How to kill someone and never be suspected?

How to kill someone and never be suspected?

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Become their genuine best friend and frame an enemy of theirs.

Step 1. Don't go on a public forum and ask how to kill someone and not be suspected.

Fake and gay

Don't kill them in the first place.

And definitely don't post about it on Sup Forums.

Start with yourself

Be random. Don't kill anyone you know or close to you. Follow them, don't be seen talking to them.
Hitchhiker maybe?

If you're not already behid 163 multi-encrypted layers of protection. You won't get away with it, given today's tech.

>The NSA managed to literally create/change the law to allow for unrestricted surveillance/collection of literally any and every piece of electronic information you are physically capable of sending. And it applied to any and all data in the past, present, and indefinitely for the foreseeable future and beyond

>The US government asked apple for a backdoor into their devices.
>Apple said fuck you
>They made one for themselves anyways

Do you seriously think you can get away with it?

Nah, if you are already a best friend, you are a suspect.

don't have any connection to them, make it as random as possible?

When you spy on everyone, you are not spying on anyone.

the iPhone backdoor was for the 5, subsequent releases are not known to be compromisable

Say it was a social expiriment.

Don't use tech.

/thread

It is an art piece, and I have the right to freedom of expression

When you kill them

le epically owned and rekt :D

You would need to make it look like a murder, otherwise you are suspected of killing yourself. So how Sup Forumstard?

Are the Amish free from the SJWs?

>dubs checked
this, also disposal of the body is the hardest part.
>strip all the flesh and guts and run them through a blender and flush down the toilet
>take the bones and soak them in coke to soften then blend and flush

Vinegar I think works better than coke.

>kill person
>drill holes in stomach
>drop 'em in ocean
>???????
>profit

>drive a few hours to a far city
>time it so raining and night
>park car
>pick literally anyone
>stab in heart
>sneak back to car
>drive away
>drive car 12 hours to another city
>burn it
>take bus home
>report car as stolen

Not convinced that drilling holes in stomach will prevent from floating.

By not killing anyone.
Face it, forensics are OP as fuck there's no way in hell man

le rekt xDDDDDDD

go on Sup Forums and post a thread asking about it

1) never kill anyone you know or have met.

2) never kill someone in the town you live in

3) get your asshole as stretch as you can...cause u gowna jail nigga and gonna get bbc in yo ass.

deathnote


duh

People go missing all the time... Forensics can't do shit if no one is suspected and your data is not in file; fingerprints and dna etc

Just a thought.

My old chemistry teacher told me that in high school

Yeah, I'm sure OP is really serious... He's probably just a fan of murder mysteries.

Wow... I wonder how that came up haha

Was his name Walter White?

convert to islam

Become a police officer

That would make you instantly a suspect ;)

Hitman

You still be suspected, just won't be convicted

kek

Nah, some old fat chick
Ms. Pipin
Pretty sure she killed her husband

Haha, why you think she killed her husband?

Top Kek. Fucking idiot.

...story

Make it up if you have to

>2016 and you mother fuckers still getting caught
I know the perfect way, impossible to solve, but i can't say much more. If people knew, then nothing would get solved cause every fucking body would be doing it. Jump in murder rate, cops start looking bad.

>Wings of a butterfly in Africa starts a hurricane
>Chain reactions

Know any pig farmers ? Ask them they know the trade and how to do it all from the murder to getting rid if body

Date them for a while then break up with them for someone better, they'll whine on and on about it on Sup Forums in the PityParty thread how they're dead inside.

Do like Dexter.

Well, hypothetically speaking, it's impossible unless it's a total stranger, like a homeless guy.
If you really want to learn about this sort of thing, take a look at the most successful serial killers in history and they all have one thing in common: their victims were prostitutes or otherwise on the fringes of society.

Ted Bundy killed any hitchhiking girls he picked up and any others that he killed, he was out of the state before the body was found.

Jack the Ripper killed prostitutes in the dead of night, in parts of town that no one who would talk to the police would ever go.

The reason the Green River Killer went for so long without getting caught was he killed prostitutes.

Back then, it worked out pretty well because prostitutes were generally below the public line of sight. They had no family to come looking for them, and he made sure to go after girls that didn't have a pimp overseeing them.

Now, prostitutes make a terrible mark. They're generally hired by an escort service, which means they log the location of where they go before they depart. And most street walkers you meet are run by a neighborhood pimp, who's going to come gunning for you once he finds out you're destroying his source of income.

The only viable target nowadays is a homeless man. Emphasis on "man", the women tend to have more friends.

BTW, don't actually do this in real life. This might be an interesting intellectual exercise, but only the scum of the earth actually carry it out.

sauce?

Kill yourself in a way that blatantly looks like a framed suicide. Like, hold the gun in such a weird way that the investigators will look at it and see how "nobody would every shoot themselves like that" boom, you're not suspected of killing themselves and there's no killer to be caught.

faggot

Tides push people back in moron

THAT IS A MACRO SHOT OF A BARBIE.

You would leave the body to be found, or dispose of it? I think trying to dispose of it makes more of a risk of getti caught.

this

with current day software lacking proper AI there is no real use of the current surveillance no matter how deep it seeds.

Eat the corpse

Kill them and then drive dozens of miles away along a quiet highway and dump the body out of site in the tall grass and then fuck out of there.

Albert Fish targeted young kids though, a lot of serial killers just get messy towards the end and that's theiir demise

No it's not a barbie.

I would start off by not posting to /b about it. Congrats on being on a watchlist for the rest of your life
Me too now that I replied in this thread

>implying they got no super computer behind 7 proxys run by the hacker named Sup Forums

Stay blue pilled

That all depends on whether you have a criminal record or not.
If you do, you might as well turn yourself in.
Otherwise, just leave em where you killed them.
They might have DNA evidence, but it can't be linked to you without a sample from you, which they can't get because they can't link you to the crime. They won't even think to question you if you do it right.

I sure the NSA take this serious. There's probably thousands of forums on the internet similar to this.

may as well be

houseofwax666.tripod.com/id17.html

Woah!!

She was ugly...

Let's see a time stamp?

>Try to go in politics one day
Hey remember that time your posted to Sup Forums?

assuming they even give a shit, remember elliot rodgers? Literally posted countless of videos confessing what he was going to do

>no duh

we're not real murderers here
>just overactive imagination faggs

Barbie had it coming
for creating unrealistic expectations from little FAT girls

Yeah true that. You will just need to go about it without being seen and not making noise.

My dad's a cop and he's told me in our mister city there are cameras literally everywhere even on the highways.

I imagine most cities are like this anymore.

It'd be near impossible to not be caught on camera of some sort.

Would you send it to me in kik?

Yeah cctv are ALMOST everywhere.

I've already done it, im in a 3rd world country so its easier to get away with it here, but anyways.

Fly to third world country. Do it. Fly home.

Yeah, having a car that is recognisable in anyway, can get you caught. Or tattoos etc

Perfect murder:

>get them riled up...
they kill eachother!

So manipulating someone else to kill another. Possible, but difficult perhaps

...

What's the link?

its a fucking wax model retard

It's the source of the pic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depraved-heart_murder

Its not impossible

Become a cop kek

Step 1: Ask a random cunt at an internet cafe to post on Sup Forums asking for foolproof method.
Step 2: read the results over his shoulder.

Thanks, still not clicking it

Work for the government.

top edge friend, zozzle.

Interesting.
So so manipulating another into killing someone, or killing themselves such as Russian roulette game is second degree murder or manslaughter.

So do you know a way you can kill someone you know without getting caught, Sherlock?

Hypothetically speaking youre retarded.
Only a portion of murderers are actually caught and convicted each year. Many cases go unsolved.
Fun fact: ted bundy also broke into houses and killed girls. He also did most of his killings in only two states. Stop pretending like you know shit.

paranoid of a http. lol what a retard

Just go near them and let your smell kill them.

What kind of person?

Faggot.

If you tell me what kind of person I might tell you.
What kind of person do you want killed OP?

The bite mark that got Ted Bundy convicted.