Why do South European countries have waterparks near the sea?

Why do South European countries have waterparks near the sea?

Don´t get it

we get bored of beaches

those are more funny

Would rather surf in the med/ocean than bath in piss water desu

because we want it...any problem?

>any problem?
yeah it totally ruins the landscape

Because people like to do more than sit on a beach their entire life.

>sit on a beach

you know you can bath in the sea?

Yeah it totally does

vomiting intensifies

Because beaches are boring and full of normiefags

build a waterpark for all these people and half of Spain will be a waterpark

you can also dig holes amirite

I assumed I did not need to specify every single beach activity going to the beach encompasses.

Hans, sometimes people like to have a respite from the summer heat somewhere besides the beach. Waterparks have lots of fun activities that allow one to cool down with their friends in an environment not filled with sand and poor people.

beach & sea water is a bit different from water slides and pools

don´t worry, fat floats in water.

Do muslims?

dunno.
the baths in their area are some kind of Gaza Strip now.

No German/ woman wants to go there

because of this

or this

>Jungle Snake

that's what I call my black penis

more fun than
>pic

>t.Hans on vacation.

why does this topic make you so angry?
Let´s talk about it

Who cares? They can do whatever they want Germany

>That one area with umbrellas entirely fenced off
Why?

I think I hit a nerve

?

1) Mediterranean coasts are full of tourists

2) Mediterranean coasts are horribly starved of freshwater, thus

3) pumping seawater ashore and treating it for use in water parks is feasible

I want to be a normie, I want to stop having social anxiety and physical complexes, I want to go in that waterpark and have fun but instead I force myself to be a shut in neet to escape pressure reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>surf
>Mediterranean

u wot m8

my bad

Water-seeking tourists aren't going to go on holiday in-land are they?

>go on holiday in-land

>have waterparks near the sea

Also, a lot of people prefer freshwater to seawater

>Hans realizes he can't dig holes in waterparks

tourism

>he fears the open see bc his entire continent was annihilated by a handful of europeens

>open see
sea

>someone living in a coast country fearing the sea