So what is up with CL and backpage and shit? A man can't even find a decent blowjob because everything is a goddamn scam.
Some of the urban area escorts seem to check out okay, but I'm way out in the hills. They don't even try to look legit. Pic related. I'm supposed to believe this isn't the famous porn star what's her name, but a girl in eastern Kentucky looking to have some fun for $80 a half hour. Jeez.
While I may or may not have anyone's attention. Dude here, looking to get a blowjob in 606. An exchange for your time is understood.
Kevin Torres
I feel like everything on there looks like a scam.
This is why I've never done it, even though I have the means and the desire.
Noah Green
Same thing here, man. I've googled phone numbers and stuff and found some that are legit to the best of my knowledge, but they're an hour away, or two hours for the ones I am really interested in. Oh well, next time I find myself in Cincinnati, I'm gonna risk it.
Ayden Price
Nobody in KY tonight?
Blake Gray
I'm in Seattle, I would think some are legit. And some seemed more legit than others. But with no way to know for sure that really freaks me out
Dominic Wilson
What happens with these scams? I've seen these as well, where they are obviously fake, do they meet up, hold you at gunpoint and steal all your money or what? Always wondered this..
Justin King
Most are raids by local police, I see this go down all the time in my area.
Jose Flores
I'd take getting robbed, I don't want to get stung
Julian Murphy
Well, I have yet to even attempt the first meeting of a professional sex worker, but some of the CL bullshit wants you to go through a verification site "for her safety." This is where dumb asses put their CC# in to show they're over 18.
Sebastian Fisher
jesus christ don't they have anything better to do
Nicholas Allen
Not even looking for prostitutes (to hell with that), but Des Moines is goddamn dry unless you're gay. Once in a while you get some obese or just gross fat chick that's legit, but that's all there is.
In Grand Junction, CO, I had my best CL experience yet. Dude was offering up his wife who had a hysterectomy, so you could fill her as much as you wanted. She was maybe 110 lbs, cute B-cups, horny as fuck, and liked it a little rough. After about 30 minutes or so of playing around and giving her three orgasms with my tongue (I'm decent at it, but she was way horny and way sensitive), I blew everything I had deep into her while she deepthroated her husband. I spent a total of an hour and change there, but couldn't bust again even though I was rock hard. A fantastic way to top off my vacation, that was.
Camden Moore
I could be wrong, but it seems like it's not a very time or cost effective way for the po po to arrest bottom rung consumers in a crime industry that isn't all that high up on the priority list.
Thomas Morris
check eccie.net to review your whores beforehand
Jeremiah Nelson
Goto a strip club and get a dance. It's like $20 and flirt make sure you get rock hard so she feels it on her anus. Then ask her how much to help you out. Profit
Lucas Rodriguez
I grew up in 606. You're better off fucking your hand or your sister.
Ryder Turner
Go to Huntington, plenty of street hoes. Avoid Charleston. Columbus is like Disney land for street whores.
Easton Russell
What is your area? I guess it would be a bigger problem in some places.
Grayson Baker
There's plenty for them to do that'd be more profitable, but more dangerous, like going after dealers and producers of harder drugs. Prostitution busts are easy and safe, and they'll just take whatever cash as "civil forfeiture" and/or pocket it. I have a coworker who's a part-time cop; he likes to brag about the anti-prostitution work his department does.
Nathaniel Cruz
Yeah- what area. Paintsville, Pikeville and Louisse(?) will have no action
Brayden Perez
>Most are raids by local police, I see this go down all the time in my area.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS check out theeroticreview for your girl to see that she has reviews for legitimacy.
This will protect you from - law enforcement stings - pimps who'll roll you
Sure it'll also let you know if her pics are legit, but that's secondary to not getting arrested or mugged. In the face of having yoru mugshot on the intrawebz, having her be a chubby instead of a hottie isn't that big of a deal.
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Eli Morales
Yep. At least it is a college town, so I have some nice stuff to look at before jerking off.
I've been checking out Columbus. There are some nice ones that aren't obvious scams. Cincinnati has my favorite though. Skinny little nerdy looking girl. Super fucking cute. No tattoos even. That's a sexual preference that is hard to live with these days.
Two hours to Cincinnati though. Almost four to Columbus.
Matthew Bailey
Morehead.
Ayden Stewart
You poor motherfucker. My condolences.
Owen Lewis
Well, at least it isn't Owingsville, Mt Sterling, West Liberty, Carlisle, Frenchburg, Flemingsburg, Maysville, Vanceburg, Stanton, Clay City, Paintsville, Prestonsburg, Pikeville, Greenup, Grayson, Winchester, Ashland, Louisa, Inez, Hazard, Jackson, Whitesburg, Hillsboro, or Soldier. Am I right?
Lincoln Gutierrez
Wow, hated Morehead, had an acct there. It was just the distance to fucking anywhere. Like that line from O Brother Where Art Thou- "This place is geographical anomaly- 2 hours to anywhere"
Aide from the occasional college girl (Unlikely) your best bet is to drive. Huntington has to be closer. I mentioned Columbus earlier- worth the overnight. got to usasexguide and check the Columbus board for details- look for gabrielfa and message him
Robert Russell
Are you only interested in escorts? If you put an ad up you might be surprised what you hear back.
Christopher Hughes
I had a high school reunion once and we went to this bar in Maysville. I related that if that was the only bar I had to go to I would probably just kill myself.
Xavier Barnes
> I'd take getting robbed
To pay for like an hour of access to some pussy, come the fuck on m8
Jason Lee
Yeah man. It's an hour to Huntington, Lexington, two hours to Cincy. Still better than anywhere between here and those cities though.
And thanks for the advice. I have some family outside of Columbus, so I may be heading up there somewhat soon anyway.
Jason Roberts
You would rather be arrested?
Blake Wright
>google bposx eccie p411 erotic review
Levi Stewart
An ad on CL? Or is there a better place?
I'm primarily interested in escorts. Spent the better part of the last 15 years mostly in 2 consecutive relationships. Not really in the mood for the chase, or all the other bullshit that goes along with not doing the rational thing and hiring an expert to deal with the problem.
William Rogers
Yea an ad on CL or maybe check one of these Grindr type things (Blendr is the straight one?) although I don't use any of those apps as I don't have an iphone.
I got on some chat site sunday and I kid you not, within 60 seconds I had a woman looking to meet under the local pier. Granted my area is probably more populous than yours (Brighton England) but I begrudge paying for it if I don't have to and besides, it's more exciting in my experience to screw a random.
Liam Hill
I know a guy from Brighton. He showed me on google maps where he lived. It is a hell of a lot more populous than western Appalachia.
I understand many men's aversion to paying for sex, but I'm almost 40 and have been through enough relationships to realize it is way cheaper to pay for what you want, then attempt to charm and finance what could end up being a fruitless endeavor. Or endeavour, for all the Brits.
Hudson Perry
Miami here. The real hookers have their faces blurred out. And if they look like porn stars and charge less than $200 an hour, then they're probly fake. The local strip clubs have magazine flyer things with pics of escorts and shit. Of course, you could just fuck a stripper while your there, but expensive.
Gabriel Sullivan
60 miles to the nearest decent strip club. 95 km for all the Brits.
Blake Butler
My sympathies. Try microwaving a watermelon and fucking it.
Carter Ortiz
That's fair enough mate, it's less tiresome visiting a working girl than fishing for a quickie and you can bet a bit safer than meeting down dark roads at 2am ha.