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How can Arthur Dayne be so fookin handsome?

NO, NAWITTENZ

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These two are going to fuck in next episode, aren't they?

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>Promise me Ned

>"Promise me, Ned."

>Promise me, Ned

Why doesn't Davos care that Brienne killed Stannis and openly admits it?

Why don't Jon or any of the Nights' Watch care that Brienne killed Stannis, the dude that saved their fucking asses from the massive Wildling Army?

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

>People seriously think that Dungeons&Dragons are trying to add depth to Dani's character and ultimately turn her into an antagonist

I really don't get what your point is, that Targs are not resistant to heat in the show? We don't know that since D&D don't care

Idk
Same question
Why is Brienne retarded enough to tell everyone

looks corss-eyed to me

Davos obviously suspects that Stannis sacrificed his daughter.

This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.

These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.

Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.

>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)

And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.

Maybe white men do suck. Is that a problem? People can't view white men in this way? Fuck off to Sup Forums.

I guarantee they won't do ToJ next episode again. They probably won't revisit it until episode 9, or better yet episode 10 to have a bombshell reveal for the finale.

>Based Knights of the Vale are here
>Everything will be alright

NAWWWW NOW WE TENS

>from George R.R. Martin’s """"""""""""literature""""""""""""""

what did he mean by this

Maybe you should watch the fucking episode before making retarded comments. Davos is obviously wanting answers and looks horrified/pissed at Brienne. Here's your (you)

I wonder what it's like for the chick you're fucking to not feel anything inside her even though you're balls deep. Can you tell us?

Best girl stopping by for a visit

ciao a tutti, oggi ci troviamo...
then i can't understand further

Finally that dumb Howland Reed = High Sparrow theory is dead.

RIP doggo

>tumblr gets triggered

as much as that scene was fucking garbage, I really liked who they cast as ned. I mean I can genuinely believe he's a younger sean bean

>turned into a fucking sitcom years ago
>turned into

It was always a comedy. You've just realized it before most of the other normies.

That obviously it's not a fucking general ability of Targaryens so all "b-bu Targs are only supposed to be resistant not immune!" fags can fuck off.
And even if you insist that Dany can in fact be hurt if the heat is hot enough? Who's to say that Dragon Fire isn't infinitely hotter than some burning building fire? Dragon fire literally melts stone and Dany only got some bruises from it in the books so what the fuck are you idiots even arguing?

what went wrong

> YOU JUST KNOW

He wants answers so badly that he just lets everyone keep abandoning the subject, not pressing for answers in any way.

It's just shitty writing done for dramatic effect.

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Sow how anally annihilated will you be when it is revealed that R + L = J isn't true?

Anyone got that Mario party War of the kings gif?

literally kill yourself, you pathetic insufferable faggot

WHATS HER NAME

Sleep well pupper

Do we think it's too small to be a direwolf's head?

Yeah after Jon holds on for dear life with his numerically inferior army so he can have the Vale kill all of his opponents in one attack

Is the Golden Company a red herring? I'm guessing it's cut from the show because it won't go anywhere in the books.

Does anybody have any info on that?

>Not the scene where Tony's abomination of a sister killed her husband.

She's autistic

How rectally ruptured will you be when it is?

They literally just set it up in that last episode, he isn't going to spend the entire episode "DUHH WAT HAPPEN TO SHAREEN BELISANDRE" that would be boring as all fuck. There's even a shot of him standing where Shireen was burnt in the trailer.

what do you mean?

You're an idiot. These don't contradict each other, both can exist because they serve different purposes for different characters in different stories and different worlds.

yes

aegon is gonna get killed just like quentyn, another pointless plot

2D Arya is adorable.
3D Arya is terrible.

>post that shit 24/7 like the obsessed virgin loser he is in every thread
>people make fun of his pathetic autism
>"u...u trigered"
kill yourself faggot

As buttflustered as I was when Jon didn't come back

fuck off to tumblr, you mentally ill tranny

I'm disappointed but only because I want to see knights vs. knockoff Roman legionaries.

Check'em, Ned.

now post the one where the girl in littlefingers brothel wipes the cum off her face

or the one where joffery makes ros beat another girl and then crossbow bolts her to death


its pretty easy to cherry pick

That's not Best Girl.

>conquering the Stormlands and taking castles with ease
>took Storm's End with the Trojan Horse tactic
>about to BTFO the Tyrell host that is prepared with siege warfare by slaughtering them on the field and burning their supplies with 20 good men

Dumb shit. He was cut because D&D aren't based enough to portray him.

kill yourself, weeb

Does it bother you that there's no way you'll ever have a really larger penis? No amount of surgery or pills or at home remedies will change it.

If I were you, I might shitpost too.

You don't like maisie?

Not at all. Been a fan too long to see as more than 50% possibility.

Agreed. People who constantly complain about that shit are just as worse as tumblr feminists. The only le girl power thing was Dany at the end and everyone thinks that was dumb.

Looks like a Fire Emblem character

I will say this for the last time in the books Targs are more resistant to fire but not immune

In the show I don't fucking know since the writers can do whatever they want

Dany is fireproof in the show because it was convenient

You have shitty taste, lad.

i won't

expecting 3 eggs

Its a matter of getting burn by touching a hot stove and lighting yourself on fire.

she's a slut

if all the weebs on Sup Forums killed themselves, you will be in this thread all alone

Why do you keep posting this nobody?

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(also turn down the volume to HALFWAY or mute)

Then, play this on full audio:
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i won't becaues the real trluth is that danny got fcked by her biggest blackest dragon cock and gave birth to jon snow in the hottest sweatest mmm it was so delicious then she went back in time and ohhh cumma cumma fcked jon snow no the table and then went back to the future present mmmhmmhmm ooohh yeess

>Targs being fire resistant is show canon
>Aemon Targaryen is still on fire as we speak, keeping Castle Black warm for the coming Winter.

Aegons story has Quentyn2.0 written all over it.

Normies and /got/ won't give a shit.

But Linda and the spergs at the westeros.org forums will be really fucking butthurt.

I hope they make R + L = D only so all the normies will assume she's going to be jesus 2.0 only to have her become a villain as soon as she gets to Westeros.

And more consistent

all the more reason to hope it's not true senpai
that they've spent 20 years chasing red herrings

more like 50%

and 50% of Sup Forums needs to be purged

Oh (you), she's the wonderful waif(u).

This is exactly what this show needs.

This. The butthurt will be immense over there. There will be a lot of finger pointing.

Dany and the Starks are all villains. It's gonna be epic.

>promise me, ned

REMINDER: most people will associate Dayne with two swords than with Dawn

who cares?

autist

Shona is the companion we needed, but not the one we deserve right now.

He is probably already forgotten by the average show watcher or will be by the end of the season

>source: my ass

kill yourself, cock sucker

it fucking fits

HE LIVES


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>I can give you one hint: My character is an ex-warrior who's become a peacenik, so I have this group of peaceful—sort of like a cult—a peaceful tribe. I bring back a much-loved character everybody thinks is dead.

GURM is such a fucking hack

>hey I write in snail-pace and there are millions of readers who wait for me to release the fucking book already
>should I write about any of the million characters I've already established and whose plots never reached anywhere?
>nah, better waste my time writing some completely new important character and storyline that would just serve as a red herring
>damn i'm good, i deserve another cheeseburger

>feminine tripfag loser desperate for attention
wow /got/ general still has that one lonely virgin begging for attention

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I really don't understand why he doesn't just outline the story and have a ghostwriter do all the work for him. His heart clearly isn't in this anymore.

Why was this episode's title "Book of the Stranger"?

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;)

Ok those videos were pretty funny.