Things not to do when at party

Things not to do when at party

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Dress like a Nazi

why not?

Pretend you're Klint Howard

Shit in the sink.

Get smashed before everyone else, hitting on girls thats not drunk

I got TRIPS! FUCK YEAH!

AND DUBS!
Do NOT Deny CLINT HOWARD!

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Strike up a conversation about how The Return of the Jedi was basically 9/11

Looks like he's ejaculating

Holy shit

The dog

I could watch this all night long

Interrupt me while I was watching Ow My Balls

Strike up a conversation about the melting temperature of steel beams

Kill yourself. People hate that for some reason.

Look away while your buddy's spinning his head faster than visible light

As a jet fuel enthusiast, I object.

9/11

Shut up, Michael

spend unatural amount of time with their pets

Smell up the bathroom so bad it melts the face of the next guy who goes in there

As an organ grinder, I object.

Y tho

Talk about how you scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk HS

But muh legacy...

Refuse to stop screaming "It's NAWT AH TOOMAH!"

Because Nazis never got Nukes

Not German Nazis.

Claim to be the Captain of the Fesarious, a ship of the First Federation

Ayyyyyy lmao

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Utilizer.

Cum in your pants 5min after you get there

Mark it an 8 when it's supposed to be a ZERO

Call Lenny Carl or Vice versa

> Stand next to this guy
Know what ah Mean, Vern?

Steal this Muthafucka's red stapler

Go to a party with this guy, then walk up to him and say
"Look, it's the biggest No. 2 in history.... next to what I left in the BOWL THIS MORNING!"

Jesus Christ

Tell a bunch of VN stories while standing next to this guy

BURN IT WITH FIRE

wat now

Talk about Sup Forums

But he is about to cum on your face.

You shut your whore mouth.

Call the cops

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How your mom sucks you off every night before bed

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Stare at the host's girlfriend.

Pull down your pants,jerking off while screaming "CLOWN PORN IS THE BEST PORN! "

Muh dick. She needs to go into porn.

show up

She wants it and he's too much of a pussy to address the matter.

Dubs of truth

Hand this guy a doobie, or listen to his lady

Come in drag

Bring a non Catholic dog

dubs of confirm

Go near a Vegan

lemme fix that for you...

Cum in drag

Bring two elephants fucking

Spend too much time texting

Give false hope to homeless puppies

take too much acid

Bring your retarded brother

Bring anyone who can't spell Marc

Loudly state you are a vegan feminist.

go by a lotto tickiet!
XD XD

You are a great loser

Create a glory hole somewhere in the house

Fuck a loli

Fuck with a Cop from Ferguson

Interrupt a Gang Bang

Kek'd and Borked sensibly

Go anywhere near this Dicktard

talk to anyone

Invite anyone from Sup Forums

Walk around with a Jesse toy covered in cum

Forget to bring enough crack for everyone

A barrel roll!

Bring your action figure collection

> Especially Vampire Shrek or Gay Batman

This
Also...
>implying any fucking person on here has a) been invited to a party on purpose and b) had the lack of autism to observe the wrong behavior they were almost certainly engaging in that was obvious to everyone else

Walk up to each girl and ask 'Wanna try some FRIES?'

Bring your stoner friend

Get naked WAY too early

How can you be gay when that's standing in front of you?

Make fun of the way very strong, mean people talk

Enjoy yourself

Flirt with this girl

Take liberties with ladies

Take liberties with ladies 2

Don't bring your action figures #2

> Including Lord Door Ladder, complete with Thigh Grenades

fart if recently dealt with diarrhea

Talk Politics

I went past this one, but since you brought it up

Tell me again about your job at the carwash

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Not if it's a Nazi Party! :D