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>makes ylyl thread
>starts off with garbage

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little black kid should be lucio

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never forget

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Bb

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Anyone with the image of "first gear all the way up" game screenshot??

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damn

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>>scan €20 pounds through my lamp
>>is fake it is
>>fuck you lamp say violetly
>>read label, dismiss by manager

can maybe use find real bad people money penny?

Almost lost to this really bad, many times while reading this.

fuck yaaaaaaaaaa

does anyone have that pic with all the "weird" music genres that starts out normie tier then gets to Mahmoud Awad.

worth it

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cool

Cunt.

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Sup fam

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Checked

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That is some real fucking broken English, Pajeet.

I give up

Black on Black violence is never funny

moop

FUCKING KEK

I almost lost to this

>always funny

This... this got me....

I almoat

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youtube.com/watch?v=TZVf1TCsNuk

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I am particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

lost

Was he fingering his own asshole? The nigro I mean, not Messi.

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Niggerbread man?

fuck

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what is this picture

Dubs for the finish

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Nice trips

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dang

LMAO
>The nigro I mean, not Messi

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autistic youtuber that lives in a bathroom
youtube.com/watch?v=xgX2HAeWkVg
youtube.com/watch?v=GZwDXDUYJOg

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cut the racism, fags

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cunt

>join me. On a journey through the cosmos

k

been here fucking years and this is the first time I lost.

No, ass, you retard.

FUCKING 5-STAR POST

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Why don't you like, buy your own personal parakeet?
Call that a paraskeet

I don't get it

Paraskeet

Kek

this

Original gif?

That weird fat guy is actually Vin diesels half brother who he fails to acknowledge in the public domain.

Well played sir, lost for the first time

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project graham

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faggot

Niggrr

>the perfect loop

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Hahaha, i haven't seen this in so long. Always cracks me up

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>meth
Not even once