You know what to do

You know what to do

My mom said we can get Chick Fil A if I talk to a girl ;)

rollio for polio

rolling for this because it's hilarious

This

Hey you into scat?

*dic pic

dubs for this one

Rolling for this

rawl

rell

haha

Hi. This is my boyfriend. Wanna share?

Roll

I'd like to go full sanders up in your trump bish

dick pic

That was not supposed to happen! It was supposed to be a selfie.

Kek

Winwar

>trying to use a pokemaster for a joke

If you don't answer me plz your mother will die in her sleep tonight

DOUBLE winRAR

Op is dead already

rolling for this

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Ey yo yo! Amber alert, when you fell down from heaven did it hurt? I'm a black man in a white mans body, looking to roll up sideways on you shorty! Bigger than biggie, more kung fu than Wu-Tang, let me get my nutsack into that pootang.

*nigger pic

"I just need someone to shit in my mouth"

you're retarded

You're retarded, you can't send pictures faggot

Hey send me pussy pics now or I'll fuck beat the shit out of you

Roll

ofc you can't fucking send pictures, why would op send that shit especially if the asterisk represents an action for him to do

op here. Dubs decided

Fuck Marry Kill : Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mcdonald, Jared (Subway)

First I'm going to lie you down gently on my queen-sized bed. I'll start by pinching my left nipple between my fingers. A pastey white liquid emerges as a drip. (galactorrhea - it's a medical condition). I place the drip between your big toe and the one beside it. I smell your sweaty steamy feet in extacy. My toungue protrudes from between my lips and I start liking your feet as if they were your meat curtains. Would you like me to go on?

yes

Why's it 5 pm on your phone but you posted at least 30 min later somethings fishy

Plz