It's 2016, why don't you cum like this?

It's 2016, why don't you cum like this?

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a load like that would take a week or two to prepare but I fap every day

fun fact: after 3 days your load won't get any larger

Because I don't have a spray bottle available to hold under my dick and spray it while jacking. Great work with camera angles loser.

awww is somebody upset he cant shoot big cums

Why would I give a shit?

you tell me

I don't know, that's why I asked you first.

youre the one that is upset not me, how can I know whats going on in your head

Antidepressants won't even let me get hard. Getting nut is out of the question.

idk man i stopped jerking it for over a month and my load just kept on going for like 10 pumps

Fun fact! It does, did 3 weeks without fapping and shot my face accidentally...

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sorry to hear
after 3 days your body gets rid of the excess
nope, power is not related to volume

Cause i fap at LEAST thrice a day

stop making excuses

Fuck I hated that when I was on them, use to force myself to jack off for hours, wale up in the morning and my dicks all swollen.

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that sounds awful

i don't want to cum like op's picture, but it'd be nice to shoot some fat loads. the thing is, if i'm getting laid i usually do. if i'm whackin' it i don't and i usually have to go three or four times in a row to feel even moderately satisfied.

what about ops picture do you not like?

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>10 ml
>kek

If the holy grail is 10ml how big is the load in op's gif?

I suppose it's because I'm not from a 3rd-world country and get enough protein in my diet. But try edging for a while and maybe you can work up a bigger load. Post a follow-up when you do.

I already did my big cums today

Nice dude. I can shoot loads close to this if I dont cum for 4 or 5 days and eat some soy lecithin granules in yogurt. And then dump a fat load on my Wifes cute little feet and face. Cash

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I once stole my mother's meth pipe. I tried it. I then fapped for almost 10 hpurs straight. When I finally cam. It hit the wall on the opposite side of the room.
Mfw I cam on a wall almost 12 feet away.

Your wife touched my thick mushroom and made me do big cums

>tfw you know that feel

Nice. Yeah meth is fun

Its the only time ive ever enjoyed meth.
Ive tried it twice and the second I hated it. Felt like I had drunken 20 cups of coffee.

>It hit the wall on the opposite side of the room
>tfw you know that feel
>and have it on video

Anybody have a guess?

Why the fuck is your room so dusty?

I dunno, is it that dusty?

>2016
>not doing big cums

the trips speak

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never understood this - is this an american thing? where you dont understand millilitres? cos I blast 10ml on the 4th load of the day

OH SHIT THERES A PLANE

Nice, you put a tube underneath.

ya u still have a small dick tho lel

>what are jeans

You hold your jeans while you wack off?
Yeah, ok. That makes sense.

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well it could be worse, I could have a cock as small as yours

the jealousy is overflowing as much as the cum

okay, would you exchange a couple inches on your pecker for a slightly bigger load?

really?

>implying you have a 10 inch dick

He might be clowning, but he's right.

Made me open my mouth and stick my tongue out.

Shot in low quality and you just overlayed a water spray. Try harder : /

>Because I don't have a spray bottle available to hold under my dick and spray it while jacking.

Yeah, because spray bottles look like that when they spray

I dont get how people think "oh if I just dont cum for a month I'll produce a gallon of jizz"
that's not how the body works!
;)
i wish i had the ability to edit that well

really though, all these claims of fake are pretty flattering

>implying his isn't 4

My ex bf used to cum too much. Girls don't like that honestly that's a fragile guy thing about their ego. You watch entirely too much porn if you think most girls are interested in cum

most girls in porn hate cum

Weird, my girl begs for me to cum all over her face.

okay grill, please confirm OP would be better served with a big dick rather than a big load

>Mfw I cam on a wall almost 12 feet away.
Mfw you were high on meth and only imagined you came at all.

Tits or gtfo

prob cos she thinks you like it

ps. you got a keeper there

Most girls hate it and we pretend not to for our guys sake.

I'm sure your hand begs for you to cum on it big guy.

>if you think most girls are interested in cum

Only matters that SOME girls are interested in cum... and some dudes.

>Nice, you put a tube underneath.
That's his underwear you dumb motherfucker. Watch the whole video.

Cock looks fine to me in this one Or do you think girls actually like having their cervix pounded?

my little penis is locked in a chastity cage. i only make little sissy spurts when my ass gets pegged by my gf

in general, one would prefer a big cock over a big load.

it's like being proud of huge pubes - who cares?

In general, one would prefer you let this go.

Except he has a nicely sized penis and a big load. It's not like he's got a 4" dick. I'd rather his dick than one even 2" bigger regardless of the cumshot size

>You watch entirely too much porn if you think most girls are interested in cum

wrong

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How exactly is my opinion wrong?

Check these quints!

kek

so close..

yet so far away

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That is fucking ridiculous. I thought it was about done on the 6th spurt then the 8th one it is huge again. What the fuck I want to cum like that

Watery cum instead of thick? That pussy doesn't know how to cum whatsoever.

lets see you shoot hot shot

Because I never make it more than 36 hours in between faps, and even if I did, I shoot big, ropey strands that would only take 2 or 3 pumps tops to get that much ejaculate out of my dick. No idea why in OP's gif that guy is jizzing like a clogged sprinkler, but no thanks.

lets see you back up your claims big man

Dueling cumshots?! I've been such a good boy!

bump for more excuses

Who do you think would win? OP or 3 roper?

The faggots still in this thread feverishly updating.

what

The faggots still in the thread waiting for more cumshot webms would be the winners. I'm one of them, so get to posting!

Every time i fuck my hot as fuck balinese wife you faggot.. cant imagine if i took volume pills like your webm...
Your proberly gay if thats all you blow..
Just saying

Oops, replied to wrong one.

oh i see
imgur.com/a/zQyiX
you're welcome
trying pretty hard

This is such a fail thread.
Tensing up and forcing the cum to shoot far doesnt make it a larger amount.
Yall are infertile with that watery ass sperm.
My jizz rarely is that thin.
Its usually stringy and thick. I couldnt cum that far because its too heavy.

Thanks

If you have a favorite from there, post it here

because i dont have balls. i just get a little bit of mostly clear fluid when i cum