/balt + ausnz/

no chinese cartoons. take that shit to Sup Forums you fucking retards

Other urls found in this thread:

soundcloud.com/manumaker/sets/baadmantown
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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I worked with a Lithuanian woman and she was kind of a Plain Jane (kind of like pic related), but one day at work, she received news that her child had been hit by a car on the way home from school and she turned into this quivering wreck in floods of tears. I'm not ashamed to say I started to get really turned on watching her sobbing, the tears running down her pale, white face while she tried to wipe them away. Her long brown hair was all over the place and she looked like a distressed young maiden crying as she evacuated her village to escape the approaching Nazi Army. I got a really hard erection and had to hide it behind my desk. I thought of how great it must have been to be an SS Officer and round up women like this, demure looking homely girls, and maybe take them to a barn and try to make them cry more. I would dearly love to hurt her face and make her fellate my pistol while I lick the tears from her face. I would lubricate her anus with her own tears and the sheer eroticism of the setting would mean that two fierce pumps in her torn, bleeding hole, and I would be spent. It wouldn't even count as a real orgasm for me until I turn her around again and shoot a bullet through her cunt. It would be important to make sure that she knew that she was about to die. I would savour this moment for a while, perhaps telling her what I already did to her elderly parents. I thought of all this that day, and when I got home my underpants was soaked.

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heh you got me good you lil prankster

what do you say in your language during sex?

hmm nice copypasta

> /balt/

filthy animeposters, all of you(except estonia)

you understand that by saying this you just further encourage them to post that stuff right?
you aren't very bright I see

Mongol pls go

Guess from where I am posting.

Lala, HOH

burger king

be there in 10 mins wait for me.

back... the... FUCK... off...

lithuania

when will u come back home to balt, my baltman?

Official Baltics rankings:
Estonia (Bravo!) > Finland (lmao obsolete infrastructure) > Latvia > Russia > Sweden (Yes!) > Lithuania :-)

btfo

Let's get some things THAT ARE NOT BALTIC out of the way first

So we are left with this ranking

Lathuania > Litvia

Savanorių prospektas?

Incorrect lol

I agree with the rating except please remove finland and sweden

In another universe, I have a big ass gf to punish my skull under her large booty

Correct lol

listening to icehouse

thanks australia

Žydai valdo pasauli o aš valdau žydus.

>look for Gulf of Riga
>check
>look for Gulf of Tallinn or Gulf of Vilnius
>nowhere to be found
lmaoooooo

No worries

Go to gym tomorrow with bruised inside of left knee, outside of right knee, top/bottom of right forearm; or just skip and let them rest and hopefully heal?

Gondola :DDD

Nieko tu nevaldai, pydere

listening to Russian raggamuffin hahaa
soundcloud.com/manumaker/sets/baadmantown

that video is the best damn thing ever, especially the driving scenes, so damn comfy

NICE display of Baltic culture right here

this is indeed cringe worthy

Thanks

>look for majority russian capitals
>Moscow
>Riga
lmaooo

That's hilarious

My bf is gay, who wants threesome?

If you think that impressive, check these!

I'm aroused by violent nazi officers as well.

I think I need to get banned

why my man

Reported to kremlin just now, how will putin punish you for homosexual sins?

Source?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>Lithuania has around 99 kilometres (NOT EVEN 100 LMAO) of sandy coastline, only about 38 kilometres of which face the open Baltic Sea, less than the other two Baltic Sea countries
>be Lithuania
>be virtually landlocked
No wonder there's no Gulf of Vilnius

FOR
R
E
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from Ukraine?

Post sources as well man, c'mon

sorry don't know the source I found it on /gif/
ask there

Please support our troops

Wow you must be a genius or something

butiful bollocks and dick size ^^

pls don't leave me, Arturas, I still love you..

>Be from Latvia
>More likely to be Russian than Latvian

oh no, he left me alone in this general. absoluty alone, noooooooooo
;-----------;

>be Rigan
>feel like going to a beach
>warm ocean is just 20 minutes away
>be Vilniusian (kek)
>want to go swimming
>fill the bathtub
>accidentally (not really) drop a toaster in it

does posting porn only get one banned on int or on the whole site?

>caring about sea
What are you? Gay or something?

Bans on Sup Forums are always site-wide

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I HAVE BROKEN THE CODE
I SAW THE TRUTH

/balt/ + /ausnz/ is an artificial creation

/ausnz/ is full of intilftrator mods who monitor us more closely and actively discourage any FUN, do not fall prey, it's all a set up

LISTEN TO THE TRUTH
DO NO SURRENDER

would you let a ukrainian to stay at ur home?

but aussies and kiwis are funposters too

>be Estonian
>get eaten by bears

>He doesnt have wolves or bears

Pussy ass country

...

t. a country with no gulf named after its capital

I wonder where you got this map from?

saved

did you have the permission to save it?

i'm home

It would be EXTREMLEY rude if you did not

Late nights?

I don't need one

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

ye

WOW now that is EXTREMELY rude
you were right, this is terrible

Finlan, no, is a lie

Is Balto-Slavism the Baltic equivalent of Pan-Turanism?

no it's the equivalent of my cock in ur mum's ass you little bitch

I associate with Balto-Baltism myself.

The Australian people are mine.

Thanks

Are Lithuanians Slavs?

The people of New Zealand are mine.

Anime mergaitės kelnaitės

Pedofilas

No, Northern European officially

No. We are nordic now according to UN.

We Nordic now

Kadri tõi karjaõnne, viskas vilja peoga aita. Viis ära laste hinged

Northern, not nordic you imbecile

Damn, Norway is as fucked up as Chile

>in one of the recent days get fired from minimal wage job in prestigious for being not meeting the standards a web designer / front-end developer in the firm requires according to my employer and some colleagues
>immediately turn to videogames and try not to think what a worthless, self-overvalued sack of shit i am

at least my mother isn't worried that i'm a total neet now

Least you don't work in a warehouse mate

*inhales*

*FARTS*

*holds breath*