/brit/

>be Irish
>ultra Irish nationalist but don't mind the English
>English/Brits no likey
>Scots want to colonize us
>Welsh want English to colonize us
>Northern English always try to murder us
>southern English are the only cool kids but the power behind the murder
>EVEN FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE HATE ME BECAUSE NIL GAILGE AGAMSA

im stress

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>no edition
>muh heritage copypasta
jog on yank

What you are saying makes no sense, yet you keep saying it

charli

>browse facebook
>people arguing about maps and how "greenland is huge FOR NO REASON, while AFRICA is made to look tiny!"

do people not know what the mercator projection is or how it works?

was just listening to her

RESCIND CASH SWINE xx

someone start a proper thread. fucking fat yanks

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

rank paki

retards

bit racist

she's so fan-SAY

Is Genevieve a good name for a daughter?

no

Just walked into the other room to get a a drink and some CIA representative clown was saying the Central Intelligence Agency doesn't have a political bone in it's body lol what is wrong with these people?

Picky eaters are the worst people

Men and women cannot be "just friends"

Tattoos are for dickheads without exception

i unironically put in a first year essay that north didn't need to be at the top of the map, it's an arbitrary choice, and got a nice big tick next to it and the comment "original - good!"

>Jenny
No.

Absolute top-tier slag. Makes me proud to be British.

>men and women cannot be just friends

what if one of them is gay?

Is that a glass of piss?

need need NEED a movie suggestion lads

alri madeline

men and women can be casual friends but their friendships will never be as real as unisex ones

nice name but bit pretentious imo

unironically cockblocked myself lads

what if they're both gay?

>people arguing about maps
do people really do this?

One can only hope.

really old maps were orientated with east at the top

want to die

getting drunk even though witm

genre?

lids I havnt been here a few days

is this "algerian" wanker in the last thread thailad? or is it the normal algerian on a thai proxy or what

top tier girls names:
emma
faye
lily
nancy

plenty of cartographical debates

Yeah, I've done that quick a few times.

Met someone with really likeable personality last year. Though she left college before me and I have no contacts but that gave me good hope for near future that soon I might get someone and that combined with me flipping personality towards the end of the year make my chances look bright

me and the lads out for a march

how do you 'pat dry'?
I miss having a buzzcut sometimes

anny tips on how to make a spaghetti bolognese extra peng

this

hmmm
think comedy, action/adventure, light stuff. not keen on horror or blood and guts before bed

Just broke my bed simply by sitting on the edge of it. Think it's time to lose weight, lads.

>Elsa Jean - Good thing she was wearing those glasses because you came on her face - Singapore #2

fennel seeds (wild if possible) or star anise

*slaps your belly*

post your stats

I am 187cm and 81kg

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Just lined up a few of those to download after the last thread desu.

>There are bears and wolves in central Spain

Pretty cool 2bh I knew the Austrians and scandis and shit had them, but Spain? Nice

The Gf just sent this

What sexual formation were you using when you lost your virginity?

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No one has anything against the Queen (except paddies) she's just a nice old lady that world leaders visit once in a while to make sure she hasn't died over the winter

he must really like her maj

Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift

lynxes too

Wonder how long it'll take for Algerian Lisicki to realise he's being findom'd without realising it

Missionary

Things liberal Americans say:

>England is so stupid for leaving Europe!

nice, I like that

GET YOUR COCK OUT JEFFREY

Flying wedge.

have done the same

ask her for a willy pic

Deanos need to just fuck off

We left Europe after the last Ice Age mate :^)

Ireland used to have bears and wolves

5'9"

I haven't weighed myself in like 8 months. Last time I did, I was 11 stone and I'd estimate that I've put on almost another stone since then.

shadow am I

SHADOW AM I

She's russian tbqh

virtually no-one here has anything against her anymore either 2bh

>vlc
good bait

fyi these kids are raised in the bible belt, they're alot more religious and more against gay marriage than the muslims here

Just paid a fiver to unlock some level on phone game lads

Hahaha what am i like

you asked for Deano genres mate

169cm, about 5'8''
64kg-ish

you're the same weight as me then, except I'm 6'3"

I don't think it's really bed breakingly heavy though tbf

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idk what they teach in britbong schools, but in america we were told they didn't surrended after the 2nd until we told them we had a third (a lie). i bet in japan they're taught that they wanted to surrender before the first bomb

the sticky point of the matter is the definition of surrender. america was only going to accept total surrender, no conditions. incomplete surrender is what made germany want a second world war. if we beat germany good enough in the first one where they were totally dominated, had no terms of surrender, they wouldn't have been wanting a second one

it had its intended effect, didn't it? japan to this day has no real military, and their culture itself has been warped to think that the notion of having a military is a little "off", like on par with how talking about how britain should be white would be a little off there. i think it was a good idea to force an unconditional surrender

light stuff is deano genres
alri mate

fuck off

based

cowgirl
not too bad lad

try and cut down on alcohol if you are drinking heavily, it makes you fat as fuck for a number of different reasons

t. was two stone heavier in July 2015

Yeah. I think I'm just noticeably fatter than what I once was but probably just average compared to the general population.

they reckon polar bears originated here before the ice-sheet retreated fully

Unloading my Sunday Morning dump right now. This one will not make it into the top 100. Whilst it is enjoyable and of a rather nice smooth texture with a very nice colour and quite a punchy aroma, the oveall satisfaction has been influenced by a stomach pain. The job has taken 23 minutes so far. Relieving but not satisfying. Probably ranks between 800 and 1000.

>not having bears and wolves
weak

there's no cure for wasting your youth

Speak for yourself

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they're also hardcore against catholics being dutch reformed themselves

yeah it is
films to watch with the missus innit

this .38 looks like it could do the trick

any good films lads?

opiate addiction is an attempt to return to the womb

>try and cut down on alcohol if you are drinking heavily, it makes you fat as fuck for a number of different reasons

I've always been quite a heavy drinker and now that I'm in my late 20s it's finally catching up with me. The only times I've been able to give it up completely is when I was addicted to painkillers. Basically just replacing one addiction with another.

Cuckold

The Secret in Their Eyes

I'm afraid not, no good films ever

Swiss Army Man