Things not to do when at party
Things not to do when at party
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Dress like a Nazi
why not?
Pretend you're Klint Howard
Shit in the sink.
Get smashed before everyone else, hitting on girls thats not drunk
I got TRIPS! FUCK YEAH!
AND DUBS!
Do NOT Deny CLINT HOWARD!
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Strike up a conversation about how The Return of the Jedi was basically 9/11
Looks like he's ejaculating
Holy shit
The dog
I could watch this all night long
Interrupt me while I was watching Ow My Balls
Strike up a conversation about the melting temperature of steel beams
Kill yourself. People hate that for some reason.
Look away while your buddy's spinning his head faster than visible light
As a jet fuel enthusiast, I object.
9/11
Shut up, Michael
spend unatural amount of time with their pets
Smell up the bathroom so bad it melts the face of the next guy who goes in there
As an organ grinder, I object.
Y tho
Talk about how you scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk HS
But muh legacy...
Refuse to stop screaming "It's NAWT AH TOOMAH!"
Because Nazis never got Nukes
Not German Nazis.
Claim to be the Captain of the Fesarious, a ship of the First Federation
Ayyyyyy lmao
Utilizer.
Cum in your pants 5min after you get there
Mark it an 8 when it's supposed to be a ZERO
Call Lenny Carl or Vice versa
> Stand next to this guy
Know what ah Mean, Vern?
Steal this Muthafucka's red stapler
Go to a party with this guy, then walk up to him and say
"Look, it's the biggest No. 2 in history.... next to what I left in the BOWL THIS MORNING!"
Jesus Christ
Tell a bunch of VN stories while standing next to this guy
BURN IT WITH FIRE
wat now
Talk about Sup Forums
But he is about to cum on your face.
You shut your whore mouth.
Call the cops
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How your mom sucks you off every night before bed
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Stare at the host's girlfriend.
Pull down your pants,jerking off while screaming "CLOWN PORN IS THE BEST PORN! "
Muh dick. She needs to go into porn.
show up
She wants it and he's too much of a pussy to address the matter.
Dubs of truth
Hand this guy a doobie, or listen to his lady
Come in drag
Bring a non Catholic dog
dubs of confirm
Go near a Vegan
lemme fix that for you...
Cum in drag
Bring two elephants fucking
Spend too much time texting
Give false hope to homeless puppies
take too much acid
Bring your retarded brother
Bring anyone who can't spell Marc
Loudly state you are a vegan feminist.
go by a lotto tickiet!
XD XD
You are a great loser
Create a glory hole somewhere in the house
Fuck a loli
Fuck with a Cop from Ferguson
Interrupt a Gang Bang
Kek'd and Borked sensibly
Go anywhere near this Dicktard
talk to anyone
Invite anyone from Sup Forums
Walk around with a Jesse toy covered in cum
Forget to bring enough crack for everyone
A barrel roll!
Bring your action figure collection
> Especially Vampire Shrek or Gay Batman
This
Also...
>implying any fucking person on here has a) been invited to a party on purpose and b) had the lack of autism to observe the wrong behavior they were almost certainly engaging in that was obvious to everyone else
Walk up to each girl and ask 'Wanna try some FRIES?'
Bring your stoner friend
Get naked WAY too early
How can you be gay when that's standing in front of you?
Make fun of the way very strong, mean people talk
Enjoy yourself
Flirt with this girl
Take liberties with ladies
Take liberties with ladies 2
Don't bring your action figures #2
> Including Lord Door Ladder, complete with Thigh Grenades
fart if recently dealt with diarrhea
Talk Politics
I went past this one, but since you brought it up
Tell me again about your job at the carwash
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Not if it's a Nazi Party! :D