rogers
>braking their ribs
Somebody slow down those ribs!
Nolan Morales
You came in over 60 replies late, and made the most autistic post in a thread full of faggots talking about which fictional character from a shitty sitcom they would rather fuck, how does it feel to be you?
Owen Rivera
Rebecca or Kimmy, easy one.
How far back you want to go? Is Alice or Silver Spoons still on the list, are we Pre-Rosanne or Post-Rosanne here?
Nicholas Fisher
I came right on time. Feels good, man. How does it feel to be a boy trapped in a girl's body?
Colton Young
>how far back From episode 1, to the finale is fair game
Josiah Murphy
Seinfeld had the hottest chicks BY FAR. They played losers who always had top tier girlfriends (and a new one almost every episode), which I always found odd. Even Monica was there. And Teri Hatcher.
Benjamin Johnson
Check your top sitcoms list, Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a very high rated show at the time and beat Seinfeld hands down!
Charles Phillips
>listing sitcoms with the hottest chicks >not even bringing up iCarly
Ryder Sanders
Never watched, but I very much doubt it. From season 2 onwards Jerry's character was consistently dating the hottest young actresses and models of that time.
Chase Bell
Yeah, the fact that they had to sometimes kiss Jerry's jew mouth made me cringe.
Gabriel Phillips
Ok, I was more an Ally McBeal kinda guy, Sabrina was a daughters favorite I could stomach, couldn't do iCarly, but I see the appeal.
Nathaniel Smith
Ok, I admit, you might have me. I have indeed watched almost every episode of it, but I really didn't like it and there was so much cringe I might have missed some of the better parts. IF you want to see how twisted I am as an individual, I preferred Frasier.
Evan Perez
it was only watchable in 2001
Luke Price
Ally McBeal looked like she had no teeth. Kyra Sedgwick had that same kind of mouth.
Hudson Stewart
Frasier was great. Love that show.
Gavin Smith
I was in the army, everyone I knew was skinny, what can you do? Got over the skinny preference years ago, but that was then.
Aiden Davis
I had a huge crush on Kramer. (girl here)
Luke Gutierrez
Re-watched it last year. Hated the laugh track but the jokes only seem to get funnier as I get older. I don't find a lot of that without George Carlin being involved.
Hunter Cooper
I think you just gave a lot of goofy tall Sup Forumstards hope.
David Cook
Marisa Tomei
Joseph Wood
There was definitely something about that big lanky hipster doofus.
Colton Green
EXACTLY. Among many others. Although I only realized how fucking hot se was in the Wrestler and that other movie where's she's buttfucked by the late P. Seymour Hoffman.
Anthony Mitchell
definitely underrated. best body I've ever seen on a 40 year-old.
Noah Johnson
here you go user.
Jackson James
I always had it out for her, and what she grew up into, wow.......
Brody Richardson
Samfaggin obviously
Josiah Evans
much obliged. this one's for you.
Carson Collins
Stunning. Good old days when I'd spend a whole day downloading a couple of pictures of her.
Christian Anderson
God we're that old ? Remember when Friends was THE NEW THING.
Noah Smith
it's like we're always stuck in second gear.
Charles Gonzalez
When it hasn't been our day, our week, our month, or even our year