Why are we so much better at futbol than the Gringos?

Well?

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Because povertyball

Because you're too short for basketball and can't afford to play anything else

>we
>USA flag

What?

Because gringos are fat as fuck

EYYYYY PU7-0

>being chicano
>showing your face in a football thread after EHH PU70

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You really aren't that much better, and it's your no 1 sport

Being better than the USA isn't saying a lot

CHI

>getting raped by Argentina
>getting raped by Colombia

Boxing is our number 1 sport, joto

>being good at one sport and the absolute best in the world
>usa best in the world in basketball and american football and it's near non-debatable.

>mexicans
You give other hispanics a bad name

>raped

Argentina is #2 in the world, that was expected. Columbia nearly lost in the 3rd place game if not for 2 trollposts and piss poor finishing

Mexico quite literally got destroyed with the entire north and south american continents watching

>getting raped 7-0

>almost lost

Nice. See how soft gringos are?

Excuses don't work in real life

says the dumbass playing off the chile game like it doesnt matter

>better than the US
>finishes BELOW the US in the Copa

>c-cant we get a-along

If it weren't for shitty seeding Mexico would've been in the final

We would've raped Ecuador and Argentina. You Maricons made beating Ecuador look difficult

Go back to watching big black guys fuck your girls

>made beating ecuador look difficult

but we led the entire match after just 22 minutes

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

When has your third world shithole ever been relevant at anything?

Ecuador was the weakest team in the knockout rounds, every other team would have soundly kept a clean sheet.

>be assblasted chicano
>call a uruguayan irrelevant in a football thread on Sup Forums

topwew

Uruguay is 1st world

>weakest team

they beat brazil

heh

Blonde hair blue eye white American here that has always lived in areas with a lot of latinos and played soccer my whole life (played organized soccer for two top traveling teams 9 months every year until i was 18). The reason Latinos are better at soccer is because they like the sport better. You go to any park you see at least 1 to 3 pick-up soccer games played by all Latinos. You never see white people doing that other than organized soccer leagues. White people prefer football, baseball, basketball and hockey. Yes i live nowhere near ice and we played street hockey growing up on the street, but never soccer (touch football was our favorite to play).

As for fat people there is no different from Latinos or whites. I've lived all over my region and i looked like Mario Gotze and was constantly teased for being fat and for having "tits" same as people tease Gotze. It's was rare for me to see an actual fat person under 18 in my life. In grammar school we had two and in my high school class of 250 we only had two. But yes once you get older you get a car (less exercise) and you don't play sports and have PE everyday like you did so you start seeing a people get fat after 18. I know plenty of friends from high school, both latinos and white, that are fat now that we are in our 30s. Of my circle of best friends i hang out with now, the only two fat ones are both Latinos, one a guy, one a girl, both like 35-40 pounds over weight. The guy at least likes to exercise...we kick the soccer ball around plenty, walk and ride bikes etc. The girl (from Honduras) is lazy as fuck

Why would I be assblasted?

With this flag I could claim to be Mexican or American and in every single way I am superior to you. In real life you'd always refer to me as "Senor"

And who the fuck has Uruguay produced in futbol aside from Suarez?

>brazil
>in the knockout rounds

taking a reading comprehension class at the local CC are we i hope?

You're right, i missed the usual treatment your flag deserves

>tf
>tt

Why do I get the impression most real Hispanics hate Chicanos?

they do

because we do. they're walking caricatures.

Why are mexicans so bad at e-sports?

>mfw Americans AND Mexicans hate chicanos

Because we do. Any faggot willing to wipe gringos asses rather than fight for a better living in their own country deserves the hate.

No they don't

They love our money

Everyone hates chicanos

The only sensible answer in this fucking thread.

>Columbia nearly lost in the 3rd place game
Just stop.

>We would've raped Ecuador and Argentina
Cállate la boca, mijo. No sabes de que hablas.

Because we do

Because we don't care about some bitch sport where your skill derives from how well you can act hurt. Play a man's sport like real football faggots.

Also, Rio got fucking rekt by Germany. Did you forget that? The got humiliated in their own country then cried on TV about it. Talk too much shit and we'll come for you next.

>we

You have to go back

seriously. If you like you're damn countries so much, go back before the wall gets put up.

>we

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your

a bitch

Why don't you come and make me, tough guy?

You don't have money pablo

This

CA

Laugh at Mexico thread?

>7-0

Haha.

>70
CHECKED

>Pu7-0

It's a filthy chicano

BUILD WALL

>Uruguay is 1st world
Top wew

2-0

You have to come back.

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>70

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Mexico is marginally better than America at soccer and soccer is the fifth most popular team sport in America.

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We mostly box and play other sports as well, puto

>70

Holy fuck I've done it again.
I hereby vow to use these meme powers only for good.

>we

CHI

Hello

We're just better than you guys at sports that more than one country play.

Robbenstyle

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They've won the World Cup twice

Mexico would get btfo by every white european team including Iceland.

He has to go back

You have to go back

>69662570
>70

Bump

I'm tired of these false flag threads. At least try, you niggers

We do
>T. Salvadorian

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