Name something an intruder in your home would not want to see

Name something an intruder in your home would not want to see.

steve harvey

naked grandma

Bunch of faggot niggers

A mutilated corpse.

...

This

MISS COLOMBIA

check'd

>grandmas naked pussy in a bathrobe at 2am
>grandfather ballsack

So that's where "bag of bones" comes from lol

Their own blood pooling on the floor following me shooting them.

The Moleaster Bunny

My collection of anime memorabilia.

My collection of deep web pizza

Harambe.....

My vegan diet

My dingaling

The split second when he turns around and gets blasted by my Shotgun.

My wet diapers and various sex toys. Landlord and owner saw them the other day when they stopped by without my knowledge. Feels bad man :(

barrel of my Remington 870.

My kitchen stove, well how it used to be.
I used to cum on the burners before I would cook. Did it for two years before my mother visited one day and yelled at me for not cleaning my stove. She cleaned them that day.

Kek

OP's thread

My dead nigger storage room.

How little I have worth stealing

equine phallus dildo. flared version.

the people living under my stairs

I'm scared now

me

My fingerbox

wait, why did you cum there? use a sock, for god's sakes.

Dunno, I'd jusat always fap before cooking.
Cooking turned me on alot for some reason.
It used to smoke a shit tone too and smelled like burning milk

Ur gross. Dude for real

your penis

My "boxing gloves "

My police issued glock 22 in his face.

Just out of curiosity, what were the circumstances that made you get those?

I'm a felon so no firearms for me.

Explain

Yeah, I dont know why but kitchen sets really turn me on.

Whats there to explain?

Welp, I haven't slept in 2 days, now I probably won't sleep for 2 more

Nunchucks!

You just told a cop that.

why did you used to cum in your burners? like... What in the actual hell?

a feminine penis

Thanks. I didn't need to see this. Ever.

My great grandparents having creative sex

What the fuck would YOU do about it.

Winner

How long has it been since you got off probation? If it was like 5 years ago you can get one again.

A tie between: an empty house, or navy seal plaques/awards.

The fuck is this

Nothing. I just needed a laugh.

I would fap while preparing food, and I didnt bother using a tissue anything. I figured the burners would just burn it all away. It mostly did for awhile till it started to get really nasty. I just got lazy then and didnt clean it. it became a habit.

How did that make you laugh? Are you autistic?

>I'm a felon so no firearms for me.

Judging from your picture it would HAVE to be a CSC charge for sure. I'm guessing child pornography.

Please tell me I'm right. I know I'm right, or at least close.

why would you fap while preparing food??

Me wearing your cum sock.

Iunno, it just turned me on. Like thr thought of it.

Lots and lots of black mold.

No I'm not autistic. I just like doing things like that to people. I'm easily amused.

And besides, if I were autistic, I probably wouldn't have passed the mental exam.

>Implying I don't want to fuck that ripe pussy

The sad state of my life

Possession of a unregistered firearm

i support you

Thank you for supporting the police. Not that I give that many shits.

JK

I used to be friends with some police but then i wasnt friends with them anymore because they were all a massive gaylord and basically thats you

Ha! They took your right to own guns away because you owned a gun. Oh the irony. How'd you get caught with it, dummy?

Laser sight on his chest. Or head.