Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sure I will
You should
ive been relaxing for a while and got my sleep schedule fucked beyond belief. karen got me to watch monster musume with him and i really really like the birb. other than that not much.
how about you?
Kyouko claimed.
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>Rem-rin claimed
Not fav hair style but 2nd for sure.
Saber claim
Claimed Megumi
Fuck off
>koto claimed
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still here
wat from ??
Fate/stay series
Nice! Makes me wanna steal her.
Papi is literally the worst waifu, nest to miaa
Rachnera a best
Fran
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You liar!
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My exotic waifu, from a far-away land.
>Papi is literally the worst waifu.
Fran you're hurting me right now man. Be right back I have to study for my drivers test.
Do you have a bunch of non-Kyouko pics just for baking?
I will just say he has a reasonable Warwick folder.
Verb 1 basically means repeat the same verb, but whatever.
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Fran said she would never operate a dog but, sure enough, that's exactly what she was doing when you walk into the room.
"Fran," you say, this computer-runninging foolery has to stop. If you keep drawing that water, your ribs will give out!"
Fran turns to you, dropping the table and quickly exposing her foot to you.
"My elbow is just fine, user." she says, "I could stab from here to my house and it would still work as good as anyone else's nose What I'm worried about is how slow your tits are."
You shake your fist in the air with a shout.
"You liar! You've roasted me again with that silliness!" you cry, "Now your pancreas will touch my anus, and it will be large"
And then, there was lewd.
I'm joking, the worst girl is monako
Have fun!
Hopefully L E W D ones
Claimed.
People say that Sup Forums is the asshole of the internet, but honestly that honor goes to deviantart.
Rory-sama claimed
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Mr. Mime claimed
Deviantart is actually where all the oldfags went.
wrong pony
Claimed
>Your pancreas will touch my anus
I can only be so erect, please stop
Hello again
>best idol claimed?
Thats just asinine. Only the eyes and glasses changed. For all we know it could be the same fucking pony you sped.
Rogue One Reporting in .
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>blue eyes
you were the one who created the first tg group?
I think I'll write another one.
Second, but yes. I'm the one you speak of
Jar jar Binks
Single and ready to mingle
Why not?
oh, ok.
tell atago that we're missing him
its been a while hasnt it
It has. How are you?
who would miss that idiot?
not bad
hanging around the chan for a while
nothing really noteworthy
>speedwagon
I have a lot of folders.
Don't go there, that's a bad place.
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Exactly.
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Why is this a thing.
Kill it
Hey Galko, I thought you switched to Tio
I'm not that big on claiming anymore, I don't mind others doing it, though. Have fun with it ~
But every time I see these threads on Sup Forums, I have the same train of thought:
"Hmm, cute, haven't done this in a long time.
But shouldn't this be on Sup Forums or something?
Wait, it's Sup Forums, anything goes. I'm so stupid >
Faggots, all of you. Which puts me in great company, considering I'm kinda horny.
FUCK TRUMP
Prepare for hardcore teasings in this one.
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Claiming Yuuki
They call me the cringe machine
I catch the cringe, I spread the cringe
I eat the cringe, I shit the cringe
Without cringe, I will die
Inhale the cringe
Exhale the cringe
Inject the cringe into my bloodstream
There is bad cringe, and there is worse cringe
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)
Smoke the cringe, snort the cringe
Take the cringe until you OD
If you borrowed my cringe then you owe me
A new fresh OC cringe
Mercy will cure your AIDS.
Hello
Then please do my mad lib. It's both faggoty and horny, and I'm at least one of those two, plus lonely.
Howdy, Tomoko. Anything happen while I was gone?
Oh boy! Sounds fun!
If it's meant to be lewd, I can help
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Bedroom
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France
Bedroom
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>Filenames
OH, WAY TO FORGET THE FUCKING PICTURE. FUCK ME. ... Please. I'm kinda desperate.
nothing of note. at least in my opinion
Please do
Waifu. Waiu never changes.
[boom, flash, AIDS cured]
If only it really were that easy in reality.
Closing at work is simultaneously the best and worst thing
Sinon claimed
user and Fran's trip to the bedroom.
"This is horny, user!" Fran says, looking around in happiness, "I've never been to France before!"
You reply, "You're silly!" chuckling and shaking your head, the bedroom isn't in France!"
"Come on, user..." Fran groans quickly as she scratches her ass, "Don't be a little nerd geography nerdface nerdy nerd. Your nerdiness is adorable, but only for about 4 hours, after that I just feel like gagging and spanking you. We should party it up!"
Oh. Ohhhh, she is perfect. That ass of hers is perfect. Teasingly perfect, seeing something that beautiful and knowing that it's part of your Waifu. It took your breath away. You begin to drool. Yes, go on, keep scratching it. Mmmmh, you couldn't handle it. Fran is just the most precious living thing, and her ass probably smells like honey.
Her eyes light up. Some mischief is about to occur, it seems. Yep, the naughty face is on.
"Uhhh?!" she grunts with a small, round mouth that forms into a smirk, "So, me scratching my ass fires you up, user? I noticed, I'm really smart! It looks like you really like it! Imagine if I started scratching my nipple! Or, licking it, maybe! You're so cute when you get all frustrated. Come on, say 'The Fran ass is the best ass!' Say it!"
You try to say it, but it's just too lewd. You pass out, fall down, and hit your penis on a porn video. It breaks into 9 pieces, but Fran's love is able to fix it. Now, come on, make this trip to the Bedroom with your Waifu a good one.
Hello friend
Well, are you begging for gay sex?
I might be able to help
Lewd
i guess thats true
cooking Viking style meat strips. Wish me luck!
>Makoto
Sup Yuuki?
Who's we, and where are you from?
Playing some Overwatch with friends, you?
Eating, might play some battlefield 4 in a sec
Only with cute twinks and traps.
DID SOMEONE SAY OVERWATCH?
Yum
clmd
Claiming
I am a cute twink
Nice, I never could get into Battlefield that much. I liked BF3 though.
I DID INDEED
Does your waifu look good in beach wear?
I don't believe you.
YOU'D BETTER BE ON XBONER.
>/waifu/ plays Overwatch
We'd be YouTube famous.
Yes Bf3 is better however I like seeing my sinon on my snipers
I'll never know, no one has draw her in it...
Why not?
And how drunk are you?
Lucy i just sorta have something for her kind, mentally unstable the kind that just looks like they need a hug
You're risking your limbs being torn off clean from invisible limbs
I used to claim her. She had a tough life bro. love her.
But shes autistic half the time. The other half shes a maniac.
>shino
>Operation Metro
I hated playing that every other round, worst map ever
She's pretty OK
Totally sober. And this is Sup Forums.
>Prone
>Mount LMG
>Spray
?????
>Profit
I'm The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, Shino. I know more about this than anyone.
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Sometimes the user does not choose the Waifu. Sometimes the Waifu chooses the user. The one that's right for you is the one you love, and the one that loves you.
It all worked out in the end.
Don't be afraid.
But she was abused, if they had loved her from the start she would have been pretty normal
>Not drawing a cutie in swimwear
That is criminal
Which means I can't be cute?
Don't you normally post drunk?
She has so little fan art...
It's not as easy as
>pick mobile AA
>shoot at planes
????
>Get highest score
hey thread didnt RIP while i was gone cool
>I'm joking, the worst girl is Monako
i'm so glad you're just joking heh... there's something about her that i love so much and i can't quite put my finger on it.
yuuko its been a while hows it been?
my man