ITT: Sup Forums plays MadLibs

ITT: Sup Forums plays MadLibs
We need:
-5 adjectives
-1 adverb
-1 animal
-1 noun
-1 number
-3 parts of the body
-2 plural nouns
-1 food
-1 verb

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COCK

>-5 adjectives
moist
chewy
fleshy
gangrenous
smooth

As a noun or body part?

cocked

Pretzel

I need -your face

face

ass

licked

>1 number
420

cocky

>- 1 animal
weevil

Cocks

moist

Alrighty, we still need:
-1 adverb
-1 noun
-1 plural noun

Plural noun Grumpy Canadians

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Noun: My Girlfriend

Adverb: Illegally

Cocks

Although we believe ourselves to be illegally civilized, most
of us are really cocks at heart, because we still believe in
moist superstitions that began while humans still lived in
Canadians. Some of these superstitions are:

1. If you spill salt, throw some over your left cock for chewy luck.
2. If a black weevil runs in front of you, you are in fleshy trouble.
3. If you break a penis, you will have 420 years of gangrenous luck.
4. Never cock under a ladder.
5. If your face itches, it means you will have a smooth visitor.
6. If you want to keep vampires away from you, always wear a pretzel on a string around your ass.

Amazing

Screen cap for future use

>Never cock under a ladder
Meme

please do more

I never laugh out loud at online content, but I literally exploded when I read that.

On it.
New story:
-2 adjectives
-1 adverb
-1 letter of the alphabet
-4 nouns
-1 body part
-6 plural nouns

Ok OP, I did a new one with what the thread had.

A new and MOIST princess movie is coming out soon! It will be about snow COCK and the 420 dwarfs. Snow COCK is a princess whose beauty threatens her PRETZEL, the Queen.
Snow COCK is forced to flee from COCK and in nearby GRUMPY CANADIANS.
There she discovers the dwarfs LICKING in their GRUMPY CANADIANS. But the queen finds her and casts a CHEWY spell on her.
The dwarfs take care of her until the FLESHY COCK comes to rescue her, and they all live GANGRENOUSLY ever after.

>noun
nigger
cd
ass
dingdong

> letter of the (russian) alphabet
Ц
> body part
Sternocleidomastoid muscle

>adjective
fucking

>Plural nouns
Daisys
Buttholes
Goblins

> adjective
Negroid
> 3 plural nouns
Cockmonglers
Cicadas
Pedophiles

Adjective: "Running" Like a nigger

Just one adverb left.

bloody

>adverb
jerkily!

An inspector from the Department of Health and nigger Services
paid a surprise visit to our fucking school cafeteria. The lunch
special, prepared by our negroid dietician, was spaghetti and
cd-balls with a choice of either an ass salad or
French dasies. The inspector found the meat-buttholes
to be overcooked and discovered a live dingdong in the fries,
causing him to have a sternocleidomastoid muscle ache. In response, he
threw up all over his goblins. In his report, the inspector
jerkily recommended that the school cafeteria serve only
nutritious cockmonglers as well as low-calorie cicadas, and
that all of the saturated pedophiles be eliminated. He rated the
cafeteria a Ц-minus.

im fucking dying

Moar?

if other anons want this sure

kek

yes please

Not sure if anything can top never cock under a ladder.

Alrighty, this one's about the grand old country of poo in the loo. We need:
-1 location
-3 adjectives
-1 adverb
-2 nouns
-5 plural nouns

>adverb
mongolously

> location
Auschwitz

>noun
extermination

Noun niglet

plural nouns
dickfarts
corpses

adjective
motherfucking

>5 Plural Noun
Jews, White Vans, Dildos, Taxes, Body Pillows

Pick 3.

there are already 2 p nouns fucktard

>adjective
abstentious
joyful

adjective cute

plural noun

titties, faggots

now we wait

Still need an adverb and a plural noun.

>adverb mongolously
?

Staringly
Adverb

Sandniggers

Cocks
Prural noun

not a word

Sandniggers is a plural noun

>plural nouns
fUCKING NIGGERS

We already have 2 plural nouns dumbass.

Here is the story of Pahjeet.
India is a very motherfucking.country located almost directly across
the world from the United dickfarts.of America. India is
bounded on the north by Auschwitz and on the south by the
abstentious Ocean. Indian women are very beautiful and wear a
lot of large corpses on their arms and often wear large strings
of titties around their necks. They have many religious sects,
including Hindus, Brahmin, Muslims, and faggots. Many
Indians regard the cow as a sacred extermination, and cows are
allowed to wander staringly about the streets. One Indian caste
is called the Untouchables. The joyful Untouchables sit in
the city niglet and beg tourists to give them sandniggers.

>many religious sects including hindus brahmin muslims and faggots
kek

this doesn't work mate, and it's our fault :((

moar?

Brettygud

OP here, I'm gonna hand the wheel to you guys and see where this goes. The site is redkid.net/madlibs/.

fuck i was about to go to sleep but when ill wake up this thread will be no more

Not to worry, user. Another will be up tomorrow. Based dreams.

ok were doing napoleon
5 adjectives
italian word
city
3 nouns
occupation
past tense verb
4 plural nouns

Verb cucked

city
Cocksuckersville